Wanted: Actor to play "Steve Lightspeed" character at conventions

**Roald** · 07-12-2004, 01:54 PM

Nice

**BradM** · 07-12-2004, 01:54 PM

Holy shit this should be good.

Who could possibly pull this off?

**Phoenix** · 07-12-2004, 01:55 PM

haha..i know some crazy guys who would jump at this...not in porn though

they are just nuts in general

**Dugmor** · 07-12-2004, 01:55 PM

You should hire a midget !

They are alwasy fun and good for advertising !

**SBJ** · 07-12-2004, 01:59 PM

well I might be around the same age as you Steve but I think I have a few less grey hairs

kidding

damn would be a cool thing for someone to be you for a convention

**Serge Litehead** · 07-12-2004, 01:59 PM

hire Lensman

**WiredGuy** · 07-12-2004, 01:59 PM

Nobody can replace Steve Lightspeed.
WG

**Chris** · 07-12-2004, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Nobody can replace Steve Lightspeed.
WG

I am the next Steve Lightspeed

**emmanuelle** · 07-12-2004, 02:00 PM

but Sean Connery is hot and was the best James Bond ever.

**stevecore** · 07-12-2004, 02:01 PM

The torch should be passed to another Steve *ahem* such as myself!

**WiredGuy** · 07-12-2004, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by JupZChris
I am the next Steve Lightspeed

And I'm the next James Bond.
WG

**SteveLightspeed** · 07-12-2004, 02:08 PM

I really don't think anyone will notice, just like no one noticed a new Batman, or the new Darrin on "Bewitched"

There was even a new Ginger on one of the Gilligans Island reunion movies, no one said anything!

**Zoe_Zoebaboe** · 07-12-2004, 02:12 PM

Can there be a female "Steve Lightspeed"?

Makes for a pretty cool replacement, i'll send in my resume ;)

**punker barbie** · 07-12-2004, 02:12 PM

bummer is this only open to men?

i think i would make a great "Steve Lightspeed" replacement!!!!

**Zoe_Zoebaboe** · 07-12-2004, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by punker barbie
bummer is this only open to men?

i think i would make a great "Steve Lightspeed" replacement!!!!

Heh, beat ya

**Chris** · 07-12-2004, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy
And I'm the next James Bond.
WG

They call me Wired ... WiredGuy

**Jman** · 07-12-2004, 02:14 PM

Steve, let's do a trade.

You be JMan and I'll be Steve Lightspeed at the next show

**pxxx** · 07-12-2004, 02:14 PM

I surmise blacks are not contenders for this position.

**SleazyDream** · 07-12-2004, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I really don't think anyone will notice, just like no one noticed a new Batman, or the new Darrin on "Bewitched"

There was even a new Ginger on one of the Gilligans Island reunion movies, no one said anything!

i'd notice

**sweetums** · 07-12-2004, 02:17 PM

Steve....

Think you should lay out what the role of "Steve Lightspeed" entails.....let 'em know exactly what they're getting themselves into

**SleazyDream** · 07-12-2004, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by JMan
Steve, let's do a trade.

You be JMan and I'll be Steve Lightspeed at the next show

outa the frying pan and into the fire

**SBJ** · 07-12-2004, 02:20 PM

well I think the top choices in this thread are Zoe and Punker (have met both and are class acts!)

But if you don't want one of them let me know where to send my resume

**WiredGuy** · 07-12-2004, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by JupZChris
They call me Wired ... WiredGuy

Go ahead, watch how many times you get spammed for traffic

WG

**punker barbie** · 07-12-2004, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
well I think the top choices in this thread are Zoe and Punker (have met both and are class acts!)

But if you don't want one of them let me know where to send my resume

awe, thank you Bob!

I guess its up to Steve........

**GonZo** · 07-12-2004, 02:21 PM

Free Steve Lightspeed!!!

**cherrylula** · 07-12-2004, 02:22 PM

You should transform yourself into a woman first, then make the switch.

"Stephanie Lightspeed"

**zanycash Pete** · 07-12-2004, 02:23 PM

Sounds like a cool gig!

