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  • Sly
    Let's do some business!
    • Sep 2004
    • 31376
    #1

    Today I'm going to enlist into the military...

    With all this talk of recruiting, I'm getting kind of excited. Apparently they're lessening the requirements? I guess I'll find out today! Shooting for the Marines, but the Army would be just as good.

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    • Screaming
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      • Feb 2004
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      #2
      heh hope that is a not so funny joke

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        • nofx
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          • Nov 2002
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            • Sosa
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              • Oct 2002
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              You being serious about this?

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                • TDF
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                  and I too,shall fight besides you
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                    • polish_aristocrat
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                      • Jul 2002
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                      #6
                      good luck mate
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                        • directfiesta
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 30135
                          #7
                          can you please bring a few others with you?
                          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                • sumphatpimp
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                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 5235
                                  #9
                                  hate to loose you.
                                  you are one of the few sensible fuckers on here.

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                                    • Roby
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                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 8035
                                      #10
                                      good luck to you
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                                        • BigRod
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                                          #11
                                          Wow, I don't think i will do that today
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                                            • SykkBoy2
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                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 19969
                                              #12
                                              Sly has inspired me...perhaps I'll enlist as well.....I'd love to fight shoulder to shoulder with one of thye greatest Patriots of our time in Sly...

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                                                • Libertine
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                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 17860
                                                  #13
                                                  Operation Rolling Thunder 2.0?
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                                                    • Gheenz
                                                      Here's Your Sign
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 2410
                                                      #14
                                                      You guys should enlist. I did two weeks ago (Army), I'm excited as hell to go.

                                                      See ya there
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                                                        • Basic_man
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                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 27360
                                                          #15
                                                          I hope it's a god damn joke ! :D
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                                                            • xclusive
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                                                              • Apr 2004
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                                                              #16
                                                              Follow your heart and I wish you luck

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                                                                • Pipecrew
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 14888
                                                                  #17
                                                                  You will be a great asset to the Marines, You will kick some ass.

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                                                                    • Triple 6
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                                                                      • Feb 2002
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      i would join myself, i would have done it years ago, but i had scoliosis in my teens and had back surgery for it, where they corrected my spine with metal rods and shit. I think that right there would disqualify me, even tho i should have no issue passing basic training and im already a damn good shot with both rifles and pistols.

                                                                      If anything id try and join the AF.... its weird that i have a huge phobia of flying on a plane (commerical) - i never been on one, but i wouldnt hesitate for one second to fly a fighter jet.
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                                                                        • Gheenz
                                                                          Here's Your Sign
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 2410
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Triple 6
                                                                          i would join myself, i would have done it years ago, but i had scoliosis in my teens and had back surgery for it, where they corrected my spine with metal rods and shit. I think that right there would disqualify me, even tho i should have no issue passing basic training and im already a damn good shot with both rifles and pistols.
                                                                          They would definitely disqualify you; they look for any and every reason to.
                                                                          Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                                                                            • BlueWire
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                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                              • 4628
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Well...its been nice nowing you

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                                                                                • Libertine
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                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 17860
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by punkworld
                                                                                  Operation Rolling Thunder 2.0?
                                                                                  (you're in a wheelchair, right? or did I completely mix you up with someone else?)
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                                                                                    • seeric
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                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 41917
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                      With all this talk of recruiting, I'm getting kind of excited. Apparently they're lessening the requirements? I guess I'll find out today! Shooting for the Marines, but the Army would be just as good.

                                                                                      Who wants my sites? Maybe I'll put them up on eBay.

                                                                                      DON'T FUCKING DO IT! ARE YOU INSANE? GEES!

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                                                                                        • fris
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                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 55679
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i hope you are kidding.

                                                                                          bush is at war with a country that didnt do anything.
                                                                                          bush cant even speak clearly for 10 mins
                                                                                          and billy ray cyrus has his own tv show.

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                                                                                            • Gabriel
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                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 4789
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                              With all this talk of recruiting, I'm getting kind of excited. Apparently they're lessening the requirements? I guess I'll find out today! Shooting for the Marines, but the Army would be just as good.

