A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want
off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you
bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're going
down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for
TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you
to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today & hope
your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is
no
smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the
fat bitch in the kitchen."
Ciao,
JM
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want
off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you
bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're going
down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for
TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you
to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today & hope
your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. remember, there is
no
smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the
fat bitch in the kitchen."
Ciao,
JM
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