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  • BT
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    • Apr 2002
    • 6481

    #51
    50 post for mary36 whatever
    Last edited by BT; 07-09-2004, 04:28 PM.

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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #52
      Originally posted by jimholio
      Wow!

      Thank You Dave.......

      Frtom all of us here......I cannot tell you how much we appreciate that....coming from you that is the highest of compliments.


      we are certainly one of the bigger ...... I know we definately have more fiber than anyone !!!

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      • Semi-Retired-Dave
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Apr 2004
        • 11190

        #53
        Originally posted by jimholio
        Wow!

        Thank You Dave.......

        Frtom all of us here......I cannot tell you how much we appreciate that....coming from you that is the highest of compliments.


        we are certainly one of the bigger ...... I know we definately have more fiber than anyone !!!
        Fiber is good, my mom tells me to make sure I have enough fiber throught the day.
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        • BT
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          • Apr 2002
          • 6481

          #54
          Originally posted by juicylinks
          Juicylinks would you like to attend a miami dolpins football game with a select few sat of internext?. Mostly affiliate owners?

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          • juicylinks
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #55
            Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
            Juicylinks would you like to attend a miami dolpins football game with a select few sat of internext?. Mostly affiliate owners?

            Yes i would love to BT

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            • RRRED
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 6754

              #56
              Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
              Fiber is good, my mom tells me to make sure I have enough fiber throught the day.
              Not sure where regular bowel movements came into this

              BTW Jim, I'm so bummed about the ABBA thing... you have no idea. I LOVE them...

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              • BT
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                • Apr 2002
                • 6481

                #57
                Originally posted by juicylinks
                Yes i would love to BT
                I got a ticket for ya hit me monday an I'll lock it in

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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #58
                  Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
                  I got a ticket for ya hit me monday an I'll lock it in
                  Cool I will

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                  • mary34d
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 3358

                    #59
                    Originally posted by chodadog
                    You suck.






                    Bus drivers.
                    ya, and scuba divers


                    The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

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                    • mary34d
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                      • Aug 2003
                      • 3358

                      #60
                      Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
                      50 post for mary36 whatever
                      hey is 34d there bt


                      The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

                      Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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                      • pine
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 1373

                        #61
                        Someone care to post a link to this Howard Stern board?
                        unattended error: ID 10 T. Check connection between keyboard and chair.

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                        • mary34d
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 3358

                          #62
                          Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                          Although Dream Tank is LA's biggest hosting facility, you guys must understand Howard stern message board is most likely the Internets Largest, and busiest board to date.

                          Just like everything else, you usually don't expect success till you try it and they had the balls to land the account and do it.
                          Instead of putting them down, maybe they should get props for landing such a big account.

                          Everyone here is like family and we should all help each other and work with each other and give credit where credit is due. What's up with the Negative attitude.

                          Sorry for blabbering but man that pisses me off.
                          who cares about the fiber...how much pipe can you lay, how big are your pipes, and can u turn it up immediately or does it take an hour, and how about redundancy cause i like it over and over and over.


                          The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

                          Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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                          • mary34d
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                            • Aug 2003
                            • 3358

                            #63
                            Originally posted by mary34d
                            who cares about the fiber...how much pipe can you lay, how big are your pipes, and can u turn it up immediately or does it take an hour, and how about redundancy cause i like it over and over and over.
                            oops i mean "duh" my smart side accidently slipped out


                            The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

                            Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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                            • mary34d
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 3358

                              #64
                              Originally posted by mary34d
                              who cares about the fiber...how much pipe can you lay, how big are your pipes, and can u turn it up immediately or does it take an hour, and how about redundancy cause i like it over and over and over.
                              hey do i win post of the year for that


                              The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

                              Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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                              • Headless
                                Registered User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 26727

                                #65
                                Originally posted by mary34d
                                hey do i win post of the year for that

                                No you win the "best moron talking to themself award". LOL

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                                • FiReC
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 2350

                                  #66
                                  What kind of hardware is going to run this thing? I heard somewhere that initially it was on one box...is that true?
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                                  • sid375
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 1068

                                    #67
                                    howardstern board rocks !

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                                    • Mr. Jim
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 4372

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by mary34d
                                      oops i mean "duh" my smart side accidently slipped out
                                      Don't fool yourself.......

                                      and.....shut up....please....there is nothing worse than some loud mouth trash talking trailer park "hey pa look how big my titties are" chick trying to make suggestions on how we should run an infrastructure....

                                      you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about on any level and the if you want to show a smart side....you can begin exercising it by shutting the fuck up....anything you say will only reinforce how much of an idiot you are....

                                      to be sure you hear me....you dont know anything about our client....our situation....our data center....our providers.....how much pipe we have....how much they have paid for etc...etc....

                                      do not make judgements on what you dont know.....if you want to know how I feel think when I read your utter bullshit....

                                      Think of how you felt when I started to insult you......are we clear.

                                      I said those things without knowing shit about you.....but the surface makes it appear as though........

                                      the only thing you accomplished with me is that I do not like you because you started running youyr mouth about something that you knew nothing about.....

