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  • The Bootyologist
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 2912

    #1

    It's that time again - Ask me anything.

    The Dr. is in
  • NakedBo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 1614

    #2
    Why is my internet so slow tonight, and why am I not ably to find a decent guy?

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    • SmutGiant
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 4896

      #3
      what's up?

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      • nofx
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 16826

        #4
        When are you going to leave?

        Often times I wonder why
        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
        When sickness comes I must decide:
        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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        • NoCarrier
          We need more free porn
          • Mar 2002
          • 16356

          #5
          This thread is horribly lame and pathetic, why?

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          • alexg
            IL4L.com
            • Aug 2003
            • 11287

            #6
            who are you and why would we want to hear your answers to our questins?

            Find fuck buddies in your area!

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            • The Bootyologist
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jun 2004
              • 2912

              #7
              Originally posted by NakedBo
              Why is my internet so slow tonight, and why am I not ably to find a decent guy?
              1. spyware
              2. you aren't looking in the right places

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              • Lauren
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2004
                • 1439

                #8
                why does the sun go on shining???

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                • SmutGiant
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 4896

                  #9
                  What do you tip the prescription drugstore delivery guy?

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                  • The Bootyologist
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2912

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SmutGiant
                    what's up?
                    the price of weed

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                    • The Bootyologist
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2912

                      #11
                      Originally posted by nofx
                      When are you going to leave?
                      No time soon.

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                      • The Bootyologist
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2912

                        #12
                        Originally posted by NoCarrier
                        This thread is horribly lame and pathetic, why?
                        because you are here

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                        • SmutGiant
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 4896

                          #13
                          Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                          the price of weed

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                          • NakedBo
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1614

                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                            1. spyware
                            2. you aren't looking in the right places

                            Try again

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                            • The Bootyologist
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2912

                              #15
                              Originally posted by alexg
                              who are you and why would we want to hear your answers to our questins?
                              Dr. Booty PhD Bootyology

                              sai da tay

                              sai da tay

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                              • The Bootyologist
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 2912

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Lauren
                                why does the sun go on shining???
                                it wants to see you

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                                • The Bootyologist
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 2912

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                  What do you tip the prescription drugstore delivery guy?
                                  he has not arrived yet, but I think I am going to go with $3

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                                  • sicone
                                    Retired
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 18453

                                    #18
                                    when rolling blunts, what do i prefer... Falvored blunt wraps or just plain swishers. Alsowitht he flavored blunt wraps.. what flavor best compliments the skunkiness of the weed?

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                                    • The Bootyologist
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 2912

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                      1. spyware
                                      2. you aren't looking in the right places
                                      1. holy roller wimmens are at church tonight and their men are surfing porn
                                      2. there are no decent men

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                                      • The Bootyologist
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 2912

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by sicone
                                        when rolling blunts, what do i prefer... Falvored blunt wraps or just plain swishers. Alsowitht he flavored blunt wraps.. what flavor best compliments the skunkiness of the weed?
                                        flavored mint preferably stored in an altoid box ..lip smacking good

                                        it's get that fine altoid powder all over it ..delicious

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                                        • NakedBo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 1614

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                          1. holy roller wimmens are at church tonight and their men are surfing porn
                                          2. there are no decent men

                                          Thats better thank you for your advise


                                          And yes most men are assholes, but thank god for the good ones still out there, just to bad that they are all either gay or seeing someone

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                                          • fr33s3x
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 5064

                                            #22
                                            - Why is my keyboard white and not black ?
                                            - What happens when a bird eats a berry ?

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                                            • The Bootyologist
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 2912

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by NakedBo
                                              Thats better thank you for your advise


                                              And yes most men are assholes, but thank god for the good ones still out there, just to bad that they are all either gay or seeing someone
                                              you are right and you are welcome

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                                              • The Bootyologist
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 2912

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by fr33s3x
                                                - Why is my keyboard white and not black ?
                                                - What happens when a bird eats a berry ?
                                                1. you didn't fork out the extra couple of dollars for the black one
                                                2. the berry rots and falls off the tree

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                                                • fr33s3x
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 5064

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                  1. you didn't fork out the extra couple of dollars for the black one
                                                  2. the berry rots and falls off the tree
                                                  ah, I see.
                                                  Thanks for your answers!

