So there I am, with my wife's arms handcuffed above her head, her body smeared with motor oil, and just as I'm shooting off she starts laughing.
This ever happened to anyone here?
This ever happened to anyone here?
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I laugh all the time. It's fun and can be funny and quite absurd. Why does it have to be so serious?email: [email protected]Comment
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Everytime she see's my little slugger
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i think cause it ruins the moodOriginally posted by Elli
I laugh all the time. It's fun and can be funny and quite absurd. Why does it have to be so serious?
for guys anyways ..
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how can you keep a straight face when you are the one who always wants to wear the bunny ears???
ya ya, I'll fill this in later...Comment
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find better men.Originally posted by webgurl
i think cause it ruins the mood for guys anyways ..
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Guys need to learn to laugh at themselves a little bit. Not everything has to be a goddamn ego trip. (sorry bout that, I got excited).Originally posted by webgurl
i think cause it ruins the mood for guys anyways ..
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me and my boy always laugh and talk and make silly comments. it's great not to take stuff too seriously.http://masterpenis.comComment
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WTF?Originally posted by RocHard
So there I am, with my wife's arms handcuffed above her head, her body smeared with motor oil, and just as I'm shooting off she starts laughing.
This ever happened to anyone here?
Handcuffs and motor oil???
That's HOT!
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You've never done this?Originally posted by skinnay
motor oil?Herschel Savage
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erm, noOriginally posted by RocHard
You've never done this?
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Who says I wasn't wearing bunny ears? I must have left that part out.Originally posted by bryany
how can you keep a straight face when you are the one who always wants to wear the bunny ears???
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i like to come out and say the most inappropriate things possible. two recent ones include
"wait till i get home and tell all your friends about ..."
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excuse me, do you mind if I push in your stool?Originally posted by quantum-x
i like to come out and say the most inappropriate things possible. two recent ones include
"wait till i get home and tell all your friends about ..."
"i guess this means we're friends, right? ...Comment
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I dated a girl who would laugh during her orgasms. She'd close her eyes, chuckle a bit, then there would be this loud laughter while her head was shaking form side to side. I honestly didn't mind. Girls who cry or turn psycho during sex tend to scare me.Comment
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women sometimes think it can be casual, but when you're with someone you love casual isn't an option.This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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man walks into a gay bar, taps the guy next to him and says "Excsue me, is this stool taken?"Originally posted by toddler
excuse me, do you mind if I push in your stool?Comment
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100% correct.Originally posted by SleazyDream
women sometimes think it can be casual, but when you're with someone you love casual isn't an option.Comment
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Nonsense. Sex with psycho women makes things much more exciting!Originally posted by Goatse
I dated a girl who would laugh during her orgasms. She'd close her eyes, chuckle a bit, then there would be this loud laughter while her head was shaking form side to side. I honestly didn't mind. Girls who cry or turn psycho during sex tend to scare me.Herschel Savage
Brooklyn, NYComment
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Cheating on me again ?
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Yes. I've been cheating on you with my wife. Sorry about that. Won't happen again.Originally posted by angeleyes
Cheating on me again ?
Promise.Herschel Savage
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Casual no, but fun yes. Its not, I hope, like you're doing surgery...Originally posted by SleazyDream
women sometimes think it can be casual, but when you're with someone you love casual isn't an option.Comment
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and fun!Originally posted by RocHard
Nonsense. Sex with psycho women makes things much more exciting!This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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And guys don't treat sex casually? Have you been reading the same GFY I have?Originally posted by SleazyDream
women sometimes think it can be casual, but when you're with someone you love casual isn't an option.
I didn't mean it is a casual thing, although it can be if you're used to each other and easy going about it. I meant it can be relaxed enough to have fun with it.
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Oh..and no, I have never been laughed at. Laughing yes, being laughed at..no
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Originally posted by RocHard
So there I am, with my wife's arms handcuffed above her head, her body smeared with motor oil, and just as I'm shooting off she starts laughing.
This ever happened to anyone here?
No, your wife never laughs when I am with her just kidding man
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Motor oil is not good for the skin, cooking oil would be much better.
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Originally posted by webgurl
i think cause it ruins the mood for guys anyways ..
exactly... my ex gf once laughed and I fucking hated it
LOL
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On many occasions during sex my wife and I have wound up laughing hysterically... because of a really loud squelching noise, or because one of us said something really funny while trying to talk dirty
I love the way a good laugh makes her vagina squeeze and pulsate (Sorry, honey Couldn't think of a better way to describe it).
Sex is funny sometimes. It's good to be relaxed enough with someone to laugh about it; but it's not always easy to be that secure.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Nickels and Cadillacs.
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Laughing is a good thing; and the motor oil is not the weirdest thing I have heard of...
(and I swear this was not me), I had a roommate in college, who had been dating this girl for a long time (I think they might have gotten married). Every Saturday night, they would both get shit-faced trashed; she would get more drunk then him and then they would go up to his room and have anal sex. They kept a bucket by the bed for this special weekly night...and then while having the butt sex, she would make herself puke into the bucket. My friend told me that when she would puke, it would tense everything up back there and make his orgasm that much stronger.
The oil sounds a whole lot more normal to me...Comment
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Girls usually laugh at me right from the moment I drop my pants.
So from then on, it's a comedy show for the entire time because I'd much rather have them laugh at what I have to say.
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I thought I heard it all...I guess I have now.Originally posted by Jason Fromm
Laughing is a good thing; and the motor oil is not the weirdest thing I have heard of...
(and I swear this was not me), I had a roommate in college, who had been dating this girl for a long time (I think they might have gotten married). Every Saturday night, they would both get shit-faced trashed; she would get more drunk then him and then they would go up to his room and have anal sex. They kept a bucket by the bed for this special weekly night...and then while having the butt sex, she would make herself puke into the bucket. My friend told me that when she would puke, it would tense everything up back there and make his orgasm that much stronger.
The oil sounds a whole lot more normal to me...---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---
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Wanna try it?Originally posted by Fizzgig
I thought I heard it all...I guess I have now.
Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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*bends over*Originally posted by Dagwolf
Wanna try it?
(I think I missed the bucket)
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Never mind!Originally posted by Fizzgig
*bends over*
(I think I missed the bucket)
Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Rachel's been jealous for some time......Originally posted by Buzz_Aziani
Rochard. You are special. If Rachel reads this post shes going to be jealous...Herschel Savage
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Originally posted by quantum-x
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"i guess this means we're friends, right? ...
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my wife is very ticklish so sometimes when I touch her, if I move my hand too soft or too slow she gets tickled and laughs hysterically. But its all good.Comment
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Making a girl laugh during sex is a kinder/gentler donkey punch!even ADULTS need TOYS
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if you can't giggle during sex then it is either being taken too seriously or your mouth is full.Comment
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your O face must be hilarious
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I thijnk it's because she was beside herself with joy!! Or maybe the thought of being tied up covered in motor oil was a funny thing in the moment....I would probably have to chuckle at the thought of it myself!!!
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We won't discuss how you giggle during sex....... Shhhh.....Originally posted by Yanks_Danielle
I thijnk it's because she was beside herself with joy!! Or maybe the thought of being tied up covered in motor oil was a funny thing in the moment....I would probably have to chuckle at the thought of it myself!!!Herschel Savage
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I have a bad habit of getting the giggles when my husband says something stupid trying to "talk dirty". I know I shouldn't because he's talking less and less now, but some of the stuff is just so funny to me.
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