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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    Jerkoff machine... It had to happen sometime

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    Damn, NOW how am I going to get my exercise?
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • mcmc
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 1705

    #2
    MUST have been japanese
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    • Lycanthrope
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 4517

      #3

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      • stevecore
        Confirmed User
        • May 2003
        • 6130

        #4
        2003 called, they want their timeline picture back.

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        • Evil1
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 3893

          #5
          It has fat little man looking fingers.. that'd make you gay. Can't use it

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          • Dagwolf
            President of Canada
            • Sep 2003
            • 23141

            #6
            I have fat little man hands... does that make me gay?
            Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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            • Sarma
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2004
              • 715

              #7
              i fuckin can't believe it
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              • B40
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 7020

                #8
                Originally posted by stevecore
                2003 called, they want their timeline picture back.

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                • SiMpLe
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 3221

                  #9
                  I bought two
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                  • wyldblyss
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 5779

                    #10
                    I have a feeling it would be much funnier if I could only read the descriptions

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                    • johnbosh
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 8965

                      #11
                      howq much is it in dollars

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                      • ShellyCrash
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 6708

                        #12
                        Does it come with a vibrator? That "control wand" looks mysteriously like the "neck massager" they sell at the beauty supply store.

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                        • ShellyCrash
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6708

                          #13
                          For comparisson-

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                          • QualityMpegs
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 3521

                            #14
                            that thing looks like a fucking joke

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                            • MichaelP
                              Registered User
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 7123

                              #15


                              I want one




                              naaaaaaaaaahhh

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                              • KDizzla
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 1795

                                #16
                                I think I'll just trick out my KitchenAid.
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                                • David!
                                  By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 6501

                                  #17

                                  If I was that desperate I would prefer the automatic pussy though
                                  .

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                                  • zanycash Pete
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 1023

                                    #18
                                    OMG

                                    Never trust a machine to do what you can do yourself

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                                    • Corleone
                                      C.R.E.A.M
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 15262

                                      #19

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                                      • kimzar
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 1874

                                        #20

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                                        • MinX
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 417

                                          #21
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                                          • the_wizz
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 1633

                                            #22
                                            Brings new meaning to "PLaying with the joy stick" doesn't it?

                                            How lazy you have to be that you need a machine to rub one out for you?
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                                            • NickPapageorgio
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 8323

                                              #23
                                              Hey cool...when you're not jerking your cock with it you can hook it up to shake your martinis. NOICE.

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                                              • Dagwolf
                                                President of Canada
                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 23141

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                                Hey cool...when you're not jerking your cock with it you can hook it up to shake your martinis. NOICE.
                                                Nick, you're a real innovator and you will go far.
                                                Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                • Fizzgig
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 9649

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                  I have fat little man hands... does that make me gay?
                                                  I love your fat little man hands
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                                                  • detoxed
                                                    vip member
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 17798

                                                    #26
                                                    Jerkoff... It had to happen sometime

                                                    They are called women

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                                                    • fuelcell
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 1525

                                                      #27
                                                      That's not the first one. Sybian's had one for about as long as the Sybian has been around.

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                                                      Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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