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                                                  • The Bootyologist
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 2912

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by fr33s3x
                                                    ah, I see.
                                                    Thanks for your answers!
                                                    sa da tay

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                                                    • nofx
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 16826

                                                      #27
                                                      how many times have you watched pootietang?

                                                      Often times I wonder why
                                                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                      • phogirl69
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 3330

                                                        #28
                                                        1. Do all men cheat? What percentage of men cheat?
                                                        2. Why do they cheat?
                                                        3. What percentage of men goes to hookers and massage parlors?

                                                        This next question is for my friend. She is dating a guy and thinks he might be a drug dealer but she's not sure and doesn't want to be caught up in it. What are the signs that a guy is a drug dealer?

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                                                        • Goatse
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 2086

                                                          #29
                                                          Where is Spacedog? And will I ever meet a nice girl who will love me despite the fact that I'm wretchedly ugly?

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                                                          • Cory W
                                                            Deeply shallow
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 9133

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by phogirl69
                                                            1. Do all men cheat? What percentage of men cheat?
                                                            2. Why do they cheat?
                                                            3. What percentage of men goes to hookers and massage parlors?

                                                            This next question is for my friend. She is dating a guy and thinks he might be a drug dealer but she's not sure and doesn't want to be caught up in it. What are the signs that a guy is a drug dealer?
                                                            I so want to answer this.
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                                                            • The Bootyologist
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                              • 2912

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by nofx
                                                              how many times have you watched pootietang?
                                                              atleast ten times

                                                              tippi ta tippi ta

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                                                              • The Bootyologist
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Jun 2004
                                                                • 2912

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by phogirl69
                                                                1. Do all men cheat? What percentage of men cheat?
                                                                2. Why do they cheat?
                                                                3. What percentage of men goes to hookers and massage parlors?

                                                                This next question is for my friend. She is dating a guy and thinks he might be a drug dealer but she's not sure and doesn't want to be caught up in it. What are the signs that a guy is a drug dealer?
                                                                1. all men who can cheat, do.
                                                                2. because they can
                                                                3. 50%

                                                                4. Does he use drugs himself? Does he use more drugs than his salar/budget would seem to allow him to afford? The fact that she is wondering probably makes it true.

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                                                                • The Bootyologist
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                  • 2912

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Goatse
                                                                  Where is Spacedog? And will I ever meet a nice girl who will love me despite the fact that I'm wretchedly ugly?
                                                                  1. Space
                                                                  2. Yes, it all depends on how romantic and good in bed you are.

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                                                                  • The Bootyologist
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                    • 2912

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by WEGCashCory
                                                                    I so want to answer this.
                                                                    we take all advice offered here at dr booty's office

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                                                                    • phogirl69
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 3330

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                                      1. all men who can cheat, do.
                                                                      2. because they can
                                                                      3. 50%

                                                                      4. Does he use drugs himself? Does he use more drugs than his salar/budget would seem to allow him to afford? The fact that she is wondering probably makes it true.
                                                                      No, he does not use drugs at all. She thinks he is a big time dealer because #1 he has a lot of money. He claimed he gambled a few weeks ago and lost 20 or 30k or something like it's nothing. He is always "driving" to far places like Sacramento, even out of state I think, but he NEVER tells her why. He just says it's "work" or "business" but won't tell her what exactly. He also said he used to make "a lot" of money but now his "business" is going down and he owes a lot of debt (over 100k) to "some people" though I'm not sure who "some people" is. Sounds a bit fishy to me.

                                                                      He claims he just helps deliver furniture but people like that don't gamble 20 or 30k and owe over 100k in debt to some type of mob or something. My friend is just stupid. I told her whatever he does it must not be good. BUT No, she insists I go on some messageboard and asky guys on-line because she thinks you guys know better.
                                                                      Last edited by phogirl69; 07-21-2004, 03:22 PM.

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                                                                      • enter »
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                        • 2362

                                                                        #36
                                                                        At first I thought this thread was gonna suck but you're actually doing a great job answering these questions.. so...

