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Originally Posted by Adult Site Traffic
Ok, told my wife like 3 weeks ago "suck my dick". I was just joking about something she said. Well, she said how that wasn't gonna happen.
Then a friend heard about it and she was giving me shit and singing the "you ain't gonna get your dick sucked" song, so I bet her $50.00 that I would get my dick sucked before the month was over.
Well, my wife was in on that information and I think they have ganged up on me and the month is almost over. I told my wife that I'd give her the $50.00 that I win because that sounds like a good deal that I don't have to pay OUT $50.00 and I still get my dick sucked ..
But now she wants to win on "principle". I fear that I will have to pay up the $50.00 and have to listen to the "I won and you didn't get your dick sucked so you had to pay me fifty dollars" song .. for like, the rest of my life ..
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so your wife
a) wont give you head
b) sides against you
I say spend $50 on some Mexican hooker, and get a knobber in your own goddamn living room while you have company over