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  • Jonathan Quarkschowski
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 631

    #1

    adult webmistress is short for:

    couldn't sell my pussy in real life, will try and sell some other pussy instead.
  • punker barbie
    Meow Meow!!!
    • Nov 2003
    • 10232

    #2
    ummmmmmmmmmm okay.
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    • cool1
      sex is good
      • Sep 2001
      • 24939

      #3
      Not true

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      • NickPapageorgio
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 8323

        #4
        Sig placement. This thread will get ugly.

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        • amber438
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 230

          #5
          And you came to that conclision because....?
          I know..because most male adult webmasters and fat, old, balding, live in trailer homes and are needledicks, right? So you assume female webmistresses are in similar circumstances, right??

          Your powers of deduction are uncanny, Sherlock..
          Last edited by amber438; 07-18-2004, 04:49 AM.
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          • Jonathan Quarkschowski
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jun 2004
            • 631

            #6
            Originally posted by amber438
            And you came to that conclision because....?
            I know..because most male adult webmasters and fat, old, balding, live in trailer homes and are needledicks, right? So you assume female webmistresses are in similar circumstances, right??

            Your powers of deduction are uncanny, Sherlock..
            came a long way from "whatever", what got you started?

            Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
            Sig placement. This thread will get ugly.
            the truth always is, amazing how guys turn into pussies themselfs.

            it's a messageboard ya fagots, 90% of the chicks you are trying to impress have balls. (the other 10% could deflorate your bum with their oversized clit.)

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            • amber438
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 230

              #7
              [QUOTE]Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
              [B]came a long way from "whatever", what got you started?



              My coffee cup was empty and I got pissed
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              • Doctor Dre
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2001
                • 51692

                #8
                Just go on the street and sell your dick to gay fat mens if you think like that ...
                Originally posted by rayadp05
                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                • KDizzla
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 1795

                  #9
                  Youre a fucking idiot. They're here for the money just like you.
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                  • Jonathan Quarkschowski
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 631

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre
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                    • BT
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 6481

                      #11
                      you were a hooker?

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                      • fatbaby
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 486

                        #12
                        I know..because most male adult webmasters and fat, old, balding, live in trailer homes and are needledicks, right?
                        It's a DOUBLE WIDE, I'll have you know!

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                        • hova
                          Traffillionaire
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 22430

                          #13
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                          • amber438
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 230

                            #14
                            Originally posted by fatbaby
                            It's a DOUBLE WIDE, I'll have you know!
                            Shoot..I am sorry..I totally forgot!!
                            I will remember that next time..ok..??



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                            • The Other Sweetie
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 453

                              #15
                              You're such a shit stain. If that's the case, then let's turn the tables and talk about the guys. Going by your ideology, male webmasters are only webmasters because you can't get real pussy outside your pc. Instead you have to settle for what you sell online. Seems to me that makes you guys a bit more pathetic than us girls.

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                              • angelsofporn
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 3218

                                #16
                                Whatever hapened to Nina? Havent seen her on in a while...she was super cool

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                                • Tala
                                  Fucked if I know
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 23368

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by fatbaby
                                  It's a DOUBLE WIDE, I'll have you know!
                                  Wow! Impressive! You're a true player in the business, aren't you?





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                                  • Ross
                                    Ik ben een aap
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 18874

                                    #18
                                    You suck.

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                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                      WW4L
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 10581

                                      #19
                                      trolling

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                                      • Tala
                                        Fucked if I know
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 23368

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                        trolling
                                        And they call us attention whores. Ha!

                                        Soooooo....a woman is an attention whore and a man is a troll. Righto.




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                                        • DarkJedi
                                          No Refunds Issued.
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 28301

                                          #21

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                                          • MissMina
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 2478

                                            #22
                                            That was rude and uncalled for. You sir can

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                                            • MandyBlake
                                              The one and only!
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 17761

                                              #23
                                              How do you get the balls to say that?
                                              What do you base this on?
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                                              • The Bootyologist
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 2912

                                                #24
                                                uh oh

                                                who has popcorn?

