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  • CamsProfit
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    • Jul 2004
    • 87

    #1

    If a house guest pees on the toilet seat

    And does it every single time - what would you do?
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  • UltraSonic
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    • Jul 2004
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    #2
    Ask him to clean his shit up?
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    • GFX Wiz
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      • Jul 2004
      • 916

      #3
      someone needs to invent an electronic device that sounds an ear-drum piercing alert when moisture hits the top of the toilet seat. once someone does, use that
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      • bringer
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        • Jul 2003
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        #4
        pee on their cloths while they sleep
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        • CamsProfit
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          • Jul 2004
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          #5
          Originally posted by UltraSonic
          Ask him to clean his shit up?
          ya tried that - i think he's deaf as well
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          • CamsProfit
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            • Jul 2004
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            #6
            Originally posted by bringer
            pee on their cloths while they sleep
            does this qualify if i have my dog pee on their cloths as well?
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            • bringer
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              • Jul 2003
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              #7
              Originally posted by CamsProfit
              does this qualify if i have my dog pee on their cloths as well?
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              • UltraSonic
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                • Jul 2004
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                #8
                Originally posted by CamsProfit
                ya tried that - i think he's deaf as well
                Give him a note saying that he needs to clean it up better, hang it on the toilet.
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                • TheWildcard
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                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4759

                  #9
                  Torture that fucker.

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                  • bringer
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                    • Jul 2003
                    • 13082

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CamsProfit
                    ya tried that - i think he's deaf as well
                    remove the toilet seat and beat him with it
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                    • NoCarrier
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                      • Mar 2002
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                      #11
                      I'd make him lick the toilet seat over and over until it's clean.

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                      • gornyhuy
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                        • May 2002
                        • 18041

                        #12
                        Put up that old classic sign behind the toilet:

                        "If you sprinkle
                        when you tinkle
                        please be neat
                        and wipe the seat."

                        If that doesn't work, hook up a highvoltage line to the seat and the floor so that if his piss stream hits the seat it will complete the circuit and fry his dong!

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                        • CamsProfit
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 87

                          #13
                          Originally posted by NoCarrier
                          I'd make him lick the toilet seat over and over until it's clean.
                          ya - i like this suggestion the best
                          should i also sprinkle some sugar on there - so he gets addicted to the taste?
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                          • Dagwolf
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                            • Sep 2003
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                            #14
                            Phone his mother.
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                            • MT_Butterfly
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 7

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CamsProfit
                              And does it every single time - what would you do?
                              I'd bitch slap his ass out the door and tell him to get the fuck out of my house until he learned some "proper" toilet manners.

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                              • ShellyCrash
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                                • Jun 2004
                                • 6708

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CamsProfit
                                And does it every single time - what would you do?
                                Rub his nose in it- that should make him stop.

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                                • AVM
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                                  • Feb 2004
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                                  #17

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                                    #18
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                                    • Spunky
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                                      • Jun 2002
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                                      #19

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                                      • SleazyDream
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                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 41470

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by spunky1

                                        lol
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                                        • ytcracker
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                                          • Dec 2002
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                                          #21
                                          i would be committing murder

                                          i hate piss on the seat
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                                          • Fizzgig
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                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 9649

                                            #22
                                            Show him this thread.
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                                            • iwantchixx
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 12860

                                              #23
                                              what is it's a female doing it? I got that damn problem. Everytime my gf's friend comes over she pisses all over the damn seat. I don't understand it. I even made fun of her about it and she never clued in to actualy clean up her mess and/or sit to aim for the CENTER of the seat

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                                              • alexg
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                                                • Aug 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by CamsProfit
                                                And does it every single time - what would you do?
                                                not invite him anymore

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                                                • ShellyCrash
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                                                  • Jun 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                  what is it's a female doing it? I got that damn problem. Everytime my gf's friend comes over she pisses all over the damn seat. I don't understand it. I even made fun of her about it and she never clued in to actualy clean up her mess and/or sit to aim for the CENTER of the seat
                                                  If she's doing that she's probably "hovering"- if one of my friends did that I would totally confront them and ask them why they think they are too good for my toilet!

