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  • boobmaster
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    • Jul 2003
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    #1

    Who is the worst singer ever?

    Hope I didn't forget anyone!

    Neil Young
    Bob Dylan
    Tom Petty
    Yoko Ono
  • Explicit
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    • Jul 2004
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    #2
    dude - tom petty kicks ass - i figured you would at least throw in somwthin bout the popstar boybands or any kinda country singers, that shit makes my ears bleed

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    • Platinumpimp
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      • Jan 2004
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      #3
      it depends on taste, like you can have a bad football player for instance.

      So basically there isn't any really bad singer (for some people)
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      • UltraSonic
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        #4
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        • SykkBoy2
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          #5
          Liza Manelli
          Yoko Ono
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          • bringer
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            • Jul 2003
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            #6
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            • boobmaster
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              #7
              Originally posted by Explicit
              dude - tom petty kicks ass - i figured you would at least throw in somwthin bout the popstar boybands or any kinda country singers, that shit makes my ears bleed
              I agree! Tom rocks, so does Neil and Bob. Not the greatest SINGERS in the world, but they are GREAT songwriters.

              There are some pretty awful country singers, I agree.

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              • MiSsBeHeaDReSs
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                • May 2004
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                #8
                I hate to say this but Brittney Spears absolutely belongs in that list.
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                • stevecore
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                  • May 2003
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                  #9
                  yoko ono by far.

                  what she lacks in character she further destroys by opening her mouth.

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                  • boobmaster
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
                    it depends on taste, like you can have a bad football player for instance.

                    So basically there isn't any really bad singer (for some people)
                    I agree that it's mainly a matter of taste. There are a lot of raspy crooners and screamers out there, but most of them sing on key. The people I mentioned above are known for having sung off key.

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                    • jade_dragon
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                      • May 2004
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                      #11
                      The asian guy from american idol hands down. But I do like what he had to say "I did my best, I have on regrets"
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                      • boobmaster
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by stevecore
                        yoko ono by far.

                        what she lacks in character she further destroys by opening her mouth.


                        I think I would have to agree with you on this. She is dreadful!

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                        • Goatse
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                          • Sep 2003
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                          #13
                          David Lee Roth, aka "I forgot the fuckin' words." He was pretty cool in his youth, but the guy is downright pathetic nowadays. Same goes for Brian Johnson. He lost his voice 20 years ago..

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                          • boobmaster
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                            • Jul 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by jade_dragon
                            The asian guy from american idol hands down. But I do like what he had to say "I did my best, I have on regrets"
                            How could I have forgotten William Hung! He sucks the big one, definitely. But he's so bad it's funny. He sure is making bank from his 'talents' though. His album sold over a million copies the first weekend it was released. I can sing AT LEAST as bad as he can. Why can't I get a record deal?

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                            • stevecore
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                              #15
                              paris hilton has an upcoming CD release...im sure she'll be a contender shortly.

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                              • p1mpdogg
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                                • Nov 2002
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                                #16
                                my girl friend is the worst singer ever
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                                • boobmaster
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                                  • Jul 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Goatse
                                  David Lee Roth, aka "I forgot the fuckin' words." He was pretty cool in his youth, but the guy is downright pathetic nowadays. Same goes for Brian Johnson. He lost his voice 20 years ago..
                                  Really? I haven't listened to DLR since 'Yankee Rose' 15 years ago or thereabouts. He must have gotten bad because I always thought he was a pretty good singer.

                                  Brian Johnson isn't a singer ... he's a SCREAMER, but he's a kick ass screamer. I LOVE the old AC/DC stuff -- my favorite band of all time.

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                                  • CDSmith
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                                    • May 2001
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                                    #18
                                    Whoever told Keith Richards he could sing deserves a slap.



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                                    • boobmaster
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by stevecore
                                      paris hilton has an upcoming CD release...im sure she'll be a contender shortly.
                                      I don't know why it is but I'd love to fuck the shit out of that girl. I really don't care how she sings.

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                                      • MattO
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                                        • Feb 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Goatse
                                        David Lee Roth, aka "I forgot the fuckin' words."

                                        hahah are you quoting from the show where he stops the band due to water balloons getting thrown on them?

                                        "Hold it fellahs, hold it...
                                        Some stupid asshole just threw a water balloon up on the stage!"...

                                        ..."Don't be throwin' your fuckin' shit up here, you faggot-ass motherfuckers!"

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                                        • boobmaster
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                          Whoever told Keith Richards he could sing deserves a slap.



                                          Yoko Ono's recordings were played in a closed empty room for 72 hours straight.
                                          The paint peeled.
                                          LMAO! Poor Yoko.

                                          RE: Keith Richards .... I actually like the way he sung 'Little T&A' -- through his nose.

