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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #1

    I just ate a burrito.

    I'm getting gassy and it has only been an hour.

    Don't torture yourself. Avoid burritos.
  • zdwebber
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2004
    • 768

    #2
    That's cool.

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    • candyflip
      Carpe Visio
      • Jul 2002
      • 43073

      #3
      The new Taco Bell burrito with the potatoes in it is the shit. Gives me the shits too, but damn it's tasty.

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      • polish_aristocrat
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2002
        • 40377

        #4
        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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        • Rankings
          • Jan 2004
          • 10633

          #5
          I have a frozen burrito calling my name right now.lol
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          • samuel
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2004
            • 1986

            #6
            Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
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            hi bobby!!

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            • Phoenix
              BACON BACON BACON
              • Nov 2002
              • 35475

              #7
              hmm burritos..i just had left over thai food
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              • alexg
                IL4L.com
                • Aug 2003
                • 11287

                #8
                Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
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                • ShellyCrash
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6708

                  #9
                  Originally posted by candyflip
                  The new Taco Bell burrito with the potatoes in it is the shit. Gives me the shits too, but damn it's tasty.
                  I'm not really crazy about the potatos at Taco Bell, but the Carmel Apple Empanada is wicked awesome!!

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                  • mardigras
                    Bon temps!
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 14194

                    #10
                    Burritos don't cause shits, they just bring out the shits inside...
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                    • mardigras
                      Bon temps!
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 14194

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ShellyCrash
                      I'm not really crazy about the potatos at Taco Bell, but the Carmel Apple Empanada is wicked awesome!!
                      AFAIK they don't have either of those here.
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                      • axelcat
                        Adult Locals
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 25450

                        #12
                        burp

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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271

                          #13
                          hey...i love the taste of burrito!

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                          • Lykos
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 31027

                            #14
                            Good for u

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                            • ocho-ocho
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 1769

                              #15
                              i love burrito
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                              • molly_muddblood
                                Registered User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 29

                                #16
                                FREE TACO BELL:

                                1. Call in or visit the drive-thru, and immediately ask to speak to the manager.

                                2. Explain to them that you are a regular customer and you pick up lunch for your co-workers, and the last time you visited they ruined the order so bad that you ended up having to give a co-worker money to replace his screwed up order.

                                3. Explain further that you normally get the correct order, and last time they screwed up you didn't say anything, but this time it wouldn't be right not saying anything.

                                4. Manager may ask what time or date you usually come in. Tell her different times since you work different shifts, then tell her how the last order one of your soda lids wasn't secured tight enough and it spilled all over your other car's brand-new interior.

                                5. Manager will offer to replace your order for free.

                                6. Tell manager your order. Make sure it feeds 4-6 people. If you can't memorize it, write it down before-hand so you don't sound like you're making shit up.

                                7. Get your free food.

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                                I personally would never commit any low-class activity like that, but all of my friends are broke stoners who feast on unlimited free fast-food like it came from a TGP lol.

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                                • Dugan
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 856

                                  #17
                                  For those of you who have seen Anchorman.
                                  "Baxter this Burrito is GREAT, but its so filling"
                                  not funny at all unless you've seen the rest of the scene

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                                  • Monique Niccole
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 5653

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by molly_muddblood
                                    FREE TACO BELL:

                                    1. Call in or visit the drive-thru, and immediately ask to speak to the manager.

                                    2. Explain to them that you are a regular customer and you pick up lunch for your co-workers, and the last time you visited they ruined the order so bad that you ended up having to give a co-worker money to replace his screwed up order.

                                    3. Explain further that you normally get the correct order, and last time they screwed up you didn't say anything, but this time it wouldn't be right not saying anything.

                                    4. Manager may ask what time or date you usually come in. Tell her different times since you work different shifts, then tell her how the last order one of your soda lids wasn't secured tight enough and it spilled all over your other car's brand-new interior.

                                    5. Manager will offer to replace your order for free.

                                    6. Tell manager your order. Make sure it feeds 4-6 people. If you can't memorize it, write it down before-hand so you don't sound like you're making shit up.

                                    7. Get your free food.

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                                    I personally would never commit any low-class activity like that, but all of my friends are broke stoners who feast on unlimited free fast-food like it came from a TGP lol.

                                    Way too much work for $10 worth of food

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                                    • Corleone
                                      C.R.E.A.M
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 15262

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

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                                      • =^..^=
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 6935

                                        #20
                                        damn i wish taco bell hadnt closed in australia

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                                        • Corleone
                                          C.R.E.A.M
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 15262

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by =^..^=
                                          damn i wish taco bell hadnt closed in australia

                                          we never had a taco bell in europe... all we got was the funny video clip with the chihuahua

                                          damn yo quioro taco bell !

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                                          • molly_muddblood
                                            Registered User
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 29

                                            #22
                                            Way too much work for $10 worth of food
                                            Actually it's $30-$40 worth of food and it only takes 3 minutes, but I agree with you, it's too much work for unhealthy food.

                                            If you can find a scrub friend who is down though, you can make him bring you free food whenever he comes over as a repayment lol. You can hit up 5-6 joints in a row and you'll score enough fast-food to cater a video shoot.

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                                            • TheWildcard
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 4759

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by zdwebber
                                              That's cool.

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