Originally posted by sharky I am Predicting that I will be The BellyFlop Grand Champion!
This is true dedication to the art here folks! Notice there is no angle or tilt to my head or body. This is a true bellyflop! None of that Pussy-Chicken-Out-At-The-Last-Second-And-Tilt-My-Head-Or-Body-Shit!
Bring it on Fat Fucks! I will be ready and waiting... All 330lbs of me! (Ok, I lost a few lbs, I am still pushing 310+)
Originally posted by sharky Get your camera ready. I will perform the "Flop heard around the world!"
Well.......Not the "Flop heard around the world" ?? I heard the last guy that done that one, split his stomach open, and his guts floated around the pool......Very dangerous manoover , you sure you are up to it ??
Originally posted by JFK Well.......Not the "Flop heard around the world" ?? I heard the last guy that done that one, split his stomach open, and his guts floated around the pool......Very dangerous manoover , you sure you are up to it ??
sounds like sharkey is more into cannonballs than bellyflops hehe
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Originally posted by HighOnAcid Belly Flops are for Pussies!
If you want to impress me, do a Harvey Wallbanger! That's when you stand on the edge of the pool looking away from the water. Put your arms out, tilt your head back and just fall backwards into the water. Once you regain conciousness, you'll feel the razor sharp pains in your back for at least 2 days.
Originally posted by brizzad lol it looks like that little kid is trying hard to get away, but he has nowhere else to go
Once Sharky hit that pool the kid would have been running away from the neighbours dog 2 doors up.
Fuck this.
At 6'2" and 230 I am SOOOOO out of my league that I am drafting my letter of withdrawl from belly flop competition until I go get me a Thyroid problem for a year or 2.
Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy Once Sharky hit that pool the kid would have been running away from the neighbours dog 2 doors up.
Fuck this.
At 6'2" and 230 I am SOOOOO out of my league that I am drafting my letter of withdrawl from belly flop competition until I go get me a Thyroid problem for a year or 2.
Withdraw?? NO!
Let me tell you something.,.. the only thing us big guys have is the size to make a pretty good splash. The small guys have the speed and ability to get higher, go further, and possibly make a larger impression on the judges!
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