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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397
    #1

    Okay... anyone ever kill anyone before?

    I just got in an argument about politics at the store. He said "stfu you have no idea what you're talking about you damn liberal" and I was like "stfu and die you dork, you don't even own a tgp what are you doing here"

    Then he says "keyboard warrior"

    And then I stabbed him.
    I hid the body in my back yard. What can I use to decompose the body fast?
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    • brizzad
      holla
      • Jul 2003
      • 11769
      #2
      bleach, salt, and mustard to hide the small

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        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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          • Oct 2002
          • 10581
          #3
          plant the body in your neighbors yard and frame them

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            • brizzad
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              • Jul 2003
              • 11769
              #4
              just bury it, then build a basketball court over it

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                • NaughtyJenn
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 7355
                  #5
                  put the body in some waste containers and let it decompose into a soup then get a child delever the soup to his family, then when they are done eating let them know..


                  (sorry that is very evil)

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                    • Hung Like Bull
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                      • Apr 2004
                      • 235
                      #6
                      Aren't you that fat kid who drives the $1000 Honda?

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                        • jscott
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                          • Feb 2001
                          • 25502
                          #7
                          burn all the hair
                          shave off all the fingertips
                          cut the body up, burn it while mixed with wood chips
                          shovel the ashes into a bucket, or garbage can
                          sprinkle them into a river or ocean
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                            • jscott
                              jscizzle
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 25502
                              #8
                              Originally posted by brizzad
                              just bury it, then build a basketball court over it
                              lol
                              If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.
                              - Jordan B. Peterson
                              Listen to Pomp tell why is Bitcoin important

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                                • BradM
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                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 3397
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Hung Like Bull
                                  Aren't you that fat kid who drives the $1000 Honda?
                                  Yes

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                                    • BradM
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                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 3397
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Hung Like Bull
                                      Aren't you that fat kid who drives the $1000 Honda?
                                      Also, I have the need to pick fights, because I am insecure and own a yellow sack of shit car. I am jelous of my peers and want nothing more than to make more than minimum wage. I am proud of my car because it is a high performance vehicle, built to seduce 18 year old highschool girls to have sex with me. I truly believe my car is a work of art, just like me which is why I am so overconfident.



                                      There is one thing in that statement that IS true. Can you find it?

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                                        • Big Cheese
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                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 473
                                          #11
                                          Get some pigs. They'll take care of the body



                                          Ps. I've never actually done this, just learned from the movie Snatch incase the day ever comes

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                                            • Marcus Aurelius
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                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 14809
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Big Cheese
                                              Get some pigs. They'll take care of the body



                                              Ps. I've never actually done this, just learned from the movie Snatch incase the day ever comes
                                              They'll go through bone like butter. Love that movie.

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                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                    • eroswebmaster
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                                                      • Jul 2001
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                                                      #14
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                                                        • Evil1
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                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 3893
                                                          #15
                                                          fucking amateurs!!!

                                                          1 reciprocal (sawzall) saw, about 10 blades. 2 wood for flesh, 8 metal for bones. (you only need 5-6 but it's better to be safe)

                                                          1 ball peen hammer

                                                          some old news paper.

                                                          Carve the evidence up in the tub, nice and small chunks, flush about a cup of flesh/organs at a time. Now you're down to bones, cut them to about 3" slices, put them on some news paper and hammer them in to powder, flush.

                                                          Rinse tub, burn newspaper and shower curtain, soak all the blades in bleach, head to the fridge and grab a beer and a snack to reward yourself.
                                                          Last edited by Evil1; 07-12-2004, 09:27 PM.

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                                                            • BradM
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                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 3397
                                                              #16
                                                              EVIL1 that was the best shit I have read alllllllll night. Holy fuck that's awesome

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                                                                • brizzad
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                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 11769
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                  fucking amateurs!!!

                                                                  1 reciprocal (sawzall) saw, about 10 blades. 2 wood for flesh, 8 for bones. (you only need 5-6 but it's better to be safe)

                                                                  1 ball peen hammer

                                                                  some old news paper.

                                                                  Carve the evidence up in the tub, nice and small chunks, flush about a cup of flesh/organs at a time. Now you're down to bones, cut them to about 3" slices, put them on some news paper and hammer them in to powder, flush.

                                                                  Rinse tub, burn newspaper and shower curtain, soak all the blades in bleach, head to the fridge and grab a beer and a snack to reward yourself.


