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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!

    My friend sent me this and I thought it was pretty funny. Sorry if it's old or has been posted before.

    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!

    1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

    2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding

    3) See me ASAP.............................. Kum Hia Nao

    4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk

    5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

    6) Did you go to the beach? .................. WaiYu So Tan

    7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

    8) I think you need a face lift ............ Chin Tu Fat

    9) It's very dark in here .................. Wao So Dim

    10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching

    11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King

    12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nau

    13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo

    14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka

    15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

    16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    thats excellent

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    • italianninja
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 564

      #3
      Thats great

      now 'diw lay'

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      • Nylz
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        • Apr 2004
        • 8285

        #4
        AWESOME!!
        No sig.

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        • SlickCash Sarah
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          • Feb 2004
          • 2055

          #5
          Fucking great! Seen it before but always makes me laugh.

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          • Jennie
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            • Mar 2004
            • 2018

            #6
            that's good enough.. ;)

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            • BradM
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              • Dec 2003
              • 3397

              #7
              Originally posted by HighOnAcid
              16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

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              • BlingDaddy
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 6343

                #8
                Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                My friend sent me this and I thought it was pretty funny. Sorry if it's old or has been posted before.

                Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!

                1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

                2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding

                3) See me ASAP.............................. Kum Hia Nao

                4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk

                5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

                6) Did you go to the beach? .................. WaiYu So Tan

                7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

                8) I think you need a face lift ............ Chin Tu Fat

                9) It's very dark in here .................. Wao So Dim

                10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching

                11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King

                12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nau

                13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo

                14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka

                15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

                16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

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                • silent moan
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1908

                  #9
                  additional info!

                  great!

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                  • Big Cheese
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                    • Jun 2004
                    • 473

                    #10
                    Good stuff!

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                    • Cristofor Columb
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                      • Jul 2004
                      • 287

                      #11

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                      • Ar3s
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                        • Feb 2004
                        • 4307

                        #12

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                        • Lauren
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1439

                          #13
                          This is one Fa Kin Su Pah thread

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                          • gornyhuy
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                            • May 2002
                            • 18041

                            #14
                            That is fucking hilarious!

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                            • L0stMind
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                              • Sep 2002
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                              #15
                              timeline pic?

                              I got that 8 years ago!

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                              • Lucy
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                                • Mar 2004
                                • 3969

                                #16
                                yes, FA KIN SU PAH

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                                • ZanyCash Larry
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                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 1057

                                  #17
                                  Ok thanks. Now what the fuck do I do with it?

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                                  • LaurieX
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                                    • Feb 2003
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                                    #18
                                    I have not seen that yet its F ing funny!
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                                    • neverlearn
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                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 2085

                                      #19
                                      wicked post !
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                                      • macho
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                                        • Nov 2001
                                        • 2875

                                        #20
                                        Any lessons for Japanise language in 5 minutes?
                                        Fa Kin Su Pah
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                                        • chodadog
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                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 9736

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                          9) It's very dark in here .................. Wao So Dim
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                                          • [illnet]-Tony
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                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 159

                                            #22
                                            Funny shit ! lol
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                                            • More Booze
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                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 5116

                                              #23

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