I think i am dying

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • p1mpdogg
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16714

    #1

    I think i am dying

    I have been shitting all day, my nose is running and my body is aching like a hooker that just pulled a 36hr shift...

    this sucks ass


    karma right?

    is this payback for all the nasty things i have said and wished upon you scum bags?

    god help me
    A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!
  • Headless
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #2
    Stop the hookers man.

    Comment

    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      It was nice swearing at you anyways...see you in hell

      Comment

      • p1mpdogg
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 16714

        #4
        Originally posted by spunky1
        It was nice swearing at you anyways...see you in hell
        you cant afford a trip to hell
        A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

        Comment

        • Entropy
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 4128

          #5
          It's probably SARS
          The Gay Market Is Where The Money's At!
          AlleyBucks Is The Queer Eye For Straight Webmaster Guys
          CCBill Based Affiliate Program With Hosted Galleries


          ICQ: 226-359-635

          Comment

          • doober
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2003
            • 6984

            #6
            Since your time is limited, you gonna be saling epiccash at a discount now?

            Comment

            • crockett
              in a van by the river
              • May 2003
              • 76818

              #7
              food poisoning maybe?
              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

              Comment

              • BradM
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2003
                • 3397

                #8
                I want to be just like you when I turn 15 pimpy.

                Comment

                • brand0n
                  been very busy
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 26983

                  #9
                  karma mother fucker

                  choke
                  want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

                  Comment

                  • Napolean
                    Misanthropic Egalitarian
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 4330

                    #10
                    every passing day is one day closer to death

                    we're all dying with you
                    HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

                    Comment

                    • Entropy
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 4128

                      #11
                      Originally posted by brand0n
                      karma mother fucker

                      choke
                      kind words from a good man
                      The Gay Market Is Where The Money's At!
                      AlleyBucks Is The Queer Eye For Straight Webmaster Guys
                      CCBill Based Affiliate Program With Hosted Galleries


                      ICQ: 226-359-635

                      Comment

                      • pussyluver
                        Clueless OleMan
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 11009

                        #12
                        green shit. Ahmmm, that could be a sign of an infection. Any fever or sweating?

                        Comment

                        • pussyluver
                          Clueless OleMan
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11009

                          #13
                          After your gone, could I have your job? Think I could really turn Epic around!!

                          Comment

                          • Dagwolf
                            President of Canada
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 23141

                            #14
                            Get some pepto-bismol, man! It won't cure you but you'll hurt less..
                            Sleep well, and dream of large women.

                            Comment

                            • pussyluver
                              Clueless OleMan
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 11009

                              #15
                              As I think about it, I do have a track record on the mainstream side.

                              Comment

                              • brand0n
                                been very busy
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 26983

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Entropy
                                kind words from a good man
                                thanks
                                want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

                                Comment

                                • pussyluver
                                  Clueless OleMan
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 11009

                                  #17
                                  Dag is right, couple of asprin too. Stop doin the coke.

                                  Comment

                                  • NoCarrier
                                    We need more free porn
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 16356

                                    #18
                                    You have a nice Viral gastroenteritis.

                                    Take some tylenols, drink plenty of fluids and get some rest.

                                    You'll get better in 2-3 days.

                                    Comment

                                    • pussyluver
                                      Clueless OleMan
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 11009

                                      #19
                                      Christ, you have a whole medial staff!

                                      Comment

                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133978

                                        #20
                                        Before you die...Can I get a jersey to remember you by?

                                        Comment

                                        • FlyingIguana
                                          aspiring banker
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 10870

                                          #21
                                          well that sux

                                          can i have your search engine traffic?

                                          Comment

                                          • FUCKuPAYme
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 1023

                                            #22
                                            Time to get tested again
                                            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

                                            Comment

                                            • pussyluver
                                              Clueless OleMan
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 11009

                                              #23
                                              NoCarrier was right - tylenol over asprin. asprin may upset the stomach!

                                              Comment

                                              • Holly
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 10017

                                                #24
                                                It's Salmonella. You probably left the butter out at room temperature too long.
                                                War National Damn Champions Eagle

                                                Comment

                                                • Shoplifter
                                                  Richest man in Babylon
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 5877

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                  I have been shitting all day, my nose is running and my body is aching like a hooker that just pulled a 36hr shift...

                                                  this sucks ass


                                                  Wierd, I have the same thing. First the stomach, and then my nose started running like a tap and my eyes went cloudy.

                                                  I thought it was food poisoning.
                                                  I Like Blondes

                                                  Comment

                                                  • p1mpdogg
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 16714

                                                    #26
                                                    man o man, this is awful

                                                    i take back all the mean shit i have done in my life











































                                                    ****fingers are crossed*****
                                                    A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

                                                    Comment

                                                    • SureFire
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 4398

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                      I have been shitting all day, my nose is running and my body is aching like a hooker that just pulled a 36hr shift...

                                                      this sucks ass


                                                      karma right?

                                                      is this payback for all the nasty things i have said and wished upon you scum bags?

                                                      god help me
                                                      See a doctr

                                                      Comment

                                                      • p1mpdogg
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 16714

                                                        #28
                                                        no love for pdizzle?
                                                        A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

                                                        Comment

                                                        • BradM
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 3397

                                                          #29
                                                          I need money.
                                                          pdizzle wanna front me 5gs?

                                                          Comment

                                                          • maxdaname
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 5193

                                                            #30

                                                            Comment

                                                            • goBigtime
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 7761

                                                              #31
                                                              Blah.

                                                              Go get some probiotics man.

                                                              If it were me, I would buy a couple/few different brands and take a pill from each.

                                                              Comment

                                                              • p1mpdogg
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 16714

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by maxdaname
                                                                lol thats classic

                                                                exactly how i feel
                                                                A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

                                                                Comment

                                                                • nofx
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 16826

                                                                  #33
                                                                  we were all born to die.

                                                                  Often times I wonder why
                                                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  Working...