I want to be a "GURU" of something

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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    I want to be a "GURU" of something

    How can call myself a GURU what do i need to do?

    And what can i be a GURU of?
  • klik
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 5092

    #2
    guido guru?

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    • pornstar2pac
      Omaha Hi/Lo
      • Nov 2003
      • 17380

      #3
      guru of slurpee machince I crown you
      Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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      • IPK
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 4209

        #4
        Apparently all you have to do is add "Guru" to the end of your handle.

        Just ask the other over-hyped underachieving Guru's.

        You know who you are!
        DomainerResource.com
        strategies for monetizing and investing in domain names...

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        • Repetitive Monkey
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 3505

          #5
          You can be a New Age Guru, anybody can.

          In fact, I think I am going to write a bot that writes New Age guru books. They're all about the same shit any way.

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          • Chris
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2003
            • 27880

            #6
            Sheep Herding Guru
            [email protected]

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            • Ice
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 26053

              #7
              you are the master of bator already
              icq 1904905

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              • harvey
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 9266

                #8
                ain't you the QUEEF GURU?
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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  Hmmm


                  Board Whore Guru?

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                  • WiredGuy
                    Pounding Googlebot
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 34516

                    #10
                    Guido Guru!
                    I play with Google.

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                    • Joesho
                      want to get in shape
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 12329

                      #11
                      You are the guru of Q
                      Got any domains to sell?
                      I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

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                      • zentz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 8062

                        #12
                        gfy guru
                        Programs that owe me money ---- Epassporte.com ~ $2700 | Protraffic.com ~ $2600 | XonDemand.com ~ $3000

                        Email: [email protected]

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                        • freeadultcontent
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 9976

                          #13
                          I do not think it is allowed to be both good looking and be a guru. You must first physically mame yourself I suppose.

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                          • SureFire
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 4398

                            #14
                            Originally posted by WiredGuy
                            Guido Guru!

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                            • grumpy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 9870

                              #15
                              postwhore guru?
                              Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
                              icq - 441-456-888

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                              • Shaze
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 2662

                                #16
                                you can be a "Marketing Guru"

                                you seem to be liked by everyone
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                                • juicylinks
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 122992

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by grumpy
                                  postwhore guru?
                                  hmmm i like that

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