                                                                                              Who wants my sites? Maybe I'll put them up on eBay.

                                                                                              Are they allowing fat bastards now as well? If so sign me up.
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                                                                                                • AcidMax
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                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                  • 1827
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  OMG I have never seen such a bunch of wimps before, all of you are saying "Don't do it", jesus.

                                                                                                  I say go for it man, serve for your country, wether you like Bush or not, serving in the armed forces is something I think everyone should do.

                                                                                                  I am sure this is a joke, but if it wasn't I would say good luck.

                                                                                                  Serving in the Army was one of the best things I ever did.
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                                                                                                    • RRRED
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                      • 6754
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Sly That is soooo not funny. They'll use your ass for target practice!

                                                                                                      Even if they lowered the criteria it says in section IV paragraph 47: "NO SLOBS"

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                                                                                                        • Sly
                                                                                                          Let's do some business!
                                                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                                                          • 31376
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Funny responses.

                                                                                                          If the military would have taken me after high school, I would have enlisted. But, they never would have so now I peddle smut. If I didn't have a porn empire to run, I would even consider enlisting even now if I could.

                                                                                                          Everyone chooses different paths. In many countries serving in the military is mandatory. For those of you whining, I guess you should be glad you don't live there. Of course, not all countries are as "pro-active" as the United States is.

                                                                                                          It kind of makes me sad when I hear people looking down upon and making snide remarks about the men and women in the military. Why?
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                                                                                                            • JFK
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                              • 67373
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                                              Funny responses.

                                                                                                              If the military would have taken me after high school, I would have enlisted. But, they never would have so now I peddle smut. If I didn't have a porn empire to run, I would even consider enlisting even now if I could.

                                                                                                              Everyone chooses different paths. In many countries serving in the military is mandatory. For those of you whining, I guess you should be glad you don't live there. Of course, not all countries are as "pro-active" as the United States is.

                                                                                                              It kind of makes me sad when I hear people looking down upon and making snide remarks about the men and women in the military. Why?
                                                                                                              You tell em Sly

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                                                                                                                • AcidMax
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                                                                                                                  • May 2002
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                                                  Funny responses.

                                                                                                                  If the military would have taken me after high school, I would have enlisted. But, they never would have so now I peddle smut. If I didn't have a porn empire to run, I would even consider enlisting even now if I could.

                                                                                                                  Everyone chooses different paths. In many countries serving in the military is mandatory. For those of you whining, I guess you should be glad you don't live there. Of course, not all countries are as "pro-active" as the United States is.

                                                                                                                  It kind of makes me sad when I hear people looking down upon and making snide remarks about the men and women in the military. Why?

                                                                                                                  I agree it is very disturbing. Considering men and women have lost their lives for years to protect the rights we have today. People died so everyone on this board could either sell porn or view porn. These men and women who serve for our country are heroes every last one of them. Being a veteran myself, it pisses me off to see all these people act like joining the military is an awful thing, when most of them could probably gain a lot from being in the military.
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                                                                                                                    • Rich
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                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                      • 11486
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                                                      Everyone chooses different paths. In many countries serving in the military is mandatory. For those of you whining, I guess you should be glad you don't live there. Of course, not all countries are as "pro-active" as the United States is.

                                                                                                                      Pro active, lmfao, that's a nice way of putting it.

                                                                                                                      Only in America.

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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                                          #31
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                                                                                                                            • LittleSassy
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                                                                                                                              well, good luck to you matey...

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                                                                                                                                • Sly
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                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 31376
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Rich, do me a favor and go fuck with Rhino and Meta. No need to argue this point today. ;-)

                                                                                                                                  We'll agree to disagree. No reason to spend every hour of every day arguing about it.
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                                                                                                                                    • DateDoc
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                                                        • sextoyking
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                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 6034
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          If your young and want to travel, learn new things, grow up a bit, etc the military is just fine.

                                                                                                                                          I went in the army when I was 18 and did 3 years. I learned alot and had a good time.