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                                                • Tala
                                                  Fucked if I know
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 23368

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                  uh oh

                                                  who has popcorn?

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                                                  • MiSsBeHeaDReSs
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 534

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski

                                                    it's a messageboard ya fagots, 90% of the chicks you are trying to impress have balls. (the other 10% could deflorate your bum with their oversized clit.)
                                                    Wow, been burned before??
                                                    Sorry, but people like you just make it that much harder for women like us to get anywhere.

                                                    Everytime I meet someone from this board I go through the same routine and frankly, its getting old:

                                                    Step 1. Ask tentative questions to make sure I am female. Attempt trick questions.
                                                    Step 2. Ask for pics.
                                                    Step 3. Recieve pics and react. "woah you are hot."Become more skeptical. Theres no way a hot girl could be a webmistress, right? And actually use her brain?
                                                    Step 4. Demand a phone conversation. Ha! If you are really paranoid, you call me, at random times, to ensure that it really is me and my phone number.
                                                    Step 4. Determine that I am a hot girl and a webmistress.
                                                    Step 5. Attempt to get naked pictures of me and ask me every fifteen minutes why I don't model.

                                                    It's always the same thing. I'm sorry you have all been burned. I really am. But we arent asking you to have sex with us-- we are asking you to get to know us and to do business with us. And saying that kind of shit just makes it that much harder. So thanks, and
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                                                    • mrthumbs
                                                      salad tossing sig guy
                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                      • 11702

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MiSsBeHeaDReSs
                                                      Wow, been burned before??
                                                      Sorry, but people like you just make it that much harder for women like us to get anywhere.

                                                      Everytime I meet someone from this board I go through the same routine and frankly, its getting old:

                                                      Step 1. Ask tentative questions to make sure I am female. Attempt trick questions.
                                                      Step 2. Ask for pics.
                                                      Step 3. Recieve pics and react. "woah you are hot."Become more skeptical. Theres no way a hot girl could be a webmistress, right? And actually use her brain?
                                                      Step 4. Demand a phone conversation. Ha! If you are really paranoid, you call me, at random times, to ensure that it really is me and my phone number.
                                                      Step 4. Determine that I am a hot girl and a webmistress.
                                                      Step 5. Attempt to get naked pictures of me and ask me every fifteen minutes why I don't model.

                                                      It's always the same thing. I'm sorry you have all been burned. I really am. But we arent asking you to have sex with us-- we are asking you to get to know us and to do business with us. And saying that kind of shit just makes it that much harder. So thanks, and
                                                      woah... i always thought you were a guy!

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                                                      • Tala
                                                        Fucked if I know
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 23368

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mrthumbs
                                                        woah... i always thought you were a guy!
                                                        I get that a lot. It's really funny when someone comes up to me at a show and says it.

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                                                        • pornguy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 62910

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
                                                          couldn't sell my pussy in real life, will try and sell some other pussy instead.

                                                          This looks more like a statment from a surfer that is attempting to get free nude photos...


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                                                          • MiSsBeHeaDReSs
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 534

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mrthumbs
                                                            woah... i always thought you were a guy!
                                                            *sigh*
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                                                            • LadyMischief
                                                              Orgasms N Such!
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 18135

                                                              #31
                                                              Jonathan Quarkschowski is short for moron!

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                                                              • pussyluver
                                                                Clueless OleMan
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 11009

                                                                #32
                                                                He's just trying to up his sig value. He's prolly 15?

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                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 23141

                                                                  #33
                                                                  My coffee cup was empty and I got pissed [/B][/QUOTE]

                                                                  I must be on the right track, then. I jut lost my cup of coffee and I'm REALLY pissed.
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                                                                  • Ar3s
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                    • 4307

                                                                    #34
                                                                    lol

                                                                    btw Jonathan Quarkschowski icq me please.

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