Marijuana Drug-Test

There are plenty of ways to go about this.

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Take gold seal (4 hours before the test). Or take a lot of niacin. Niacin is what is in most of those pass piss test kits. Niacin cleans the piss at a pretty fast rate however, one must remember to drink a lot (and I mean a lot of water, cranberry juice, and lemonade). If you are going to do it with niacin you still need to be doing it for a a week to two weeks. If you really are in a pinch then take the gold seal.

It's easy, just stop smoking the pot.

Drink an assload of water before you go in .
it worked for me when I was a teen

TAKEN FROM EROWID
Washing your system - How much water and for how long?
In an emergency you can start drinking water as soon as one hour before
the test, 4-6 hours is recommended. There is no known universal dosage,
but you should be urinating so often it is ridiculous. One drawback
is that watery urine is produced. Sometimes urine is rejected on the
basis of its color alone. Taking B-complex vitamins will help keep
the urine yellow.

* Drinking vinegar does not work.

* Urinaid is one additive that works every time. Pour the contents of
the vail into your sample during the collection procedure. Don't
drink it! This method will not work on RIA - it won't pass military
tests.

* Visine does not work.

* Powdered urine from Byrd Labs works fine for those not sure about the integrity of a friends sample. Prepare ahead of time,directions are included.

* Niacin and Golden Seal have shown encouragement, but they are inconsistant.

Don't rely on the ibuprofen alibi. Anyone who has taken enough
ibuprofen to cause a false positive above the 100ng cut-off (impossible)
can rest assured: The GC/MS confirmation tests will confirm that it is
indeed ibuprofen.

* The length of time or a THC positive varies. The average time for the
regular user is less than two weeks. Water is a good method for these
people, as insurance. An infrequent user should not have to worry
after a couple of days.

* Substitution is the most interesting and challenging approach. IF you
really hate the Bladder Cops, this can be quite gratifying. If you are
using a friend's urine, be sure you know what drugs they have taken over
the last month. There is no definitive test for amphetamines, OTC
remidies such as Contac and Alka-Seltzer are notorious. If you don't
list it, most any drug can get you into just as much trouble. For any
substitution be prepared to give 60cc. Also be sure it falls within the
91-97 degree temperature range. Most often the test containers have a
tape on the side indicating the samples temp. Whatever the container,
it must open quietly. Toilet paper is a convienient, provided,
insulator. Many collections require that you change into a `gown.'
By using a vial or condom taped to the inner thigh, you can get around
the gown as well as the temperature requirement. Most importantly -
practice! Practice until you have made it a fine art. a woman with a
shirt can fake urination even with an observer in the room. A man with
his back to an observer can do just as well. Abbie Hoffman suggested a
few drops of urine on the seat or on ones shoe as an added measure of
authenticity.

* If you can't pass the test - screw over the chain of custody. This
involves safety seals, signatures and treating your urine like serious
stuff. Act nervous. Sign the papers differently in different places.
Initial the wrong place and then scribble it out. If the official is
not paying attention, mark in the `do not mark' areas. These papers are
reviewed before analysis, if they are inconsistant, your sample will be
voided.

* If you fail the test, Raise hell. A urine test gone wrong can make a
passive person rabid. Don't take it to court. It is virtually impossible
to win a case, especially in pre-employment. All positive samples are
kept in the labs for two years.

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Urinaid and Powered Urine are both available through Butterfield-Jay
Foundation, P.O. Box 57214, Oklahoma City, OK 73157. For more
information call (405) 521-URINE. A machine will answer. Calls will
be returned collect. Two samples for $25 or ten for $100, for both
products.

NORML operates a Drug Testing & Information Hotline. The charge is
$2.95 per minute. 900-97-NORML

GOOD LUCK

only water?

For the record I have know on 3 people who passed tests on the nicain method, though erowid contends that it is stilly risky on it's own.

There are special products that remove drugs from your body.

I should also add that if you are trying to straight up destroy the test, dip your finger in chlorine before you go to the test. Or even just have a tiny amount of it with you. Even a drop of clorine the size of a pin head will ruin the test.

Stop Smoking Pot?

Dont use your piss.

for around 20 bucks you can buy a package of UR N Luck... synthetic piss and a warmer to keep it body temp.

kinda like this here, but 'shops' in your area will have it
http://www.tests-shop.com/product72/product_info.html

http://www.marijuana.com/420/archive...p/t-31195.html

another nice discussion to read about it.

Don't smoke Marajuana!

more input

There are no cheats, just don't smoke within 72 hours of the piss-test. It should be out of your piss by then...

try 90 -120 days

Most companies are dropping piss tests anyway and going with hair tests.. No real way to fuck that system over.

avoid the test.


Thats why I started working for myself. I don't drug test myself.

Dont smoke pot

nah, it takes around 90-120 days to get it out of your blood.
Your piss recovers fast

why do you need to do a piss test?

dont take the test

There's detox shampoo for hair too if they are doing hair tests.

I think a hair-test is just too expencive for a 'regular' test..

Thank god I've never had the type of job where I had to even think about a piss test.

i need to do a piss test for my last week of probation

Don't smoke it for a few days... casual smokers are clear in 2, chronic users in 7.

Vale's

works everytime if you follow the directions
I remember the days of corporate America whe I had to do them for every interview-

I got jobs at Fortune 100 companies too using the stuff-