ATTN Christians: Why does God want to be worshipped?

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  • detoxed
    vip member
    • Jan 2003
    • 17798
    #1

    ATTN Christians: Why does God want to be worshipped?

    Why does god want to be worshipped?
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      • Jan 2004
      • 10633
      #2
      from what I understand about this, you're not supposed to question God
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        • MiSsBeHeaDReSs
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 534
          #3
          Who knows, we certainly aren't inside his head.
          But the bible says we were made to worship him, so it makes sense he gets bitter when we don't.
          whats with the God kick today?' Have a Christian tell you you were going to hell or something?
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            • crockett
              in a van by the river
              • May 2003
              • 76818
              #4
              he has self confidence problems, I've tried to tell him maybe a new hairstyle will help, but he thinks he's holier than thou and never listens.
              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                • mal
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 1899
                  #5
                  FUCK RELIGION!!!

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                    • Fizzgig
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 9649
                      #6
                      Originally posted by crockett
                      he has self confidence problems, I've tried to tell him maybe a new hairstyle will help, but he thinks he's holier than thou and never listens.
                      ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                        • FlyingIguana
                          aspiring banker
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 10870
                          #7
                          god is a sadist

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                            • FlyingIguana
                              aspiring banker
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 10870
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MiSsBeHeaDReSs
                              Who knows, we certainly aren't inside his head.
                              But the bible says we were made to worship him, so it makes sense he gets bitter when we don't.
                              whats with the God kick today?' Have a Christian tell you you were going to hell or something?
                              hate to break it to you, this is hell

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                                • detoxed
                                  vip member
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 17798
                                  #9
                                  Well it seems like if God created humans to worship him, wouldnt that mean he's an ass and we shouldnt like him? Someone as all powerful as God, why would he need worship of some pitiful beings he can crush in a second?

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                                    • AaronM
                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 46917
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by detoxed
                                      Why does god want to be worshipped?
                                      Because he, she, it is insecure.

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                                        • detoxed
                                          vip member
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 17798
                                          #11
                                          Must have a small penis

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                                            • The Heron
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 4496
                                              #12
                                              I heard god likes anal... battus told me so!

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                                                • Pornwolf
                                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 22712
                                                  #13
                                                  Keep asking questions like that and you will find yourself in the H.O.V. lane to hell along with Marthe Stewart and R. Kelly.
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