                                                                  damn

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                                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 41470
                                                                      #18
                                                                      only an idiot who's never killed someone would talk like that
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                                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                        • pxxx
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                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 12114
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                          plant the body in your neighbors yard and frame them
                                                                          There is nothing right about this. That is just pure wrong.

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                                                                            • fuzzylogic
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                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                              • 4796
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by mdcq
                                                                              They'll go through bone like butter. Love that movie.
                                                                              that works really well, pigs are definitly the answer

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                                                                                • Evil1
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                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 3893
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                  EVIL1 that was the best shit I have read alllllllll night. Holy fuck that's awesome
                                                                                  I can also teach you how to bake one HELL of a pan of brownies... if you're interested

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                                                                                    • beemk
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                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 20829
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                                      fucking amateurs!!!

                                                                                      1 reciprocal (sawzall) saw, about 10 blades. 2 wood for flesh, 8 metal for bones. (you only need 5-6 but it's better to be safe)

                                                                                      1 ball peen hammer

                                                                                      some old news paper.

                                                                                      Carve the evidence up in the tub, nice and small chunks, flush about a cup of flesh/organs at a time. Now you're down to bones, cut them to about 3" slices, put them on some news paper and hammer them in to powder, flush.

                                                                                      Rinse tub, burn newspaper and shower curtain, soak all the blades in bleach, head to the fridge and grab a beer and a snack to reward yourself.
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                                                                                        • brizzad
                                                                                          holla
                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                          • 11769
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                                          I can also teach you how to bake one HELL of a pan of brownies... if you're interested

                                                                                          if it involves heroin, im sure he is interested

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                                                                                            • BradM
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                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 3397
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by brizzad
                                                                                              if it involves heroin, im sure he is interested
                                                                                              you new at this? acid is the way to go baby

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                                                                                                • brizzad
                                                                                                  holla
                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 11769
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                                  you new at this? acid is the way to go baby

                                                                                                  4204L

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                                                                                                    • Napolean
                                                                                                      Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                      • 4330
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                                      I just got in an argument about politics at the store. He said "stfu you have no idea what you're talking about you damn liberal" and I was like "stfu and die you dork, you don't even own a tgp what are you doing here"

                                                                                                      Then he says "keyboard warrior"

                                                                                                      And then I stabbed him.
                                                                                                      I hid the body in my back yard. What can I use to decompose the body fast?
                                                                                                      did you and him really say "stfu" or "shut the fuck up"??
                                                                                                      HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                                                                                        • BradM
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                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                          • 3397
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Napolean
                                                                                                          did you and him really say "stfu" or "shut the fuck up"??
                                                                                                          I said "stfu" are you kidding? I'm not going to say "shut the fuck up" to him it would take too long.

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                                                                                                            • Napolean
                                                                                                              Misanthropic Egalitarian
                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                              • 4330
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                                              I said "stfu" are you kidding? I'm not going to say "shut the fuck up" to him it would take too long.
                                                                                                              no it wouldnt.. their the same number of syllables.. it would take a long time to type yeah..

                                                                                                              but to say, its the same..

                                                                                                              but yeah, now im being a smartass, im going to go cut myself now to teach myself a lesson.
                                                                                                              HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                                                                                                                • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                  • 7517
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Posts like these make me miss Amp.

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                                                                                                                    • quantum-x
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                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                      • 6863
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by brizzad
                                                                                                                      damn
                                                                                                                      hell no..

                                                                                                                      hang em upside down in your bathrub, slit their throat, pump their arms to get the last bits of blood out. Once it's washed away, you've got a nice clean corpse.

                                                                                                                      Multiple choices here-
                                                                                                                      Use a nice saw to chop them into bag sized bits, double bag and spray w/ capsicum / pepper spray to keep the dogs / animals outta there, wait for trash night and place em in random bins *not* in your neighbourhood.

                                                                                                                      Or, take your time, break all the bones with a nice hammer, visit your local building site and add them to the foundations.
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                                                                                                                        • JFK
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                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                          • 67369
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                                                                          fucking amateurs!!!

                                                                                                                          1 reciprocal (sawzall) saw, about 10 blades. 2 wood for flesh, 8 metal for bones. (you only need 5-6 but it's better to be safe)

                                                                                                                          1 ball peen hammer

                                                                                                                          some old news paper.

                                                                                                                          Carve the evidence up in the tub, nice and small chunks, flush about a cup of flesh/organs at a time. Now you're down to bones, cut them to about 3" slices, put them on some news paper and hammer them in to powder, flush.

                                                                                                                          Rinse tub, burn newspaper and shower curtain, soak all the blades in bleach, head to the fridge and grab a beer and a snack to reward yourself.
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                                                                                                                            • fishy
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                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                              • 116
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Cut him in little pieces, and then make hamburgers & hotdogs out of him.