                                                                                                                                          While I don't support bush or the administration at all, I do support the troops
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                                                                                                                                            • directfiesta
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                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 30135
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AcidMax
                                                                                                                                              People died so everyone on this board could either sell porn or view porn.
                                                                                                                                              LOL ... ROTFFLMHO ...
                                                                                                                                              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                                                                                                              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                                                                                                                                • iwantchixx
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                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Sly can run those new voice guided drones they are soon to be using. He's a pro when it comes to smooth talking equipment.

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                                                                                                                                                    • AcidMax
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                                                                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 1827
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by directfiesta
                                                                                                                                                      LOL ... ROTFFLMHO ...
                                                                                                                                                      It's not really funny. The men and women of the armed forces fight for all of our freedoms, not porn directly but they fight for our independence and if Al Qaeda had its way, we would live in caves.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Rich
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 11486
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                                                                                          Rich, do me a favor and go fuck with Rhino and Meta. No need to argue this point today. ;-)

                                                                                                                                                          We'll agree to disagree. No reason to spend every hour of every day arguing about it.
                                                                                                                                                          Me, argue? I just thought what you said was funny.

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                                                                                                                                                              Yeah right...
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                                                                                                                                                                • Rich
                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 11486
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by AcidMax
                                                                                                                                                                  It's not really funny. The men and women of the armed forces fight for all of our freedoms, not porn directly but they fight for our independence and if Al Qaeda had its way, we would live in caves.
                                                                                                                                                                  lmfao

                                                                                                                                                                  Now THAT'S funny.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • KRL
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 31429
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by directfiesta
                                                                                                                                                                      can you please bring a few others with you?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 22083
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I went in at 20 and stayed 7 years.

                                                                                                                                                                          One thing for sure, its not for everybody. I bet 75% of the GFY wimps couldnt make it thru the first week of basic training.

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                                                                                                                                                                              I was in the norwegian navy! What a waste!
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                                                                                                                                                                                • EZRhino
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Now is a good time to get in some good trigger time. yahooooooooo!

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • WarChild
                                                                                                                                                                                      Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 17263
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MrPheer
                                                                                                                                                                                      I went in at 20 and stayed 7 years.

                                                                                                                                                                                      One thing for sure, its not for everybody. I bet 75% of the GFY wimps couldnt make it thru the first week of basic training.
                                                                                                                                                                                      Probably closer to 99%
                                                                                                                                                                                      .

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • TheJimmy
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 10747
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                                                                                                                          Funny responses.

                                                                                                                                                                                          ...
                                                                                                                                                                                          It kind of makes me sad when I hear people looking down upon and making snide remarks about the men and women in the military. Why?

                                                                                                                                                                                          agreed, the 12 years I spent in the USAF were interesting to say the least...
                                                                                                                                                                                          I got to visit several countries, learn about some different cultures, eat different food, screw different hotties, buy interesting things, and come to a greater understanding of what is right about our country and what is wrong in comparison to others when they have it more right than we do...

                                                                                                                                                                                          oh and be a part of history during some interesting times...it's more fun (sometimes) to be in the mix than watching from the sidelines...





                                                                                                                                                                                          the 'war stories' I can tell my offspring when I'm old will be a tad more exciting than "One day at pr0n camp, I posted this l33t STFU pick, it so pwnd those n0bs....I rule"


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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Antonio
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 14136
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AcidMax
                                                                                                                                                                                              OMG I have never seen such a bunch of wimps before, all of you are saying "Don't do it", jesus.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I say go for it man, serve for your country, wether you like Bush or not, serving in the armed forces is something I think everyone should do.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I am sure this is a joke, but if it wasn't I would say good luck.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Serving in the Army was one of the best things I ever did.
                                                                                                                                                                                              Serving in the Army was on of the worst thing that happened to me, I want my 2 years back !!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                              Btw Sly is joking (I think)

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by A1R3K

                                                                                                                                                                                                  DON'T FUCKING DO IT! ARE YOU INSANE? GEES!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • BradM
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Go for it Sly, and good luck!

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