how many of you will not eat pussy?

**sickkittens** · 05-31-2005, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

but i've also noticed theres alot of dude's out there that won't lick the snapper. why is that?

**Babagirls** · 05-31-2005, 02:09 PM

i miss it

**GiantGnome** · 05-31-2005, 02:09 PM

too hairy for me and i bet youre just sick enough to skin the cat first.

**MrIzzz** · 05-31-2005, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by sickkittens

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yummmmmmmmmy

**NoCarrier** · 05-31-2005, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

i loooooooooooooooooooove me some cunnilingus, but i've also noticed theres alot of dude's out there that won't lick the snapper. why is that?

**Terry** · 05-31-2005, 02:10 PM

i love eating a nicely shaven clean pussy ... dont serve me no fish!

**MrIzzz** · 05-31-2005, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Babagirls

i miss it

i hear giantgnome does cunnilingus housecalls at $20 a pop

**MrIzzz** · 05-31-2005, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by GiantGnome

too hairy for me and i bet youre just sick enough to skin the cat first.

yes

i

would

**Michaelious** · 05-31-2005, 02:11 PM

i'll do it if i have to.

**MrIzzz** · 05-31-2005, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

omggggggggggggggggggggg

lmfaoooo

**GiantGnome** · 05-31-2005, 02:11 PM

How could you skin this poor kitten just to lick it?

**Terry** · 05-31-2005, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Thats nasty... funny as hell .. but nasty!

**MrIzzz** · 05-31-2005, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by GiantGnome

How could you skin this poor kitten just to lick it?

thats a sexy pussy

**sickkittens** · 05-31-2005, 02:13 PM

How's married life treating you by the way?

**pxxx** · 05-31-2005, 02:13 PM

That is the wrong question to ask on this board.

**MrIzzz** · 05-31-2005, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by sickkittens

How's married life treating you by the way?

i'm absolutely loving it

lol, ask me the same question in a year

**GiantGnome** · 05-31-2005, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

thats a sexy pussy

great to see you bud! im very happy for you both and hope all is well.

**MrIzzz** · 05-31-2005, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by pxxx

That is the wrong question to ask on this board.

i'm trying to weed out the kids from the men

**swedguy** · 05-31-2005, 02:14 PM

Me loves the Sushi!

BT · 05-31-2005, 02:14 PM

If your not eating it someone else is

**MrIzzz** · 05-31-2005, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by GiantGnome

great to see you bud! im very happy for you both and hope all is well.

thanks bro, i've been so busy over the last few months, and by the end of this week i'll finally be able to catch up and finish off all the projects i've let slip off....wooooohoooooooo

**MrIzzz** · 05-31-2005, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by BT

If your not eating it someone else is

that is soooooooo true, holla back BT!!!!

**mahoney** · 05-31-2005, 02:16 PM

I have a "Less Is More" Theory. I have become so good at it
that I don't do at all anymore

**flirty** · 05-31-2005, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

hell NO!!!

**mahoney** · 05-31-2005, 02:17 PM

I have a "Less Is More" Theory. I have become so good at it
that I don't do at all anymore However, when I do eat pussy
I give them what I call the "Velvet Buzz saw" very similar
to carpet bombing

**MrIzzz** · 05-31-2005, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by mahoney

I have a "Less Is More" Theory. I have become so good at it
that I don't do at all anymore However, when I do eat pussy
I give them what I call the "Velvet Buzz saw" very similar
to carpet bombing

the velvet buzz saw????

**GiantGnome** · 05-31-2005, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

i hear giantgnome does cunnilingus housecalls at $20 a pop

Hi Babgirl.

**Juicy D. Links** · 05-31-2005, 02:22 PM

Homooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

**NaughtyRob** · 05-31-2005, 02:23 PM

I looooooove the pussy.

**Babagirls** · 05-31-2005, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by GiantGnome

Hi Babgirl.

i meant that i miss eating pussy! LMAO
(the boyfriend says its cheating, unless he's allowed to join

)

**dig420** · 05-31-2005, 02:30 PM

I hardly ever do, not enough girls use FDS.

If it's nice and clean and smells good, I'll go there.

Oddly enough, eating pussy is one of those nice guy/bad guy things with women. They SAY they want a nice guy but they go for the bad guy. They SAY they want thier pussy eaten, but if refuse to do it they love you even more. If you eat it like it's steak they think they own you, don't eat it at all and they just think there's something wrong with them and they have to work harder to please you.

Women are perverse.

