If someone comes to your house for trouble what do you do?

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  • SomeCreep
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    • Mar 2003
    • 26118

    #51
    50 people coming to your house for trouble

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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460

      #52
      Originally posted by OzMan
      Well according to my Scottish Economics teacher in high school, it's a knee to the groin.
      Ahh, okay. Damn, I thought it would involve bagpipes in some way.

      Maybe when you kneed them in the groin they make a sound like bagpipes?
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      • Serge Litehead
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 5190

        #53
        i've heard about one particular robbery in russia. if was in kids aparment of some hi-ranking politician, owners of aparment have lots of goodies, paintings, antiques, jewlery and such. owners also like to smoke quality herbs, so they had a good batch from some sunny nearby russia country. well when owners got home, they found 2 chechen doods sitting in their living room, completely stoned, unabled to move or steal anything.
        police force arrived shortly after and arrested them thanking owners for a good catch.

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        • Disco_Stu
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jun 2003
          • 757

          #54
          In NC where I live, it is legal to shoot somoene who comes onto your property if you have posted no trespassing signs.
          It is the Farmer's Act law which has been here since 1850 something.
          AND it is VERY real.
          I read maybe 2 or 3 times in the paper a year about so and so being either shot or shot at while prowling around someones property.
          I live on 27 acres of gated fenced in land, I breed dobermans, 6 breeding pairs, own a winchester .300, a Ruger .44 and a 12 Guage shotgun.

          Come onto my land, and legally in NC my dogs can have their way with you, break into my house and you will die guaranteed, no ifs ands or butts.
          And no, I wouldnt feel bad about shooting somene breaking into my house at all, not one bit.
          Last edited by Disco_Stu; 07-11-2004, 11:09 PM.

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          • chodadog
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 9736

            #55
            I have a crowbar right next to my door. The last person that tried to give me shit turned back after taking just a few steps onto the driveway.

            All this shit about a fair fight is lame.
            26 + 6 = 1

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            • Pornopat
              AdultTubeSubmits.com
              • Dec 2003
              • 10598

              #56
              Originally posted by holograph
              i've heard about one particular robbery in russia. if was in kids aparment of some hi-ranking politician, owners of aparment have lots of goodies, paintings, antiques, jewlery and such. owners also like to smoke quality herbs, so they had a good batch from some sunny nearby russia country. well when owners got home, they found 2 chechen doods sitting in their living room, completely stoned, unabled to move or steal anything.
              police force arrived shortly after and arrested them thanking owners for a good catch.
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              • Ross
                Ik ben een aap
                • Sep 2002
                • 18874

                #57
                Originally posted by PatrickKing
                Tell him what hagus is made of and while he is puking run away
                I wish I could but I don't even know what its made off

                I think its sheeps stomach!

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                • karlm
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4194

                  #58
                  Depends how mad this person/persons are.

                  If they are really pissed your gunna need some sort of protection
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                  • CE_BigB
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 1292

                    #59
                    Invite them inside or make sure the door is open

                    Shoot em... (preferrably not on the new carpet... and laying down plastic will only show preplanning )

                    Make sure you plant your throw away with their prints on it....


                    call the cops and tell em someone just tried braking into your house and you shot em

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                    • Joesho
                      want to get in shape
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 12329

                      #60
                      Originally posted by CE_BigB
                      Invite them inside or make sure the door is open

                      Shoot em... (preferrably not on the new carpet... and laying down plastic will only show preplanning )

                      Make sure you plant your throw away with their prints on it....


                      call the cops and tell em someone just tried braking into your house and you shot em

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                      • AnalProbe
                        pain in the Ass
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3727

                        #61
                        Well, if they come for trouble... that's exactly what they'll get !

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                        • montel
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 2606

                          #62
                          in real life you call the cops....

                          on this message board you pull out your glock and cap em cos you are a pimp...
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                          • Ross
                            Ik ben een aap
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 18874

                            #63
                            Originally posted by montel
                            in real life you call the cops....

                            on this message board you pull out your glock and cap em cos you are a pimp...
                            HAHA so fucking true!

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                            • taboo_dude
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 707

                              #64
                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                              This be a good thread to repost this little ditty....


                              I will have to remember that one
                              If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. The Duke.

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                              • Mpegmaster
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 2300

                                #65
                                Tell THEM about your Friend MPEGMASTER

                                i am sure they would stay away

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                                • B40
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 7020

                                  #66
                                  So what happend with this? Did the guys end up coming?

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                                  • Ann-Angelcom
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 500

                                    #67
                                    If someone came to my house and I was expecting them....they would be sure to meet about 30 of my friends. No need for knives or shotguns....it's all in the numbers. They bring more...you bring more. And if you run out of friends...well...make sure each friend has a bat.
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                                    • WWC
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                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 11577

                                      #68
                                      CLICK HERE to hear what i would do....
                                      Last edited by WWC; 07-15-2004, 10:38 PM.
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                                      • dig420
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 9240

                                        #69
                                        I'd step out and fight them with my dogs just behind the door. If they turn out to be too much for me I open the door

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                                        • Babagirls
                                          Text Writer
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 18812

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by dig420
                                          I'd step out and fight them with my dogs just behind the door. If they turn out to be too much for me I open the door

                                          that dog looks pissed as hell i'd run!




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                                          • johnbosh
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 8965

                                            #71
                                            try to kick ass, but the police could be hand ytoo

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                                            • WWC
                                              #1 Adult Content Provider
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 11577

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by dig420
                                              I'd step out and fight them with my dogs just behind the door. If they turn out to be too much for me I open the door


                                              he looks high ... chillin...he might just laugh at the person who comes to your door :-)
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                                              • reynold
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 51271

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                This be a good thread to repost this little ditty....


                                                Very clever..and it worked too!!!

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                                                • pure energy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 4274

                                                  #74
                                                  Kick ass no doubt...besides I would not just open my doors for someone
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                                                  • jollyperv
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                    • 3927

                                                    #75
                                                    Just challenge both of them to a good game of chess, problem solved.

                                                    Or set some booby traps.
                                                    Last edited by jollyperv; 07-16-2004, 04:16 AM.

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