I seriously can't understand this whole freakin metrosexual faze that is going on in the country right now. With the rise of shows like Queer Eye, other man improvement shows, magazines, and alot of mass media portraying this "new kind of man" I am pretty weirded out.
It seems to be a metrosexual you:
- Get your hair done at "Salons" this can also include getting highlights
- Wear "interesting" clothes: A metrosexual man can apparently spend up to hours picking out the right outfit for a night on the town.
- Prefer Mixed Drinks Or Special Imported Beer instead of whiskey and a Coors
- Use Hair "Product"
- Use Skin Conditioning Products
Among alot of other crap. I just find this unfreakinbelieveable. It seems that basically we are supposed to be chicks with dicks. The last time I checked that was a weird fetish section of the internet, not everyday life.
As far as skin conditiong products, I don't want to generalize but I will put money down that if a guy is willing to do one kind of facial he's probably willing to take the other kind as well.
Do women really want some guy that is so self absorbed that he is basically like another chick? I refuse to believe that. Women want us to be there to fix the plumbing, do house projects, build decks and crap like that. The guy friends they have with them that talk about facial products, latest hair styles, and wallpaper are their GAY friends.
Be a man guys, don't be a woman. If you want to be gay fine, but be like Rock Hudson gay. That dude was a real man, yeah I know he liked dong but I would rather hang out with him drinking a beer than these metrosexual guys yapping about some Kiwi Cucumber Skin Cream.
Trust me, I know that you think if become a metrosexual the ladies will like you more. But while your yapping away or looking for just the perfect haircut, outfit, or whatever they will eventually sneak off for some boning with a guy that uses Gillette Razors and gets his hair cut for $10.
Actually nevermind, keep being metrosexuals the rest of us will handle the mans work.
http://angryfacecentral.blogspot.com...dont-take.html
It seems to be a metrosexual you:
- Get your hair done at "Salons" this can also include getting highlights
- Wear "interesting" clothes: A metrosexual man can apparently spend up to hours picking out the right outfit for a night on the town.
- Prefer Mixed Drinks Or Special Imported Beer instead of whiskey and a Coors
- Use Hair "Product"
- Use Skin Conditioning Products
Among alot of other crap. I just find this unfreakinbelieveable. It seems that basically we are supposed to be chicks with dicks. The last time I checked that was a weird fetish section of the internet, not everyday life.
As far as skin conditiong products, I don't want to generalize but I will put money down that if a guy is willing to do one kind of facial he's probably willing to take the other kind as well.
Do women really want some guy that is so self absorbed that he is basically like another chick? I refuse to believe that. Women want us to be there to fix the plumbing, do house projects, build decks and crap like that. The guy friends they have with them that talk about facial products, latest hair styles, and wallpaper are their GAY friends.
Be a man guys, don't be a woman. If you want to be gay fine, but be like Rock Hudson gay. That dude was a real man, yeah I know he liked dong but I would rather hang out with him drinking a beer than these metrosexual guys yapping about some Kiwi Cucumber Skin Cream.
Trust me, I know that you think if become a metrosexual the ladies will like you more. But while your yapping away or looking for just the perfect haircut, outfit, or whatever they will eventually sneak off for some boning with a guy that uses Gillette Razors and gets his hair cut for $10.
Actually nevermind, keep being metrosexuals the rest of us will handle the mans work.
http://angryfacecentral.blogspot.com...dont-take.html
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