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Brad, I was just pushing this book to someone else but here it is for you too...
Rich Dad, Poor Dad...
In it you will find that you actually are not rich because you are always looking for more money and more things to show others that you are indeed rich. That basically means you are struggling... and that basically means you are poor.
Brad: Yeah, I like totally fucked this guy today... it was so awesome. I OWNED this fucking idiot!
Brad's Wife: That's nice honey.
Brad: I wish I could have seen the look on his face. He wouldn't even post to defend himself.
Brad's Wife: So cool... [face barried in a romance novel]
Brad: I am so fucking jazzed! Damn I still got it babe, I still kick ass!
Brad's Wife: You sure do, hon. [wishing he'd shut his trap so she can read about Durk a little more before she dreams about him]
Brad: I can't wait to tell [insert faggot here] about this tomorrow... He is going to fucking tell me just how awesome I am.
Brad's Wife: You are like so awesome, babe.
Brad: You bet your tits I am! Fucking I am a rock hard stud. Good night!
[Lights out, wife slipping into a dream with Durk, Brad is masturbating about himself]
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