**brizzad** · 07-12-2004, 02:23 PM

dude i'll be you at conventions

imagine if you hired me, and hearing everyone days after conventions be like.. "wow, did you see steve from lightspeed picking up all the hoes"

**Pornkings** · 07-12-2004, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy
And I'm the next James Bond.
WG

After seeing you on that quad I'm not sure . LOL

**SBJ** · 07-12-2004, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by punker barbie
awe, thank you Bob!

I guess its up to Steve........

but if you get to be Steve can I play one of the Lightspeed girls and kiss your check in pictures Punker?

**Frank The Tank** · 07-12-2004, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I'm getting too old for the "Steve Lightspeed" character, so my solution is to hire a new younger and better looking person to play the role at parties and conventions. I'd like to pass the role like Sean Connery passed along "James Bond".

Please post your resumes here, Internext will be your first appearance, so don't wait! This is a real offer, no joke!

Steve Lightspeed (the 1st)

im Irish, have no problems talking to the hottest of women and leave them hot and wet with my accent and gravely charm and have that Bond type of persona and lifestyle already , you may not want to choose me but you do so at your peril

**TinaBallina** · 07-12-2004, 02:27 PM

I will notice but I understand....just hope you still find time to talk with me on icq otherwise i will be sad......

hugs,
tina

**WiredGuy** · 07-12-2004, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by Pornkings
After seeing you on that quad I'm not sure . LOL

I did bounce right back up afterward. The next morning is a whole different story

WG

**punker barbie** · 07-12-2004, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by Silent Bob Jedi
but if you get to be Steve can I play one of the Lightspeed girls and kiss your check in pictures Punker?

hahaha of course just make shir you look cute and young please *wink wink*

i think that would be a GREAT picture!

**Peaches** · 07-12-2004, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by pxxx
I surmise blacks are not contenders for this position.

Don't make that assumption. A black Steve Lightspeed might be fun

**QualityMpegs** · 07-12-2004, 02:31 PM

**Huggles** · 07-12-2004, 02:32 PM

I'll do it only if all the alcohol and other substances are paid for

**kak_azn** · 07-12-2004, 02:34 PM

<~~~~~21 year old white male 6'2 brown hair brown eyes skinny & loves the gurleys!

**SteveLightspeed** · 07-12-2004, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by Huggles
I'll do it only if all the alcohol and other substances are paid for

Other substances? Aspirin, Pepto Bismol, and Preparation H are all you'll need!

**SBJ** · 07-12-2004, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Other substances? Aspirin, Pepto Bismol, and Preparation H are all you'll need!

shit man you are paying for the good stuff there! I so want this job now

**Herb Kornfield** · 07-12-2004, 02:39 PM

Herb Kornfield master of disguise and also, maker of one hell of a hoagie is always down for impersonating whomever you need impersonated anywhere, anytime.

just dial H on the phone and I'll be there.

**gideongallery** · 07-12-2004, 02:47 PM

what are the requirements of the job
(are you look for just a male model type, sales person, porn stud etc)

**Buddy** · 07-12-2004, 02:52 PM

I nominate Ram!

**SCOOTER** · 07-12-2004, 02:55 PM

I would have to gain a few pounds but I could pull it off.
Send me ICQ Steve.

**DirtyDanza** · 07-12-2004, 02:56 PM

you could have me.... my dirty danza alter ego could be steve lightspeed

**D-Money** · 07-12-2004, 02:56 PM

I'll fax my resume over and pluck a few recent greys.

Then I'll need to hire a D$ to take my place.

**Rochard** · 07-12-2004, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Buddy
I nominate Ram!

Oh good God!

**Allison** · 07-12-2004, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by Buddy
I nominate Ram!

I second that!

~Alli

**Rochard** · 07-12-2004, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by Allison
I second that!

~Alli

Oh boy......

Wanted: Actor to play "Steve Lightspeed" character at conventions

Wanted: Actor to play "Steve Lightspeed" character at conventions

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