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                                                                                                                                • 187
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                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 493
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  wait until years have passed and your enemy and nobody else would consider you a suspect

                                                                                                                                  make sure it's autumn

                                                                                                                                  borrow your friends car because yours wont start

                                                                                                                                  find out enemys schedual

                                                                                                                                  dig a 10 foot hole half a mile straight into the woods

                                                                                                                                  steal a pair of shoes

                                                                                                                                  wear 5 layers of socks

                                                                                                                                  cover all of your body in multipile layers of clothing

                                                                                                                                  hair net

                                                                                                                                  wait for the moment they step foot on a dirt surface when nobody is around but the enemy

                                                                                                                                  force enemy at gun point to write an elaborate suicide note

                                                                                                                                  do what you need to do as quick and silently as possible, dont give them time to scream

                                                                                                                                  wrap the entire body in saran wrap and then in 2 large sleeping bags

                                                                                                                                  place it in your saran wrapped trunk in your friends car parked down the street 50 yards

                                                                                                                                  shovel the dirt with blood on it into a multiple layered bag

                                                                                                                                  shave and burn all finger/toe prints and hair

                                                                                                                                  remove all teeth so no dental records can be pulled

                                                                                                                                  smash the head so severely that the bald corpse would never be identifyable

                                                                                                                                  fill the 10 foot hole with gasoline and burn the corpse for a few hours straight

                                                                                                                                  fill in hole, cover area in autumn leaves

                                                                                                                                  now never think about or speak about what you just didn't do

                                                                                                                                  burn EVERYTHING

                                                                                                                                  (you're an idiot and are going to hell if you take somebodys life, i was just feeling creative ;)
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                                                                                                                                    • Matthew
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 194
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                                                                      Also, I have the need to pick fights, because I am insecure and own a yellow sack of shit car. I am jelous of my peers and want nothing more than to make more than minimum wage. I am proud of my car because it is a high performance vehicle, built to seduce 18 year old highschool girls to have sex with me. I truly believe my car is a work of art, just like me which is why I am so overconfident.



                                                                                                                                      There is one thing in that statement that IS true. Can you find it?
                                                                                                                                      I think it's that you believe that your car is a work of art
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                                                                                                                                        • newbreed
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                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 9898
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          For all the people suggesting cutting the person up, ever heard of Luminal? Newbs.

                                                                                                                                          Take the guy on a hunting trip. Oops, there was an accident, he slipped in front of me, I got spooked, I slipped and had my finger on the trigger. Damn, is that what a shotgun shell does to the back of a hhuman head? Sory over. And bonus, the Coroner's office gets to clean it up.

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                                                                                                                                            • jimmyf
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                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 12651
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Put the body in your freezer, then you can look at every once in awhile. You'll be able 2 think about what you've done for a long time.

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                                                                                                                                                • mardigras
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                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 14194
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Post all the details on public messageboards, including address and directions... dozens of people will show up to help you dispose of it
                                                                                                                                                  .

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                                                                                                                                                    • mensniche
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 455
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      LOL

                                                                                                                                                      are the bones going to be an issue... I have thought about this before... shit i'm I wrong for thinking about the quickest way to dispose of somebody?
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                                                                                                                                                        • kowntafit
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Rewind and watch the movie again.

                                                                                                                                                          This is where my next million is coming from!

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                                                                                                                                                            • Phoenix
                                                                                                                                                              BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 35475
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              damn....amateur hour at its best


                                                                                                                                                              lay your bathroom with plastic


                                                                                                                                                              cut the body into small parts in the tub. wrap them in news papaer once the blood is all out.


                                                                                                                                                              rinse your tub and floors and every part of your washroom with liquid nitrogen...just splash that shit everywhere..it denautres all dna, and removes all stains of blood..there is no chance of them finding blood in your room take 1/4 of the remains on a hike way out in the middle of nowhere, and bury the pieces..do the same with the rest in far off places


                                                                                                                                                              problem solved.


                                                                                                                                                              to be safe repeat the liquid nitrogen in any room. dump your clothes and shoes you were wearing during everything, trim your fingernails, and shave your head...get rid of all of it...quick like.

                                                                                                                                                              good luck
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                                                                                                                                                                • HammerALL
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Use Lime to dissolve the body and ammonia to clean up the mess.

                                                                                                                                                                  And never ask me about my business again.
                                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by HammerALL; 07-13-2004, 08:01 AM.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
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