**GiantGnome** · 05-31-2005, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by Babagirls

i meant that i miss eating pussy! LMAO
(the boyfriend says its cheating, unless he's allowed to join

)

Damn I wish my wife still liked eating it(and recieving.

) Id let her do it when ever she wanted. I wouldnt even have to be around.

**latinasojourn** · 05-31-2005, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by dig420

They SAY they want a nice guy but they go for the bad guy. They SAY they want thier pussy eaten, but if refuse to do it they love you even more.

don't think so. you might have a one night stand or two.

but you will be able to retain the best female companionship if you are a proficient muff diver, and can regularly bring your girl off with oral.

and you can etch that truth in stone.

**TDF** · 05-31-2005, 03:08 PM

i only eat it on days that end with Y

**GiantGnome** · 05-31-2005, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by TDF

i only eat it on days that end with Y

So do i!!!!!!!!!! Now I understand why my wife removed all the Ys from the calender.

**Monique Niccole** · 05-31-2005, 03:12 PM

I've never dated a man who didn't eat pussy. That's pretty much a deal-breaker.

**sniperwolf** · 05-31-2005, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by latinasojourn

don't think so. you might have a one night stand or two.

but you will be able to retain the best female companionship if you are a proficient muff diver, and can regularly bring your girl off with oral.

and you can etch that truth in stone.

i would have to agree with that

**CDSmith** · 05-31-2005, 03:25 PM

Real men eat pussy.

End of story.

**Ross** · 05-31-2005, 03:32 PM

I just ate some tonight..... yuuuuuuuuummy!

**Marcus Aurelius** · 05-31-2005, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by dig420

"If you eat it like it's steak they think they own you"

Actually, if you do it right...you own them.

**GiantGnome** · 05-31-2005, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by Ross

I just ate some tonight..... yuuuuuuuuummy!

Bastard!

**Gabriel** · 05-31-2005, 03:49 PM

You Suck!
~~~~~~~~~
-Consolidated featuring the Yeastie Girls

I know you're really proud, cause you think you're well-hung,
but I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue.
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair,
but you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair.
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick,
you're going to have to give me more than just a token lick.
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how,
CAUSE IT'S YOUR TURN NOW.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.
YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

If you're worried about babies, you can lower your risk-
by giving me that special cunnilingus kiss.
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit.
You can wiggle, you can jiggle your tongue on my clit.
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm.
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm.
I can tell it's making you scared jut thinking of it,
BUT YOU BETTER LEARN TO LOVE IT.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.
YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

When you hear safe sex, you snicker under your breath.
We got to take cover, we're flirting with death.
AIDS is our problem, we've got to talk.
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock.
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift,
got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit.
Dinners on, get busy with my booty.
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity.
I know you're sad, luscious pussy with a cover.
I'm aching, too, we can't taste each other.
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke.
THIS AINT NO JOKE.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.
YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around.

Sisters... you've got the power. Use it.

Woman: You brought a condom, right?
Man: HUH?
Woman: I'm unprotected.
Man: Aint you on the pill?

W: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know
I think it's your turn to go down on me.
M: I'm tired, I'm tired.
W: What do you mean your tired?
Come on baby, come on.
M: No, no, that's aweful... that taste- terrible.
W: You asshole, you shit.

Well, I know you think it's a real drag,
to suck my C_U_N_T when I'm on the rag.
Quit making up stories, yeah give me a break.
Cause I really don't believe that you got a headache.
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection.
How do you think I feel when I GAG on your erection? (uh!)
Your wasting your tongue with lame excuses,
GET YOUR FACE BETWEEN MY THIGHS.

Now, YOU SUCK, suck it hard, go down baby.
YOU SUCK, lick it hard, and move your tongue around

**TurboAngel** · 05-31-2005, 03:51 PM

I don't.

**Doctor Dre** · 05-31-2005, 03:53 PM

I like eating pussy :P

**octo1997** · 05-31-2005, 04:00 PM

It makes me weird when I say: I only eat pussy when women have their period but what the fuck. I DO that kind of kinky things.

**Gabriel** · 05-31-2005, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by octo1997

It makes me weird when I say: I only eat pussy when women have their period but what the fuck. I DO that kind of kinky things.

You've earned your redwings.

**BlackCrayon** · 05-31-2005, 04:22 PM

always, always, always. i can make her cum in under 2 minutes. its fun.

**CDSmith** · 05-31-2005, 04:52 PM

**Basic_man** · 05-31-2005, 04:53 PM

I eat pussy everyday for diner :P

how many of you will not eat pussy?

how many of you will not eat pussy?

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