George, you are a god-sent! Who else could have done the things you have done? You are a living god in the eyes of pathetic souls all over the United States.
I must say, freedom of speech was very overrated. But since you stepped into office, you have fixed it. I to don't like to hear things that offend me, so I would rather not hear them. If its good things to say, then by all means, say them, and you my friend have done just that!
I also wish to thank you for the great educational benefits! I love the fact that you stopped convicted drug felons from being able to get college grants. It makes it much safer for us people who want to get stay away from druggies. I'd much rather go to school with convicted murderer's, and thanks to you, that is still possible because they can recieve grants.
Oh, I would also like to thank you for making America a much safer country by invading Iraq to eliminate terrorism. Who would have thought that a threat 14,000 miles away was more important then the 14,000 murders by guns in America each year?
George Dubbya Bush, may you forever be in great health, and may you again be elected to rule 'our' once great country. Vote for Bush!
I must say, freedom of speech was very overrated. But since you stepped into office, you have fixed it. I to don't like to hear things that offend me, so I would rather not hear them. If its good things to say, then by all means, say them, and you my friend have done just that!
I also wish to thank you for the great educational benefits! I love the fact that you stopped convicted drug felons from being able to get college grants. It makes it much safer for us people who want to get stay away from druggies. I'd much rather go to school with convicted murderer's, and thanks to you, that is still possible because they can recieve grants.
Oh, I would also like to thank you for making America a much safer country by invading Iraq to eliminate terrorism. Who would have thought that a threat 14,000 miles away was more important then the 14,000 murders by guns in America each year?
George Dubbya Bush, may you forever be in great health, and may you again be elected to rule 'our' once great country. Vote for Bush!
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