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Tala · 05-13-2005, 03:27 PM

Hmmm...

Tala's Shower Routine
Wake up. Debate actually getting up. Fall back to sleep. Wake up again in about an hour with cat's nose less than an inch from mine, demanding breakfast. Gently drop cat onto floor, stand up, weave for a moment until your body wakes enough to get a grip on the fact that gravity works.

Follow cat to food dish. Feed cat. Debate going back to bed. Realize my shades are up and I'm naked. Haul ass back to bedroom. Grab clean undies, bra and socks, along with clean t-shirt. Hurry to bathroom.

Brush hair. Check for new zits. Brush teeth.

Start shower water so that the hot water has time to warm. Piddle while waiting. Get in shower, forgetting that when I flush the toilet, the cold water disappears. Scream in agony.

Wet hair, lather with some of my Lush soak -n- Float bar that smells like a campfire but ensures that I don't have dandruff. Rinse. Repeat.

Condition hair with Tresemme, since it's the only stuff I've found that works for my hair. Put hair on top of head with a clip.

Wash body with mango scented body wash. Rinse well. Shave pits, legs, and crotch. Make sure no hair exists anywhere except on my head. Rinse.

Get face cloth and rub black soap (Coal face...I'm a Lush fan), then scrub face well, remembering to get behind the ears. Hear something crash in the living room and hope that whatever it was isn't broken.

Take hair down, rinse well, and turn off water. Grab towel, dry the body, grab another towel and dry hair as best I can. Get dressed. Try brushing out wet hair, give up, and go find breakfast and coffee.

Post Good Morning thread, ignore cat who now wants in my lap, and then let the dogs out on their run lines. The day has begun.

05-13-2005, 03:27 PM
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Hmmm... Tala's Shower Routine Wake up. Debate actually getting up. Fall back to sleep. Wake up again in about an hour with cat's nose less than an inch from mine, demanding breakfast. Gently drop cat onto floor, stand up, weave for a moment until your body wakes enough to get a grip on the fact that gravity works. Follow cat to food dish. Feed cat. Debate going back to bed. Realize my shades are up and I'm naked. Haul ass back to bedroom. Grab clean undies, bra and socks, along with clean t-shirt. Hurry to bathroom. Brush hair. Check for new zits. Brush teeth. Start shower water so that the hot water has time to warm. Piddle while waiting. Get in shower, forgetting that when I flush the toilet, the cold water disappears. Scream in agony. Wet hair, lather with some of my Lush soak -n- Float bar that smells like a campfire but ensures that I don't have dandruff. Rinse. Repeat. Condition hair with Tresemme, since it's the only stuff I've found that works for my hair. Put hair on top of head with a clip. Wash body with mango scented body wash. Rinse well. Shave pits, legs, and crotch. Make sure no hair exists anywhere except on my head. Rinse. Get face cloth and rub black soap (Coal face...I'm a Lush fan), then scrub face well, remembering to get behind the ears. Hear something crash in the living room and hope that whatever it was isn't broken. Take hair down, rinse well, and turn off water. Grab towel, dry the body, grab another towel and dry hair as best I can. Get dressed. Try brushing out wet hair, give up, and go find breakfast and coffee. Post Good Morning thread, ignore cat who now wants in my lap, and then let the dogs out on their run lines. The day has begun. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.