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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    UPDATE: My Fast Size cock elongater is cumming

    I cant wait to strap that on my dong!!!!!



    Status: In Transit -
    On Time
    Scheduled Delivery: Jul 14, 2004

    Shipped to: PLAINVIEW, NY, US
    Shipped or Billed on: Jul 8, 2004



    Tracking Number:
    Service Type: GROUND
    Weight: 2.00 Lbs
    Note: Your package is in the UPS system and is on time with a scheduled delivery date of Jul 14, 2004.






    Package Progress:


    Date/
    Time Location Activity

    Jul 13, 2004
    12:27 P.M.
    SECAUCUS, NJ, US
    ARRIVAL SCAN
    Jul 9, 2004
    2:36 A.M.
    LAGUNA HILLS, CA, US
    DEPARTURE SCAN
    Jul 8, 2004
    9:01 P.M.
    LAGUNA HILLS, CA, US
    ORIGIN SCAN
    6:26 P.M. US BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED
  • IPK
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 4209

    #2
    No offense [Brian], but that contraption scares the shit out of me. It looks like a medieval torture device.
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    • BVF
      Black Vagina Finder
      • Jan 2002
      • 13975

      #3
      tell me how it works...I was contemplating buying one but was ashamed But now that the JuiceMaster has bought one, I can feel confident to purchase one myself.

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      • pornstar2pac
        Omaha Hi/Lo
        • Nov 2003
        • 17380

        #4
        don't forgret to post pics
        Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Originally posted by BVF
          tell me how it works...I was contemplating buying one but was ashamed But now that the JuiceMaster has bought one, I can feel confident to purchase one myself.
          i got it for FREE heheheh


          Send over 40 sales you get on for free. Ill kkeep you guys updated once i get it

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          • ShellyCrash
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2004
            • 6708

            #6
            I don't even have a penis and that thing looks scarey.. I have no idea how it works but it looks like you put your willy in, squeeze the salad tongs, and pull.

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            • The Truth Hurts
              Zph7YXfjMhg
              • Nov 2002
              • 15788

              #7
              $300 for what looks like about $1.49 worth of parts you can get at home depot?

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              • p1mpdogg
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Nov 2002
                • 16714

                #8
                i have one already, its kind of intimidating, but my problem is i keep getting a hardon when i put it on.. and you cant have a hard dick in this thing...
                A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                • p1mpdogg
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16714

                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                  $300 for what looks like about $1.49 worth of parts you can get at home depot?
                  shut up you stupid c u n t
                  A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                  • juicylinks
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                    i have one already, its kind of intimidating, but my problem is i keep getting a hardon when i put it on.. and you cant have a hard dick in this thing...
                    you need to be hard first? hmmmm i better get me some viagra

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                    • p1mpdogg
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 16714

                      #11
                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                      you need to be hard first? hmmmm i better get me some viagra
                      nah, you cant get hard at all

                      it needs to be done while limp as a noodle
                      A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                      • The Truth Hurts
                        Zph7YXfjMhg
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 15788

                        #12
                        Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                        shut up you stupid c u n t
                        why do you bother?

                        cunt.

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