Wanted: Actor to play "Steve Lightspeed" character at conventions

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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #51
    50 Steve Lightspeeds!
    Abra-cadabra!

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    • SBJ
      So Fucking Fabulous
      • Apr 2003
      • 11377

      #52
      Originally posted by Lightspeed
      50 Steve Lightspeeds!
      damn now you are looking for 50 Steve's or still just the one?

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      • corvette
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2001
        • 7880

        #53
        Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
        damn now you are looking for 50 Steve's or still just the one?
        i think that he just needs one man with 50 fresh livers
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        • the_wizz
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 1633

          #54
          While it might be interesting and fun..... I think I'll pass.......

          However, I do think Juicy should give it a go.....
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          • The Heron
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2001
            • 4496

            #55
            Do I have to resemble you in apperance? I guess I could make myself uglier but it might be hard...

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            • Easton
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Sep 2002
              • 9825

              #56
              Originally posted by Lightspeed
              I'm getting too old for the "Steve Lightspeed" character, so my solution is to hire a new younger and better looking person to play the role at parties and conventions. I'd like to pass the role like Sean Connery passed along "James Bond".

              Please post your resumes here, Internext will be your first appearance, so don't wait! This is a real offer, no joke!

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              • Rick Latona
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                • Dec 2002
                • 6037

                #57
                There can be only one.
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                • ImLost
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 1900

                  #58
                  soujnds ilke fun

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                  • Huggles
                    GFY'S #1 retard
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 12545

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Lightspeed
                    Other substances? Aspirin, Pepto Bismol, and Preparation H are all you'll need!

                    Ok, I can deal with that. Does the other Steve Lightspeed get a costume? What about an entourage? Obviously I cannot get the Lightspeed girls to follow a false Steve around, but what about the Oscar Mayer weiner truck?





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                    • crockett
                      in a van by the river
                      • May 2003
                      • 76818

                      #60
                      I think I would fit this role nicely

                      resume:

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                      • SBJ
                        So Fucking Fabulous
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 11377

                        #61
                        Originally posted by corvett
                        i think that he just needs one man with 50 fresh livers
                        opps my liver isn't so fresh as it once was

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                        • Fukeneh
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1245

                          #62
                          ill chaperone your girls and drink like a fish

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                          • kemp
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 392

                            #63
                            I'll do it, I live nearby lightspeed headquarters.

                            But first you have to approve my lightspeed account! I signed up months ago and was told I was in - but alas I have been forgotten.

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                            • SteveLightspeed
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7940

                              #64
                              Originally posted by kemp
                              I'll do it, I live nearby lightspeed headquarters.

                              But first you have to approve my lightspeed account! I signed up months ago and was told I was in - but alas I have been forgotten.
                              Please email details to steve at stevelightspeed.com
                              Abra-cadabra!

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                              • BlingDaddy
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                                • Apr 2004
                                • 6343

                                #65
                                do I have to wear a tu-tu? If so count me out...

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                                • Joesho
                                  want to get in shape
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 12329

                                  #66
                                  Lightspeed at a show, wow that is a tough part.....
                                  What does it pay?
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                                  • vidvicious
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                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 4765

                                    #67
                                    Doc says my liver is on it's last legs .. so I guess I'd be perfect for the gig.
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