Comment my first SEX toy site

**NoCarrier** · 07-09-2004, 04:51 PM

I hope the layout of your site is not like your first post.

There is one problem. We don't have telepathic powers. We need the URL.

**aka** · 07-09-2004, 04:52 PM

www.discretiontoy.com

**NoCarrier** · 07-09-2004, 04:56 PM

OMFG!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

This is a joke right?

Are you promoting a hosting company or a sex toy site.. ? No fucking way!

I mean yeah!

"Ok friends, let's buy some SEX TOYS TOGETHER AND LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW HAPPY WE ARE!"

Please tell me you used a mainstream template website and you didn't change 5% of it!

**darnit** · 07-09-2004, 05:02 PM

Im sure corbis didnt expect that.... lol

**Marcus Aurelius** · 07-09-2004, 05:06 PM

I talked to this guy on ICQ a few times he was asking about hosting, he wanted my opinion of his site but I just didnt have the heart to tell him what I thought. Guess I dont have to worry bout that now.

**NoCarrier** · 07-09-2004, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by mdcq
I talked to this guy on ICQ a few times he was asking about hosting, he wanted my opinion of his site but I just didnt have the heart to tell him what I thought. Guess I dont have to worry bout that now.

Being honest can save a lot of $$$

**Marcus Aurelius** · 07-09-2004, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Being honest can save a lot of $$$

yeah. but at that point he had it completely online. was too late for honesty. He should just go with something like mallcom to get a decent looking site and still get paid if he promotes it right.

**TurboTrucker** · 07-09-2004, 05:14 PM

It's too narrow! You should have a list of categories on your first page. On the products page, you don't need such a huge button for each category.

**NoCarrier** · 07-09-2004, 05:15 PM

There are tons of sex toy sites that you can promote and you don't even need to build it!

**NoCarrier** · 07-09-2004, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by mdcq
yeah. but at that point he had it completely online. was too late for honesty. He should just go with something like mallcom to get a decent looking site and still get paid if he promotes it right.

It's never too late, if it's crap it's a waste of time. And it is crap.

**Khun** · 07-09-2004, 05:21 PM

Thats going to be a work in progress. Take what you ahve learned and apply it.

**demented** · 07-09-2004, 05:24 PM

I bet the old man bought a butt plug and some analease.

**NoCarrier** · 07-09-2004, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by Khun
Thats going to be a work in progress. Take what you ahve learned and apply it.

Learned? What did he learn in 5 mins?

**NoCarrier** · 07-09-2004, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by demented
I bet the old man bought a butt plug and some analease.

Yeah! And all the friends around him can't wait to watch him try it!

**Khun** · 07-09-2004, 05:26 PM

Ok, real suggestions (outside ditching the pic on the main page).

1 Loose the "More info" links and like the category name.

2 Move categories to the main page. I hate navigating deep into a site to find what I am looking for.

3 About us and Home are the same thing. Change it or loose one.

4 Main page space is golden, why have a comment/question form if you have a contact us page and why in the world have it on the main page?

5 2 sets of Home and About us links. Why? Loose one.

More if I find it.

**Khun** · 07-09-2004, 05:28 PM

Cart is misspelled. I am starting to wonder, and dont take offense, is this a serious attemp at a site or are one of you schmucks joking around again?

**NoCarrier** · 07-09-2004, 05:29 PM

The design is crap.

Get a professional designer.

Nobody on earth would buy from a site like that.

We're not even sure what it is.

**emthree** · 07-09-2004, 05:39 PM

He's just trying to get the addresses of horny women in need

**aka** · 07-09-2004, 05:50 PM

lol

the first page is just a joke

but i agree with all of u about the designer
but for 300 $ ...

thx for the comments

**infectd** · 07-09-2004, 06:03 PM

yeesh, just go buy x-cart and I'll edit the shit out of it for a couple hundred.

**NoCarrier** · 07-09-2004, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by aka
lol

the first page is just a joke

Yeah, I'm sure it was

**suesheboy** · 07-09-2004, 06:18 PM

Ditch the site and sign up for the program in my sig and watch the money roll in.

I am not trying to hurt you but that is the worst site I have seen and I have seen hundreds of toys sites.

Simple is ok but that site has been made by someone with no marketing or advertising training.