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  • the_wizz
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    • Dec 2003
    • 1633

    #1

    Movie Quote Game...

    Guess the movie....

    "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"

    "Not Right now"

    "Well, a girl's gotta have her standards..."

    If you guess correctly, post a new quote....
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  • brizzad
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    • Jul 2003
    • 11769

    #2
    its from Real Genius with val kilmer.. but i believe it was 3 inch, not 6



    okay guess this one:

    "My BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL and, ah, I got this big project due tomorrow. If I don't get it in he's gonna ask me to commit hari kari."

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    • Evil Chris
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      #3
      Real Genius


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      • the_wizz
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        • Dec 2003
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        #4
        Originally posted by brizzad
        its from Real Genius with val kilmer.. but i believe it was 3 inch, not 6



        okay guess this one:

        "My BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL and, ah, I got this big project due tomorrow. If I don't get it in he's gonna ask me to commit hari kari."
        It was 6" (the movie is on on comedy central)

        Not sure of that one....
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        • Tala
          Fucked if I know
          • Dec 2002
          • 23368

          #5
          Originally posted by brizzad
          its from Real Genius with val kilmer.. but i believe it was 3 inch, not 6



          okay guess this one:

          "My BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL and, ah, I got this big project due tomorrow. If I don't get it in he's gonna ask me to commit hari kari."
          Hackers.

          "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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          • Bansheelinks
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            • Apr 2003
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            #6
            "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing."

            and this one:

            "So do all who see such times, but that is not for them to decide -all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

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            • HammerALL
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              • Apr 2004
              • 3506

              #7
              Originally posted by Bansheelinks
              "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing."

              and this one:

              "So do all who see such times, but that is not for them to decide -all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
              Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the rings

              first one is by Boromir
              second by Gandalf

              "what lunacy is this - love - that strikes down both beggar and king"
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              • the_wizz
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                • Dec 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by Tala
                Hackers.

                "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
                They live?


                "Its 100 miles to chicago. We have a full take of gas, half a pack of ciggaretts, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses"
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                • blazi
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                  • Feb 2003
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by the_wizz
                  They live?


                  "Its 100 miles to chicago. We have a full take of gas, half a pack of ciggaretts, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses"
                  I remember this line, can't think of the movie though!!

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                  • Tala
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 23368

                    #10
                    Blues Brothers.


                    "Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

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                    • Corleone
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 15262

                      #11
                      Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house]
                      Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
                      Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
                      Chris Knight: Not right now.
                      Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
                      [She walks out]

                      Real Genius

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                      • HammerALL
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                        • Apr 2004
                        • 3506

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Tala
                        Blues Brothers.


                        "Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
                        Clerks

                        "I'm of a mind to make some Mooky"
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                        • stevecore
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                          • May 2003
                          • 6130

                          #13
                          "the snozzberries taste like snozzberries"

                          there's actually two movies that use this.

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                          • Tala
                            Fucked if I know
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 23368

                            #14
                            Originally posted by stevecore
                            "the snozzberries taste like snozzberries"

                            there's actually two movies that use this.
                            Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.


                            Don't know the Mooky one.



                            "Gracie is pregnant."

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                            • EnigmaTek
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                              • Feb 2004
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tala
                              "Gracie is pregnant."

                              One of the Jurassic Park movies.

                              Dad blam it, the sherrif is a ni(insert church bell noise here)
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                              • mardigras
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                                • Feb 2003
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Tala

                                "Gracie is pregnant."
                                Star Trek IV,

                                "You stand convicted of assholism!"
                                .

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                                • enter »
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 2362

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by EnigmaTek

                                  Dad blam it, the sherrif is a ni(insert church bell noise here)
                                  Blazing Saddles ?


                                  customer : 'can you make a dry martini?'

                                  bartender : 'can you make a shoe stink?'
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                                  • Tala
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                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 23368

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mardigras
                                    Star Trek IV,

                                    "You stand convicted of assholism!"
                                    Correct.

                                    Pink Flamingos. And the only reason I know that one is because a friend of mine made me watch it a few nights ago.


                                    "Why Johnny Tyler! Where you goin with that shotgun?"

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                                    • EnigmaTek
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by enter »
                                      Blazing Saddles ?


                                      customer : 'can you make a dry martini?'

                                      bartender : 'can you make a shoe stink?'

                                      I got the gracie one wrong but this one is Caddyshack

                                      "What this tub needs is more bubbles, get in here Bubbles."
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                                      • SCtyger
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                                        • May 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Tala
                                        Correct.

                                        Pink Flamingos. And the only reason I know that one is because a friend of mine made me watch it a few nights ago.


                                        "Why Johnny Tyler! Where you goin with that shotgun?"
                                        Tombstone.

                                        "You can build bridges all your life... if you suck dick just once, what are you a bridge builder? no... you're a cocksucker"
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                                        • mardigras
                                          Bon temps!
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 14194

                                          #21
                                          Play It to the Bone/Judge Dredd

                                          Here's 2 from 1:

                                          "Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly.
                                          See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call."

                                          "I tell you I saw blood on the bottom of her shoes, not exactly blood, it was gore, hanging there like a runny nose."
                                          .

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                                          • stevecore
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                                            • May 2003
                                            • 6130

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Tala
                                            Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

                                            yup, that and Super Troopers.

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                                            • KRosh
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                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 5114

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by EnigmaTek


                                              "What this tub needs is more bubbles, get in here Bubbles."

                                              Back To school- Rodney DangerField.




                                              here is a quote " I am your Huckleberry"
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                                              • enter »
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                                                • Jul 2004
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                                                #24
                                                'can I borrow your towel? my car just hit a water buffalo outside'
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                                                • Tala
                                                  Fucked if I know
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 23368

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by KRosh
                                                  Back To school- Rodney DangerField.