                                      and if you want to continue....... be my guest....I've never taken candy from a baby but I hear it's quite easy....

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                                      • juicylinks
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 122992

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by jimholio
                                        Don't fool yourself.......

                                        and.....shut up....please....there is nothing worse than some loud mouth trash talking trailer park "hey pa look how big my titties are" chick trying to make suggestions on how we should run an infrastructure....

                                        you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about on any level and the if you want to show a smart side....you can begin exercising it by shutting the fuck up....anything you say will only reinforce how much of an idiot you are....

                                        to be sure you hear me....you dont know anything about our client....our situation....our data center....our providers.....how much pipe we have....how much they have paid for etc...etc....

                                        do not make judgements on what you dont know.....if you want to know how I feel think when I read your utter bullshit....

                                        Think of how you felt when I started to insult you......are we clear.

                                        I said those things without knowing shit about you.....but the surface makes it appear as though........

                                        the only thing you accomplished with me is that I do not like you because you started running youyr mouth about something that you knew nothing about.....

                                        and if you want to continue....... be my guest....I've never taken candy from a baby but I hear it's quite easy....
                                        Exactly

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                                        • tucker
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 584

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by jimholio
                                          Don't fool yourself.......

                                          and.....shut up....please....there is nothing worse than some loud mouth trash talking trailer park "hey pa look how big my titties are" chick trying to make suggestions on how we should run an infrastructure....

                                          you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about on any level and the if you want to show a smart side....you can begin exercising it by shutting the fuck up....anything you say will only reinforce how much of an idiot you are....

                                          to be sure you hear me....you dont know anything about our client....our situation....our data center....our providers.....how much pipe we have....how much they have paid for etc...etc....

                                          do not make judgements on what you dont know.....if you want to know how I feel think when I read your utter bullshit....

                                          Think of how you felt when I started to insult you......are we clear.

                                          I said those things without knowing shit about you.....but the surface makes it appear as though........

                                          the only thing you accomplished with me is that I do not like you because you started running youyr mouth about something that you knew nothing about.....

                                          and if you want to continue....... be my guest....I've never taken candy from a baby but I hear it's quite easy....
                                          He finishes reading, sips coffee, puts down the cup, fingers on the keyboard, he replies...instead of bitching and moaning, try adding something to the board. Attacking guys like Jim and Howard Stern when you dont know what is coming up is just irresponsible. Let me echo Juicy. EXACTLY.

                                          Jim - You guys are off to a good start.

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                                          • Rich
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 11486

                                            #71
                                            When the board first went down there was a message saying they only had one server for the board... sorry but that's just poor planning.

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                                            • pornstar2pac
                                              Omaha Hi/Lo
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 17380

                                              #72
                                              anyone listen to Imus?
                                              Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                              • Mr. Jim
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 4372

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Rich
                                                When the board first went down there was a message saying they only had one server for the board... sorry but that's just poor planning.
                                                Rich.....did you not read the above WTF?????

                                                This not "hey my uncle has a barhn and we can use this tarp for curtains...hell we cvan have a musical"

                                                They were consulted on what should be in place....I'll be damned if i am coming out of pocket the 500k

                                                for what...to end up doing the same testing we are doing now

                                                Just because i post on this board does not mean I am going to break down all of the intuimate details of ther deal we have with a client.....

                                                many moving parts and nobody here knows whats going on behind the curtain.....

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                                                • zanycash Pete
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                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 1023

                                                  #74
                                                  500 is not enough?

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                                                  • aeon
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 470

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by zanycash Pete
                                                    500 is not enough?
                                                    I think they allow 750 now and it already is moving super fast. Very cool board but definately has some seriously deranged human beings on it.

                                                    They should definately contact lily about advertising prozac on that fucker.
                                                    QuickRichClick
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                                                    • juicylinks
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Rich
                                                      When the board first went down there was a message saying they only had one server for the board... sorry but that's just poor planning.
                                                      Rich you dont have the slightest clue

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                                                      • juicylinks
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 122992

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by aeon
                                                        I think they allow 750 now and it already is moving super fast. Very cool board but definately has some seriously deranged human beings on it.

                                                        They should definately contact lily about advertising prozac on that fucker.
                                                        Dont worry i got the lunatics under control

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                                                        • Mr. Jim
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 4372

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by tucker
                                                          He finishes reading, sips coffee, puts down the cup, fingers on the keyboard, he replies...instead of bitching and moaning, try adding something to the board. Attacking guys like Jim and Howard Stern when you dont know what is coming up is just irresponsible. Let me echo Juicy. EXACTLY.

                                                          Jim - You guys are off to a good start.
                                                          Jason Tucker is Neat!

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                                                          • Manowar
                                                            jellyfish  
                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 71528

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                            Yeh, I bet more bandwidth will do the trick.

                                                            Someone needs to stick to sucking dick.

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                                                            • Rich
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 11486

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                              Rich you dont have the slightest clue
                                                              Explain how having 1 server and trying to open Howard's board to everyone isn't poor planning.