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                                          • J-Reel
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                                            • Feb 2002
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                                            #22
                                            You forgot steve miller.

                                            Hands down the worst musician ever.

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                                            • boobmaster
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                                              • Jul 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MattO
                                              hahah are you quoting from the show where he stops the band due to water balloons getting thrown on them?

                                              "Hold it fellahs, hold it...
                                              Some stupid asshole just threw a water balloon up on the stage!"...

                                              ..."Don't be throwin' your fuckin' shit up here, you faggot-ass motherfuckers!"
                                              Always entertaining. I would expect nothing less from a guy who once insured his penis through Loyds of London for a million bucks.

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                                              • crockett
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                                                • May 2003
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                                                #24
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                                                • boobmaster
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by J-Reel
                                                  You forgot steve miller.

                                                  Hands down the worst musician ever.
                                                  This is a thread about worst SINGER, not musician. I don't think Steve Miller is either of these things. Steve rocks, dude!

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                                                  • Bazil
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                                                    • Jun 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    Barry Manilo.... Top of the list....

                                                    all time worst....

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                                                    • boobmaster
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Bazil
                                                      Barry Manilo.... Top of the list....

                                                      all time worst....
                                                      Barry Manilow is not known as a great singer but at least he sings on key. He wrote some pretty good songs. Chicks like him and his songs put them in the mood so he's OK with me.

                                                      BTW, welcome to GFY.

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                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by crockett
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                                                        Shit yeah. His buddy Leonard Nimoy too for that matter.
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                                                        • SykkBoy2
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Bazil
                                                          Barry Manilo.... Top of the list....

                                                          all time worst....
                                                          I'm not sure which should be the banning offense....
                                                          you mentioning Barry "The Man" or misspelling his name.....

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                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                            #30
                                                            Manilow is one of the finest entertainers of our time. Period.


                                                            Steve miller rocks. Put down his greatest hits album and get into side B of a few of his first albums and then comment on the man.




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                                                            • boobmaster
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                              I'm not sure which should be the banning offense....
                                                              you mentioning Barry "The Man" or misspelling his name.....
                                                              LOL. I was going to say something like that myself. Of all the ways to make your big splash on GFY, posting a message about Barry Manilow and misspelling his name is probably not among them.

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                                                              • boobmaster
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                Manilow is one of the finest entertainers of our time. Period.


                                                                Steve miller rocks. Put down his greatest hits album and get into side B of a few of his first albums and then comment on the man.

                                                                I agree on both counts.

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                                                                • stevecore
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Oh dont forget Bette Midler in Wind Beneath My Wings where she can't hit that high note.

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                                                                  • boobmaster
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by stevecore
                                                                    Oh dont forget Bette Midler in Wind Beneath My Wings where she can't hit that high note.
                                                                    I fucking HATE that song.

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                                                                    • Jamdin
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Listening to Michael Bolton is worse than Yoko

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                                                                      • TurboTrucker
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Yoko Ono, William Hung, Bjork, the singer from Korn.

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                                                                        • boobmaster
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by TurboTrucker
                                                                          Yoko Ono, William Hung, Bjork, the singer from Korn.
                                                                          Yoko and William are both Korean. Isn't that weird how two of the most successful worst singers of all time are Korean? Yoko got her fame from Lenon and William got his from American Idol. Are there any good singers in Korea?

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                                                                          • buddyjuf

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Ja Rule

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                                                                            • GiantGnome
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Macy Grey has to be up there with Yoko, and dont forget about Tiny Tim.
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                                                                              • sickkittens
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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • scrm
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Britney Spears and other shitty pop-singers.. I think she's no qualify to other activities than content :D
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                                                                                  • Daen
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Rosanne Barr

                                                                                    If memory serves me correctly Rosanne Barr's poor attempt to sing the U.S. national anthem actually prompted a bill to be put before congress. The bill did not directly criticize her singing but stated that the U.S. national anthem should be changed because it's melodic range is only attainable by 10% of those trying to sing it.

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                                                                                    • garett
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Jessica Simpson makes William Hung sound like Sinatra as far as I'm concerned. She's definitely the worst popular singer I can think of.

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                                                                                      • The Bootyologist
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        bizmarkee

                                                                                        jessica simpson

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                                                                                        • boobmaster
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Lots of Jessica haters in here. I don't think she sounds worse than William Hung!

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                                                                                          • EZRhino
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                                                            Hope I didn't forget anyone!

                                                                                            Neil Young
                                                                                            Bob Dylan
                                                                                            Tom Petty
                                                                                            Yoko Ono
                                                                                            Oh ya Yoko Ono was really bad. Bitch took down the Beatles

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                                                                                            • arial
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Fred Durst

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