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Old 05-21-2005, 06:49 PM  
Libertine
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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
Stuart, pay no mind to what anyone here says. Your girlfriend is beautiful! She also holds something wonderful in her that will make you proud for years to come; your child.

Everyone has their perfect someone and you found yours. Congrats on both and congrats to the both of you!
Nonsense.

His girlfriend, like every pregnant woman the world has ever seen, looks like a beached whale. I'm sure she used to be beautiful, and I'm equally sure she will be again, but right now she is pregnant, and it's a simple fact that all pregnant women look like beached whales.
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