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  • sherie
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    • Feb 2002
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    MEN! For the ladies =)

    Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

    Men are like ....... Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

    Men are like ....... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

    Men are like ....... Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

    Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

    Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

    Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

    Men are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

    Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    Men are like ....... Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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    • shann
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      HAHAHA frikin blender haha
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        • webgurl
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          yepp !

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            • punker barbie
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              hahaha its about time something like this was posted, right on!
              Freakin funny!
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                • Elli
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                  • Apr 2003
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                  #5
                  oh lord. Man jokes are almost as good as blonde jokes.
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                    • fatal attraction
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                      • Feb 2003
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                      #6
                      Thanks for posting that Sherie!

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                        • BossDVDs
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                          • Feb 2004
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                          #7
                          There are two sides to the coin .. most/all of these are easily reversible

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                            • WiredGuy
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                              • Aug 2002
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                              #8
                              Originally posted by BossDVDs
                              There are two sides to the coin .. most/all of these are easily reversible
                              I play with Google.

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                                • Aquarius
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                                  • May 2004
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                                  #9
                                  Nice one

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                                    • Fizzgig
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                                      • Feb 2004
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                                      #10
                                      Hehe
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                                        • bad_girl
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                                          #11
                                          Lol


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                                            • cold_ice
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                                              • Jun 2002
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by BossDVDs
                                              There are two sides to the coin .. most/all of these are easily reversible

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                                                • Doctor Dre
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                                                  • Jan 2001
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                                                  #13
                                                  First time I see this one ...

                                                  Just bashing to bash ... dont actually say nothing good
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                                                    • Joesho
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                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                      #14
                                                      good one sherie
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                                                        • sherie
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                                                          LOL just bashing to bash? Waaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaa I will call you the waaaaaaaaaambulance. I got it in my email and thought that it was cute.

                                                          BossDVDs, You date many women with dicks? I'd same some perhaps, not nearly close to most and definately not all. Dating women with more balls than you doesn't count! ;P)

                                                          Elli, if not one of them made you smile, here's .25 buy a sense of humour.
                                                          Last edited by sherie; 07-16-2004, 05:56 AM.
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                                                            • Tera
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                                                              #16
                                                              It's funny how everybody seems to get their panties in a bunch over silly man jokes.

                                                              Anybody feeling insecure today?

                                                              This board bashes woman all day, and we seem to handle it okay. Pussies.


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                                                                • liquidmoe
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Those were great, forwarding them to all of my girl friends, they should get a kick out of it for sure ;)

                                                                  Take Luck!

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                                                                    • Odie
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Tera
                                                                      It's funny how everybody seems to get their panties in a bunch over silly man jokes.

                                                                      Anybody feeling insecure today?

                                                                      This board bashes woman all day, and we seem to handle it okay. Pussies.
                                                                      it's even funnier when they don't actually wear panties!!! lol...

                                                                      some ppl just don't have a sense of humour...

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                                                                        • Cristofor Columb
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Nice

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                                                                            • TurboAngel
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Nice, thanks for the laugh!


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                                                                                • sherie
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                                                                                  Originally posted by Joesho
                                                                                  good one sherie
                                                                                  Why thank you Joesho, glad you have your humour hat on today.
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                                                                                    • NakedBo
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      hehehehe, thanks for making me smile after a fucked up day

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                                                                                        • Ice
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Tera
                                                                                          It's funny how everybody seems to get their panties in a bunch over silly man jokes.

                                                                                          Anybody feeling insecure today?

                                                                                          This board bashes woman all day, and we seem to handle it okay. Pussies.
                                                                                          Wanna fight?
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                                                                                            • Marie
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                                                                                              Hahahaha!! Thanks Sherie!!!
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                                                                                                • Monique Niccole
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  those are great sherie...very funny

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                                                                                                    • sherie
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by NakedBo
                                                                                                      hehehehe, thanks for making me smile after a fucked up day
                                                                                                      You are more than welcome. That was my plan, to put smiles on the faces of the masses LOL I hope that your day gets better!
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                                                                                                        • Tera
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                                                                                                          Originally posted by iceicebaby
                                                                                                          Wanna fight?

                                                                                                          Alright, hit me Vanilla Ice ;)


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                                                                                                            • rocki
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                                                                                                              hehe first time i seen that one and good one too...

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                                                                                                                • Ice
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                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Tera
                                                                                                                  Alright, hit me Vanilla Ice ;)
                                                                                                                  Nah you are too sweet.... can I hit George for fun? Or maybe Robert now that he is working for you guys?
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                                                                                                                    • Tera
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                                                                                                                      Originally posted by iceicebaby
                                                                                                                      Nah you are too sweet.... can I hit George for fun? Or maybe Robert now that he is working for you guys?
                                                                                                                      Take a swing at George, we all want to, but can't...



