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  • TheGoldenChild
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 6940

    #1

    I have a great joke- and I am on the Ron Stewart Show today!

    Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.

    When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

    The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 mllion dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

    That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

    The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! "The money is in a brown briefcase,buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

    The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

    The attorney replies:"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger"
  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
    long jokes never do well, especially on TV.

    Think Carson, and Leno, and Dangerfield.

    quick jojkes always do well.

    Rodeney Dangerfield did 400 jokes in his 1 hour set.

    its all philosophy

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    • Joesho
      want to get in shape
      • Jan 2003
      • 12329

      #3
      LOL decent Joke KB, and break a leg today man......



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      • MaDalton
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        • Feb 2004
        • 39861

        #4
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        • TheGoldenChild
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          • May 2002
          • 6940

          #5
          Originally posted by Joesho
          LOL decent Joke KB, and break a leg today man......



          (you know that is a good term right?)
          hahahaha yeah where I come from though, it can mean exactly what you said.

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          • Joesho
            want to get in shape
            • Jan 2003
            • 12329

            #6
            Originally posted by kBizzle
            hahahaha yeah where I come from though, it can mean exactly what you said.
            Done the flats on many occassions

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            • TheGoldenChild
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 6940

              #7
              12:35 PST

              Wake your friends and call your neighbors I just may talk about the Cameron Diaz thing I am not supposed to talk about

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              • Phoenix
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                • Nov 2002
                • 35475

                #8
                nice stuff...never seen the show...but lll check it out if it is on here
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                • xxxdesign-net
                  My hips don't lie
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 10129

                  #9
                  Originally posted by kBizzle
                  Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.

                  When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

                  The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 mllion dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

                  That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

                  The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! "The money is in a brown briefcase,buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

                  The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

                  The attorney replies:"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger"
                  you might get some pity laughs at best... better bring some of your buddies to help out with the laughs..

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                  • TheGoldenChild
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2002
                    • 6940

                    #10
                    it's all in the delivery
                    I killed with it at the La Jolla Comedy Store on Amateur Night last week.

                    Oh well back to the drawing board

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                    • xxxdesign-net
                      My hips don't lie
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 10129

                      #11
                      Btw.. you need to prepare something to say if nobody laugh... try..

                      "Damn.. I paid good money for that joke... The guy guaranteed me ATLEAST 30 laughs.. !!"

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                      • mary34d
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                        • Aug 2003
                        • 3358

                        #12
                        no such thing as the mafia


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                        • Abyss_Vee
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 5208

                          #13
                          Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                          Btw.. you need to prepare something to say if nobody laugh... try..

                          "Damn.. I paid good money for that joke... The guy guaranteed me ATLEAST 30 laughs.. !!"

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                          • Hank_MrSkin
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                            • Sep 2002
                            • 3987

                            #14
                            Good joke KB and Good luck on the show today
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                            • TheGoldenChild
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 6940

                              #15
                              listen in Hank!

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                              • Trax
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                                • Aug 2001
                                • 14486

                                #16


                                good one

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