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                                                  • nofx
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                                                    • Nov 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    just take the seat off, wear else could the piss land then?

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                                                    • DutchTeenCash
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                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      if the guest is a she id recommand wiping the hidden toiletseatcam

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                                                      • Jman
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                                                        • Sep 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        You take him/her by the Hair on back of there head, you dragged them in the washroom and Rub there nose in it... And Say NO, NO... Bad guest.

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                                                        • iwantchixx
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 12860

                                                          #29
                                                          What REALLY pisses me off is her other friend who doesn't listen one bit. I keep telling him to close the seat lid and close the damn door on the way out so cats font go in and roll around on floor and mess up our bathroom. What does he do? Leaves seat up, leaves door open and when I ask him to get up and close it I get cut off becuase he is the type of person to cut everyone off and go on about his own subject.



                                                          About the girl.. I know she's prolly hovering. I don;t know why, I keep the toilet SPARKLING clean.

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                                                          • SleazyDream
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                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 41470

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by JMan
                                                            You take him/her by the Hair on back of there head, you dragged them in the washroom and Rub there nose in it... And Say NO, NO... Bad guest.

                                                            skufty did that to jman when he drippled - he never did it again
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                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                              • May 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              I would stop inviting a twit like that to my home. Eventually he will ask "hey, how come you don't ask me over no more?".....
                                                              then you tell him.
                                                              "Because you're a fucking slob, that's why."

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                                                              • jimmyf
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                                                                • Feb 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CamsProfit
                                                                And does it every single time - what would you do?
                                                                take him by the hand 2 the bath room and give him the scrub brush, show him what 2 do with it.,
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                                                                • MandyBlake
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Just clean it up and don't embarrass anyone.
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                                                                  • fr33s3x
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                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 5064

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Shit on the toilet seat when he wants to piss..

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                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      poke them in the eyes

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                                                                      • goBigtime
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                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 7761

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Start that "leave your shoes at the door" policy in your house... then when he comes over and uses your bathroom, take a shit in his shoe while he's in there.

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                                                                        • Doctor Dre
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                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 51692

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by CamsProfit
                                                                          ya tried that - i think he's deaf as well
                                                                          Just stop inviting him and tell him why ...
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                                                                          • goBigtime
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                                                                            • Nov 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Or you could say....

                                                                            "Damn dude... how many dickholes you got? You got piss everywhere but in the toilet... go clean that shit up."

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                                                                            • Adultnet
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                                                                              • Sep 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by goBigtime
                                                                              Start that "leave your shoes at the door" policy in your house... then when he comes over and uses your bathroom, take a shit in his shoe while he's in there.
                                                                              yes lol .. just tell him to take care of what he do


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                                                                              • DarkJedi
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                dont invite him over ?

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                                                                                • Pornwolf
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                                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by GFX Wiz
                                                                                  someone needs to invent an electronic device that sounds an ear-drum piercing alert when moisture hits the top of the toilet seat. once someone does, use that
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                                                                                  • ShellyCrash
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by goBigtime
                                                                                    Start that "leave your shoes at the door" policy in your house... then when he comes over and uses your bathroom, take a shit in his shoe while he's in there.
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                                                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                                                      • Oct 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Tell him to pee outside next time. Washroom out of bounds for him


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                                                                                      • mardigras
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                                                                                        • Feb 2003
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Have a big party inviting everybody he knows over a half hour before him. Put a big sign over the john that says,
                                                                                        "Do not piss on the seat;
                                                                                        this means you,
                                                                                        <insert guilty party here> !"
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                                                                                        • Firehorse
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                                                                                          • Apr 2002
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by GFX Wiz
                                                                                          someone needs to invent an electronic device that sounds an ear-drum piercing alert when moisture hits the top of the toilet seat. once someone does, use that
                                                                                          That would be a great success!
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                                                                                          • sicone
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                                                                                            • Jan 2004
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Next time your at his house and drunk

                                                                                            piss in the hamper... yiour drunk.. oops

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                                                                                            • SuckOnThis
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                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 6844

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Go to his house and take a large shit in his john and clog the fucker.

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