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                                                                                                                        • sherie
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                                                                                                                          Originally posted by sherie
                                                                                                                          LOL just bashing to bash? Waaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaa I will call you the waaaaaaaaaambulance. I got it in my email and thought that it was cute.

                                                                                                                          BossDVDs, You date many women with dicks? I'd same some perhaps, not nearly close to most and definately not all. Dating women with more balls than you doesn't count! ;P)

                                                                                                                          Elli, if not one of them made you smile, here's .25 buy a sense of humour.
                                                                                                                          Re-reading this, this what I wanted to say ...'some perhaps, not nearly close to most and definately not all pertain to women...'

                                                                                                                          There, makes more sense to everyone who can't read babble.
                                                                                                                          Last edited by sherie; 07-16-2004, 06:52 AM.
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                                                                                                                            • Princess Ellisa
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                                                                                                                              hehehe cute


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                                                                                                                                • EviLSuperstaR
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Elli
                                                                                                                                  oh lord. Man jokes are almost as good as blonde jokes.
                                                                                                                                  Too bad David Beckham is not famous in your country

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                                                                                                                                    • Hank_MrSkin
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                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Tera
                                                                                                                                      Take a swing at George, we all want to, but can't...
                                                                                                                                      No problem Tera...I'll kick his ass in Miami for you
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                                                                                                                                        • sherie
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                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Hank_MrSkin
                                                                                                                                          No problem Tera...I'll kick his ass in Miami for you
                                                                                                                                          NICE! You will have to find him first tho. LOL
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                                                                                                                                            • Tera
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                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Hank_MrSkin
                                                                                                                                              No problem Tera...I'll kick his ass in Miami for you
                                                                                                                                              I can always count on you Hank, only before midnight though

                                                                                                                                              We have to be nice to the Geo, or there is no telling what he will do


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                                                                                                                                                • MT_Butterfly
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                                                                                                                                                  Thanks!!!

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                                                                                                                                                        • sherie
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                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Tera
                                                                                                                                                          I can always count on you Hank, only before midnight though

                                                                                                                                                          We have to be nice to the Geo, or there is no telling what he will do
                                                                                                                                                          I know, they can make a bet to see who the last man is standing after a bottle of JD and Johnny Walker LOL
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                                                                                                                                                            • alexg
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                                                                                                                                                              har har


                                                                                                                                                              j/k

                                                                                                                                                              most of these were pretty funny

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                                                                                                                                                                  Rock on Mama

                                                                                                                                                                  Those made my laugh

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                                                                                                                                                                      bottom line is... You'll never be able to resist our boyish charm!
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                                                                                                                                                                        • sherie
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                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by austinth
                                                                                                                                                                          bottom line is... You'll never be able to resist our boyish charm!
                                                                                                                                                                          LOL I like the manish charm much better...
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Zebra
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                                                                                                                                                                              sherie is president of the She-woman ManHaters Club.

                                                                                                                                                                              She only lets us live because she hates manual labor.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • sherie
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Zebra
                                                                                                                                                                                  sherie is president of the She-woman ManHaters Club.

                                                                                                                                                                                  She only lets us live because she hates manual labor.
                                                                                                                                                                                  LMFAO I so do not hate men or anyone for that matter....too much energy involved. Although Chadly, you can be first ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                  As for the manual labour, well you're right, who the hell wants man hands? LOL I need a rent-a-husband damnit, those dishes aren't getting done by themselves!
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Head
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                                                                                                                                                                                      That's actually pretty funny.
                                                                                                                                                                                      I can laugh at myself caus e i'm soooooooo seeeeeeeeexxyyyyyy!!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • BossDVDs
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by sherie
                                                                                                                                                                                          LMFAO I so do not hate men or anyone for that matter....too much energy involved. Although Chadly, you can be first ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                          As for the manual labour, well you're right, who the hell wants man hands? LOL I need a rent-a-husband damnit, those dishes aren't getting done by themselves!
                                                                                                                                                                                          You mean they're actually getting done AT ALL?

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Lucy
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                                                                                                                                                                                              that's a good one Sherie

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • angeleyes
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by sherie
                                                                                                                                                                                                  LMFAO I so do not hate men or anyone for that matter....too much energy involved. Although Chadly, you can be first ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                                  As for the manual labour, well you're right, who the hell wants man hands? LOL I need a rent-a-husband damnit, those dishes aren't getting done by themselves!
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I can loan you Ice for a weekend, he washes a mean dish. I haven't done dishes since he moved in.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • sherie
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BossDVDs
                                                                                                                                                                                                      You mean they're actually getting done AT ALL?
                                                                                                                                                                                                      The only time they don't get done is when I have people that come to visit make a mess and sleep all day.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      But yes, they do get done and properly without scrubby things that leave crap behind.
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