Guys with no game that go to clubs

**mahoney** · 07-23-2004, 07:38 PM

Good Advice

**NickPapageorgio** · 07-23-2004, 07:38 PM

I don't understand what you are saying.

**AaronM** · 07-23-2004, 07:39 PM

**MrIzzz** · 07-23-2004, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
I don't understand what you are saying.

well, first off get a haircut, then buy some shades, then shoot yourself

**Spunky** · 07-23-2004, 07:40 PM

Smiles work wonders...Initial ice breaker

**MrIzzz** · 07-23-2004, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

**Zerof8** · 07-23-2004, 07:41 PM

**MrIzzz** · 07-23-2004, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by spunky1
Smiles work wonders...Initial ice breaker

its such an easy thing to do, but most guys have such a hard time doing it.

while i was at happy hour one of my friends was just staring down chicas as they'd walk by. he was literally scaring them off

so i had a talk with him and told him to ease up a little and smile. lol, and that didnt work because his smile was even creepier than his stare.

so i walked away from him most of the night

**NickPapageorgio** · 07-23-2004, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by spunky1
Smiles work wonders...Initial ice breaker

Yeah but you can tell more about a girl by showing her a pic of yourself taking a shit right off the bat. Then you know if things can ever work out later on. If it's true love at first sight then the pic of you taking a dumpola won't faze her at all.

... That's how me and my wife got together.

**Spunky** · 07-23-2004, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Yeah but you can tell more about a girl by showing her a pic of yourself taking a shit right off the bat. Then you know if things can ever work out later on. If it's true love at first sight then the pic of you taking a dumpola won't faze her at all.
... That's how me and my wife got together.

WTF?

Haven't tried that approach yet....maybe will do Saturday

**FlyingIguana** · 07-23-2004, 07:47 PM

why is it only the fat girls smile at me?

**Spunky** · 07-23-2004, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
why is it only the fat girls smile at me?

They smile at everyone

**MrIzzz** · 07-23-2004, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
why is it only the fat girls smile at me?

do you smell like buffet when you go to the club?

**NickPapageorgio** · 07-23-2004, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
why is it only the fat girls smile at me?

Fat girls need lovin too man...

**NickPapageorgio** · 07-23-2004, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz
do you smell like buffet when you go to the club?

**FlyingIguana** · 07-23-2004, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz
do you smell like buffet when you go to the club?

maybe its from all the seasoning i put on my steaks when i eat them...

**Doctor Dre** · 07-23-2004, 07:53 PM

Tip #2 : Don't smile for more then 2-3 seconds or you will look like a retard

**MrIzzz** · 07-23-2004, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Tip #2 : Don't smile for more then 2-3 seconds or you will look like a retard

very very true....that really freaks out the ladies

**NickPapageorgio** · 07-23-2004, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Tip #2 : Don't smile for more then 2-3 seconds or you will look like a retard

And if you do happen to do it for more than 2-3 seconds start acting like Rainman and counting toothpicks. You might be able to pick up a few pity points.

**Tala** · 07-23-2004, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
why is it only the fat girls smile at me?

Sorry. I won't make that mistake again.

**FlyingIguana** · 07-23-2004, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by Tala
Sorry. I won't make that mistake again.

you can buy me a drink tho

Guys with no game that go to clubs

Guys with no game that go to clubs

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