LOTS of well educated folks here.
i always remember my first week in sociology 101 when one of the freshmen asked the prof what all the degree designations meant.
he said something like this (and with a straight face):
Mr. Adams, if you stay here 4 years and get a B.S., you are full of BullShit.
and spend another 18 months more here, and you've filled yourself with MoreShit. (M.S.)
and spend a couple more years after that and you get to be like me:
More Shit, just Piled Higher. and Deeper. (Ph.d)
brought a good laugh from the long hairs
