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  • SykkBoy
    Jesus loves bacon
    • Feb 2001
    • 19969

    #1

    What a motherfucker of a day...

    It's bad enough that it's 110 degrees out here today...
    I'm having a creative funk kind of day, so decide to mow the lawn and see if that'll help...I come inside realizing why I don't work in the heat

    I go to switch on the AC extra high and suddenly the whole house goes dark...I figured "oh fuck, I blew a fuse"...so I check the fuse box and all looks ok

    I wasn't sure what was going on. I went next door to my neighbor's house and his power is up, so it's not an outage in the area....I come back to my house (the nanny was off to run some personal errand) and of course my 2 year old son is hot and the baby is going nuts...so, I go to call the power company and realize that the cordless phoen base needs power to work...luckily, my wife left her cell (I've never bothered getting a new one since I smashed the last one I had) and I was able to get ahold of them and after dealing with 4 different people, finally found out they had me down for a voluntary disconnect (same as if I was moving). After a lot of swearing and yelling, I finally got someone to admit they were mistaken, but they said they would have the power back up in the morning (it was about 5). I explained that I had a baby and 3 kids (my other kids had returned home from school by then).

    Apparently saying "cocksucker" to the cocksucker on the phone doesn't urge them to be in a hurry.

    So, I'm enjoying hanging out at a buddy's house and working from there this evening....

    what an interesting month this has been for sure....
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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #2
    Holy smokes man...that's not cool...kids in this dangerous heat and the power is turned off?
    I'd go down to Nevada Power and make sure some heads roll.
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    • NaughtyRob
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      • Nov 2004
      • 29602

      #3
      Originally posted by SykkBoy2

      Apparently saying "cocksucker" to the cocksucker on the phone doesn't urge them to be in a hurry.
      You dont know how many times I have wanted to call the phone company, power company or cable company cocksucker.
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      • pr0
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        • May 2001
        • 23088

        #4
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        • SykkBoy2
          Jesus loves bacon
          • Feb 2001
          • 19969

          #5
          Originally posted by ContentProducer
          You dont know how many times I have wanted to call the phone company, power company or cable company cocksucker.
          I've wanted to for years and finally did ;-)
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          • Snake Doctor
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            • Mar 2001
            • 13449

            #6
            They need the brick of love for sure
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            • RAM
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              • Jan 2001
              • 7047

              #7
              Nothing like a AZ summer
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              • Fukeneh
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                • Mar 2004
                • 1245

                #8
                yea, usually calling people a cocksucker doesnt help you get your way

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                • SykkBoy2
                  Jesus loves bacon
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 19969

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RAM
                  Nothing like a AZ summer
                  worse, Las Vegas summer (and we're out by Lake Mead, so it's a little hotter and has a little bit of humidity)
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                  • SykkBoy2
                    Jesus loves bacon
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 19969

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fukeneh
                    yea, usually calling people a cocksucker doesnt help you get your way
                    very true ;-)
                    but I didn't start the phonecall with "cocksucker"......as much as I wanted to...
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