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                                                              • juicylinks
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                • 122992

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Rich
                                                                Explain how having 1 server and trying to open Howard's board to everyone isn't poor planning.
                                                                who told you we had one server initially?

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                                                                • aeon
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 470

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                  Dont worry i got the lunatics under control
                                                                  After browsing there a few times I certainly don't envy the "big guido". Being a moderator there would seem to require massive amounts of xanax, or absolute, or both.
                                                                  QuickRichClick
                                                                  Backed by the founders of CyberAge.com & UGAS.com.

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                                                                  • juicylinks
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 122992

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by aeon
                                                                    After browsing there a few times I certainly don't envy the "big guido". Being a moderator there would seem to require massive amounts of xanax, or absolute, or both.
                                                                    heheh

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                                                                    • zdwebber
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 768

                                                                      #84
                                                                      I have found nothing wrong with that board so far...

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                                                                      • aeon
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                        • 470

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by Rich
                                                                        Explain how having 1 server and trying to open Howard's board to everyone isn't poor planning.
                                                                        It's easy to say poor planning when it's others money. When you don't really know what the need will end up being...you throw it out at a basic level and tweak your budget, product accordingly.

                                                                        There is no advertising there. There's no income at this point to offset the expenses so spending like you're a billionaire to make sure every tard and their brother can say "howard rocks" is pissing money into the wind. You don't know the actual demand. Until you do - being conservative is smart business.
                                                                        QuickRichClick
                                                                        Backed by the founders of CyberAge.com & UGAS.com.

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                                                                        • goBigtime
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 7761

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Bandwidth isn't the issue.

                                                                          It's a hardware / network design issue.

                                                                          I'm sure they know what they are doing by stepping back to gauge what the max # of simultaneous users they need to support is before spending the money and building the network only to find out they needed 10x the network.


                                                                          Forums can be tricky because there is the DB element to them.

                                                                          It's not as simple as getting a beefy box, connecting a gigabit link to it & you're off.

                                                                          LARGE forums often run on multiple _well equiped_ DB backeneds with
                                                                          as many load balanced client front ends you need to serve your load.... until you saturate your resources to your backend.

                                                                          Err... to explain it easier:

                                                                          X number of users requires Y number of front ends.

                                                                          Y number of front ends requires Z number backends.

                                                                          Holio is just trying to get the value of X before spending any serious money building a network.


                                                                          A word to the wise tho Jim.... plan for at least 10x peak requirements with Howard. You never know when he's going to piss off half the world and have them land on the forums doorstep... wouldn't want to give them the satisfaction of thinking they brought the forum to it's virtual knees.

                                                                          Last edited by goBigtime; 07-13-2004, 01:59 PM.

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                                                                          • Mr. Jim
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 4372

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Rich
                                                                            Explain how having 1 server and trying to open Howard's board to everyone isn't poor planning.
                                                                            Explain how passing bogus information makes you even remotely qualified to discuss.....

                                                                            You plan with budgets.....we planned with the budget we were given....

                                                                            one server.....you its one thing to be wrong....and without the correct information....it is another to be wrong with conviction....

                                                                            What makes you think for one minute i am going to disclose the inner dealings we have with Howard....do you have any idea how many people are in this loop.....how many people need to be satisfied on a daily basis.....

                                                                            no you do not.....and you have wrong information with it only being one server.....i cannot stress to you enough.....you do not know what is going on so stop pretending as if you do

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                                                                            • reynold
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 51271

                                                                              #88
                                                                              sour graping!!!

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                                                                              • pure energy
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                                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                                • 4274

                                                                                #89
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                                                                                • evl4fun
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 372

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  I would just like to say congrats to Jim and the Dreamtank crew for landing such a huge deal.
                                                                                  I believe they are competent proffessionals that can handle such a big undertaking as the Howard board.
                                                                                  As Jim said, however many times, it is being tested. That is all that really needs to be said, I mean how the hell could they set it up so it runs right without knowing what parameters it needs to operate on.
                                                                                  Best of luck to you Jim.

                                                                                  If you spend all day worrying about what happened yesterday.....then tommorow will suck too.

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                                                                                  • dougeetx
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                                                    • 6163

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    I read the technotes on the board. They say it's b/c of server loads. I say they need to get a better server and look into load balancing options!
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                                                                                    • sean416
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                      • 3633

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      all these replies and no link?

                                                                                      ServerProvider.com

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                                                                                      • Nicky
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                                        • 30071

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Very cool, im waiting for you guys to open it fully. Better to do test first and make a few calculations than just opening on chance......

                                                                                        Keep up the good work

                                                                                        gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                                                        • =^..^=
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                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 6935

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by toodamnfli
                                                                                          id rather listen to leykis
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                                                                                          • BMI Lace
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                                            • 16116

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                            We are raising it slowly , BW has nothing to do with it btw.
                                                                                            LOL. Some people have no clue....

                                                                                            You think they have a problem with bandwidth? They can afford more then you could ever think of.
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