                                                                        What weighs more, the Sears Tower or The Great Pyramid of Giza ?
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                                                                        • EZRhino
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                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 6258

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                                          The Dr. is in
                                                                          I have this burning sensation when I pee, what shall I do?

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                                                                          • fr33s3x
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                            • 5064

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Why are some farts flamable ?

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                                                                            • Cory W
                                                                              Deeply shallow
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 9133

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by phogirl69
                                                                              No, he does not use drugs at all. She thinks he is a big time dealer because #1 he has a lot of money. He claimed he gambled a few weeks ago and lost 20 or 30k or something like it's nothing. He is always "driving" to far places like Sacramento, even out of state I think, but he NEVER tells her why. He just says it's "work" or "business" but won't tell her what exactly. He also said he used to make "a lot" of money but now his "business" is going down and he owes a lot of debt (over 100k) to "some people" though I'm not sure who "some people" is. Sounds a bit fishy to me.

                                                                              He claims he just helps deliver furniture but people like that don't gamble 20 or 30k and owe over 100k in debt to some type of mob or something. My friend is just stupid. I told her whatever he does it must not be good. BUT No, she insists I go on some messageboard and asky guys on-line because she thinks you guys know better.
                                                                              Why do people insist on finding some in-depth reasoning for something that can be solved on the shallow exterior?

                                                                              The innate drive for something challenging.

                                                                              If the eggs taste sour, do you go find the hen, or resolve the issue with the store? The store, because you do not want to spend months walking through barns.

                                                                              If he does not tell her where he is going, then why even care where he goes? Just leave.

                                                                              He could be opening an Alpaca ranch with his scientologist friends, at the end of the day, who cares?
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                                                                              • The Bootyologist
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Jun 2004
                                                                                • 2912

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by enter »
                                                                                At first I thought this thread was gonna suck but you're actually doing a great job answering these questions.. so...

                                                                                What weighs more, the Sears Tower or The Great Pyramid of Giza ?
                                                                                im going to guess giza

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                                                                                • Pornopat
                                                                                  AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 10598

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Why do I enjoy your threads?

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                                                                                  • The Bootyologist
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                                    • 2912

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by EZRhino
                                                                                    I have this burning sensation when I pee, what shall I do?
                                                                                    drink more water and go see a medical doctor

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                                                                                    • The Bootyologist
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                                      • 2912

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by fr33s3x
                                                                                      Why are some farts flamable ?
                                                                                      the human body produces methane gas which is flammable.
                                                                                      you know if you have lots of methane if your feces float

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                                                                                      • Cory W
                                                                                        Deeply shallow
                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                        • 9133

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                                                        the human body produces methane gas which is flammable.
                                                                                        you know if you have lots of methane if your feces float
                                                                                        Wow.
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                                                                                        • The Bootyologist
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                          • 2912

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                                                          Why do I enjoy your threads?

                                                                                          cause youre one cool motherfucker

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                                                                                          • phogirl69
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                            • 3330

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by WEGCashCory
                                                                                            Why do people insist on finding some in-depth reasoning for something that can be solved on the shallow exterior?

                                                                                            The innate drive for something challenging.

                                                                                            If the eggs taste sour, do you go find the hen, or resolve the issue with the store? The store, because you do not want to spend months walking through barns.

                                                                                            If he does not tell her where he is going, then why even care where he goes? Just leave.

                                                                                            He could be opening an Alpaca ranch with his scientologist friends, at the end of the day, who cares?
                                                                                            I agree, I don't care either!! I am just asking for my friend, she cares because she likes him, but can't admit it because she has issues, and I have to hear about it ALL DAY, everytime we talk. I have to constantly listen to where he is going and help her trying to figure out why....

                                                                                            Also, they are not even going out, just talking to each other, not even "dating". I am only asking because she is buggin me to... I already told her it "might" be drugs, but I'm not sure it could be anything. she says I "don't know anything" because I never used drugs or know anything about that lifestyle, so she insisted I ask here because I tell her I post on some internet webmaster board sometimes...

                                                                                            Also this guy used to be locked up in prison... Well, either way he sounds like bad news to me, but hey, if she keeps insisting I ask here, at least I tried...

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