Happy Endings Entertainment would like to announce TheDickSuckers.com, a brand new site to send all your BJ traffic! And why do that?
1) "Break Points" - We're not an ordinary rev share program...why pay out 50% to a noob while a person sending 15 or 20 signups a month is getting the same? The number of signups you get determines your payout - Here's the breakdown:
0-5 sales per month and you will earn the standard 50%
6-10 sales per month and you will earn 55%
11-15 sales per month and you will earn 60%
16-20 sales per month and you will earn 65%
21+ sales per month and you 70% goes right to you!
2) CCBill is cutting the checks to you...no missed checks, shaving, yadda yadda yadda...
3) Hosted galleries that CONVERT. I mean, who doesn't love amateur BJ footage?
4) Surprise bonuses randomly announced...and they're cool!
5) Webmaster referral program is a whopping 6%!
6) Top reseller of the month gets a free, customized trailer...we'll start today, May 20, and go to May 31, and then from the 1st to the end of the month thereafter we'll have one of our DickSuckers pimp any site the winner chooses...and we'll even try (depending on the porno girl's availablilty) to hire the one you request.
7) A quarterly prize you won't believe...top Continental-based US webmaster for quarter ending stats gets hired as male talent for a BJ shoot...and gets to keep the content! Do what you wish with it...it's yours. We pay round-trip air to LA, hire the female talent of your choice (again, depending on the porno girl's availablilty), pay your AIM test...and put you to work with a DickSucker! And not to deny our forgien resellers, you'll get the cash equivilent of this prize.
TheDickSuckers will make you cash!
HERE'S the reseller's area.
A final word...I've been shooting for almost three years now...and I was a gallery submitter before that...and I know how important resellers are to any great program. This is my first venture into my own site, and I'm going to really work hard to keep member retention high and to take care of you guys as well...thanks!
Oh...by the way...first reseller to send 10 sign ups starting now gets an XM or Sirius satellite radio...and the first sign up tonight gets a 20 second trailer in WMV or MPEG form with DickSucker Erin Moore pimping your site.
1) "Break Points" - We're not an ordinary rev share program...why pay out 50% to a noob while a person sending 15 or 20 signups a month is getting the same? The number of signups you get determines your payout - Here's the breakdown:
0-5 sales per month and you will earn the standard 50%
6-10 sales per month and you will earn 55%
11-15 sales per month and you will earn 60%
16-20 sales per month and you will earn 65%
21+ sales per month and you 70% goes right to you!
2) CCBill is cutting the checks to you...no missed checks, shaving, yadda yadda yadda...
3) Hosted galleries that CONVERT. I mean, who doesn't love amateur BJ footage?
4) Surprise bonuses randomly announced...and they're cool!
5) Webmaster referral program is a whopping 6%!
6) Top reseller of the month gets a free, customized trailer...we'll start today, May 20, and go to May 31, and then from the 1st to the end of the month thereafter we'll have one of our DickSuckers pimp any site the winner chooses...and we'll even try (depending on the porno girl's availablilty) to hire the one you request.
7) A quarterly prize you won't believe...top Continental-based US webmaster for quarter ending stats gets hired as male talent for a BJ shoot...and gets to keep the content! Do what you wish with it...it's yours. We pay round-trip air to LA, hire the female talent of your choice (again, depending on the porno girl's availablilty), pay your AIM test...and put you to work with a DickSucker! And not to deny our forgien resellers, you'll get the cash equivilent of this prize.
TheDickSuckers will make you cash!
HERE'S the reseller's area.
A final word...I've been shooting for almost three years now...and I was a gallery submitter before that...and I know how important resellers are to any great program. This is my first venture into my own site, and I'm going to really work hard to keep member retention high and to take care of you guys as well...thanks!
Oh...by the way...first reseller to send 10 sign ups starting now gets an XM or Sirius satellite radio...and the first sign up tonight gets a 20 second trailer in WMV or MPEG form with DickSucker Erin Moore pimping your site.
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