eeek it out
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i thought this would have been won days ago
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I agreeOriginally posted by TiGrrPrr
cmon
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekOriginally posted by TiGrrPrr
eeek it out
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I thought so tooOriginally posted by =^..^=
i thought this would have been won days ago
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GFY is waking up
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#RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF
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oh ma gosh to early for this
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soon everyone will be awake
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have you had your coffee?Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
oh ma gosh to early for this
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90 posts to go
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it's almost 11 pm here, what time is it there?Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
oh ma gosh to early for this
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soooon........Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
oh ma gosh to early for this
#RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF
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Doctor: "It's no good. I can't find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking."
Patient: "I'll come back when you're sober then!"Comment
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The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies.
When they get to the movie theatre, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the patient puts a newspaper down first and then sits down. The doctors get all excited because they think maybe he's in touch with reality now.
So they ask him, "Why did you put the newspaper down first?"
He answers, "So I'd be higher and have a better view."Comment
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A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put his hand on her back and he wanted her to say "Eighty-eight."
"Eighty-eight," she purred.
"Good. Now I'm going to put my hand on your throat and I want you to again say 'Eighty-eight.'"
"Eighhty...eighhhhtttt."
"Fine. Now I'm going to put my hand on your chest and I want you once more to say 'Eighty-eight.'"
"One, two, three, four, five..."Comment
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I can't work out why my upload is so slow atm?
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upload and post and drink some more
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where did everyone go?
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I know you are lurking
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why don't you post and I'll lurk?
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damn do es it ever end#RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF
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Man: Doctor, me leg keeps talkin' to me.
Doc: Don't be ridiculous!
Leg: Lend us a fiver!
Man: Told ya.
Leg: Giz a tenner!
Doc: My God!
Leg: Eh Doc, can you spare 20 quid?
Doc: I know your problem. Your leg's broke!Comment
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la di freakin daComment
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bump#RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF
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I think there are about 80 posts to go?Originally posted by =^..^=
damn do es it ever end
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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
la di freakin da
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Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive double-pane energy efficient kind....But this week I got a call
from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a
whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.
Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't
mean that I am automatically stupid...So, I proceeded to tell him just
what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year...that in one
year the windows would pay for themselves.
There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up and
I have not heard back. Guess I won that stupid argumentComment
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One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"
"Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 2."Comment
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Originally posted by TiGrrPrr
Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive double-pane energy efficient kind....But this week I got a call
from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a
whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.
Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde doesn't
mean that I am automatically stupid...So, I proceeded to tell him just
what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year...that in one
year the windows would pay for themselves.
There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up and
I have not heard back. Guess I won that stupid argument
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why are we waiting???
#RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF
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Originally posted by born4porn
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?"
"Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 2."
#RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF
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get your boogie on (BOOGIE not booger)Comment
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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "I have a problem with my dick!"
The lady at the counter says, "Sir, we do not say words like that at the doctors office! Now leave and come back and replace "Dick" with some other body part like "Ear."
The man does as he's told and comes back in and says, "I have a problem with my ear."
The lady the says, "What is that?"
To which the man replied, "I can't piss out of it!"Comment
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ah it's too early i have to go to bed.
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A man stops by his regular doctor with this strange discolouring of his genitals. The doctor was quite amazed. He had never seen such a shade of orange on a man's privates.
After a very thorough examination, the befuddled doctor finally confessed he had no ideas.
So he said to the man "I don't quite understand what is going on here." Then he asked, "so tell me what is it you do?"
The man said, "not much, really."
The doctor asked, "Do you work?"
The man replied, "no I have been laid off for months."
The doctor then said, "well, what is it that you do all day?"
The man replied "not much really, I sit around, watching porno's and eating cheetos all day..."Comment
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and I was enjoying your companyOriginally posted by TiGrrPrr
ah it's too early i have to go to bed.
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seems like a week agoOriginally posted by Firehorse
Didn't this thread start a few days ago?#RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF
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ate ham egg and cheese burrito. what did you eat?Comment
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'nite batman
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pasta and half a chilli and pepperoni pizzaOriginally posted by TiGrrPrr
ate ham egg and cheese burrito. what did you eat?
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i'm getting ready to crash right here typing sl o w e rComment
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not long dont crash yetOriginally posted by TiGrrPrr
i'm getting ready to crash right here typing sl o w e r#RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF
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for breakfast?!?
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switch to auto pilotOriginally posted by TiGrrPrr
i'm getting ready to crash right here typing sl o w e r
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it's 11 pm hereOriginally posted by TiGrrPrr
for breakfast?!?
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sounds like a canidate for tumsComment
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