                                                  here is a quote " I am your Huckleberry"
                                                  Tombstone.

                                                  "If she kisses you, I'll turn you into a Prince."

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                                                  • KRosh
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                                                    • Nov 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by enter »
                                                    'can I borrow your towel? my car just hit a water buffalo outside'
                                                    FLETCH


                                                    Awsome movie.
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                                                    • NoCarrier
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                                                      • Mar 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      An easy one :

                                                      "Well why not a space flower? Why do we always expect them to come in metal ships? "

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                                                      • KRosh
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                                                        • Nov 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                        An easy one :

                                                        "Well why not a space flower? Why do we always expect them to come in metal ships? "
                                                        An easy one ??


                                                        You have to be as old as me to get this one LOL most of the people on here are 18-25

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                                                        • Tala
                                                          Fucked if I know
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 23368

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Tala
                                                          Tombstone.

                                                          "If she kisses you, I'll turn you into a Prince."
                                                          I"m rather surprised no one has gotten this one yet.

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                                                          • Bansheelinks
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                                                            • Apr 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            "End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take."

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                                                            • riosluts
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                                                              • Sep 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Tala
                                                              Hackers.

                                                              "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
                                                              hey wasn't this from that Duke Nukem game?

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                                                              • Strife
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                                                                • Aug 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                "End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take."
                                                                LOTR: ROTK


                                                                "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fuckin' khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
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                                                                • Bansheelinks
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                  "End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take."
                                                                  Heh heh.......looks like I stumped ya's.

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                                                                  • riosluts
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                    "End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take."
                                                                    i think we should skip this one. Since its been a few minutes and noone was able to guess it

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                                                                    • Bansheelinks
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                                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      shit...........

                                                                      me spake too soon.

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                                                                      • Bansheelinks
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by riosluts
                                                                        i think we should skip this one. Since its been a few minutes and noone was able to guess it
                                                                        nope, strife got it. i bet he googled it.

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                                                                        • riosluts
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Strife
                                                                          LOTR: ROTK


                                                                          "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fuckin' khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
                                                                          hahah this one i actually remember. FIGHT CLUB

                                                                          "AhhhhChew!!! I'm Sorry But I Am Allegic To Bullshit!"

                                                                          -new movie

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                                                                          • Strife
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                                                                            • Aug 2001
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                            nope, strife got it. i bet he googled it.
                                                                            LOL...nah just a huge LOTR fan
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                                                                            • SlickRick
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                                                                              • Jan 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              I got a few good ones

                                                                              "Im the bad guy"

                                                                              "that's some repugnet shit"

                                                                              "Yippie Ki-Ay Mother Fucker"

                                                                              "I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"

                                                                              "If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

                                                                              "I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have"

                                                                              "I found the cure of the 20th centry but I lost it"

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                                                                              • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                • Apr 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Strife
                                                                                LOL...nah just a huge LOTR fan


                                                                                Best Trilogy ever. And that scene? Well, that is one profound golden nugget of film-making. Thats why I posted it, but not in its entirety or else anyone could have guessed it rapidly.

                                                                                Here's the total scene:

                                                                                (The Orcs are attacking the next level of the city, and soldiers wait behind the gate, ready to attack. Gandalf and Pippin are sitting behind a short wall, watching, and waiting.)

                                                                                Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.

                                                                                (Gandalf looks at him in surprise.)

                                                                                Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

                                                                                (Pippin listens hopefully, as the sounds of the battle around them fade.)

                                                                                Pippin: What? Gandalf? See what?

                                                                                Gandalf: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

                                                                                Pippin: Well, that isn't so bad.

                                                                                Gandalf: No. No, it isn't.

                                                                                ********************


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                                                                                • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SlickRick
                                                                                  I got a few good ones

                                                                                  "Im the bad guy"

                                                                                  "that's some repugnet shit"

                                                                                  "Yippie Ki-Ay Mother Fucker"

                                                                                  "I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"

                                                                                  "If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

                                                                                  "I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have"

                                                                                  "I found the cure of the 20th centry but I lost it"
                                                                                  Airplane

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                                                                                  • riosluts
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by riosluts
                                                                                    hahah this one i actually remember. FIGHT CLUB

                                                                                    "AhhhhChew!!! I'm Sorry But I Am Allegic To Bullshit!"

                                                                                    -new movie
                                                                                    ok since noone got it. Its from the movie "I,robot"

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                                                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      imdb anyone one?


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                                                                                      • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        "The government reaches inside your shirt and squeezes until your tit turns purple."

                                                                                        "If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here."

                                                                                        "I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me."

                                                                                        "Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

                                                                                        "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

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                                                                                        HINT: this is another great movie, an all-timer.

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                                                                                        • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          looks like i stumped ya!

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                                                                                          • Strife
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            damn...can't quite put my finger on it....
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                                                                                            • Gheenz
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                                                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              "You can get it doggystyle or on your side. Those are your only two options. My house. My rules."
                                                                                              Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                                                                                              • Gheenz
                                                                                                Here's Your Sign
                                                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                                                                                                "The government reaches inside your shirt and squeezes until your tit turns purple."

                                                                                                "If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here."

                                                                                                "I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me."

                                                                                                "Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

                                                                                                "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

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                                                                                                HINT: this is another great movie, an all-timer.
                                                                                                Shawshank???
                                                                                                Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                                                                                                • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by NickHimself
                                                                                                  Shawshank???
                                                                                                  Bingo! You're turn to post a quote.

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                                                                                                  • Bansheelinks
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Man I'm picking some real epic powerhouses...........ROTK and Shawshank Redemption

                                                                                                    Doesn't get much better than that.

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