So this Jew is speeding down the highway in his brand new porsche, when he suddenly spins out of control, and rolls the thing a dozen times.
All the various people arrive at the scene. Ambulance, Police, and the fire brigade to cut the poor bastard out. But when the fireman gets to the car with the cutters, the guy won't stop bitching about his porsche.
"My porsche, my fucking porsche!"
The fireman replies, "Sir, i think you've got bigger problems to worry about. Are you aware that your left arm is missing?"
"My Rolex! My fucking Rolex!"
All the various people arrive at the scene. Ambulance, Police, and the fire brigade to cut the poor bastard out. But when the fireman gets to the car with the cutters, the guy won't stop bitching about his porsche.
"My porsche, my fucking porsche!"
The fireman replies, "Sir, i think you've got bigger problems to worry about. Are you aware that your left arm is missing?"
"My Rolex! My fucking Rolex!"
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