Am I the only one with sperm that smell like chlorine?

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-11-2005, 12:01 AM

oh shit that a bad sign , do a google search , you may die at any moment .. you need a case of dehydrated water ASAP

**Morgan** · 05-11-2005, 12:02 AM

you're fucked.

jk

**V_RocKs** · 05-11-2005, 12:03 AM

BTW... I have 1 son from my ex-wife so I doubt real chlorine is flowing when I spew....

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-11-2005, 12:03 AM

your diet usually makes your sperm smell differet so it must be something your eating..

**V_RocKs** · 05-11-2005, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

oh shit that a bad sign , do a google search , you may die at any moment .. you need a case of dehydrated water ASAP

NO WAY IN HELL I AM PAYING $200 FOR AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF WATER! Even if it will save my life!

**escorpio** · 05-11-2005, 12:04 AM

Drink lots of pineapple juice.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-11-2005, 12:05 AM

i hear eating fruit makes your sperm smell better ( apples )

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-11-2005, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by V_RocKs

NO WAY IN HELL I AM PAYING $200 FOR AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF WATER! Even if it will save my life!

DO I LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF SHYSTER ??

we are all friends here , i was only going to charge you $100

now you have hurt my feelings and im going to let you suffer with no dehydrated water..

**V_RocKs** · 05-11-2005, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

your diet usually makes your sperm smell differet so it must be something your eating..

Code:

 1. Females describe semen:

"Ajax cleaner"
"maybe salty"
"smells like Ajax, I no longer buy Ajax because of it. Instead I buy Mr. Clean, it's perfumed."
"thick Clorox"
"rancid Elmer's glue"
"tastes and smells like Brie cheese"
"It tastes like itself (it's kind of like asking what pepper tastes like)."
"Indescribable."
"It tasted like a thick, globby beer."
"I've discovered that although there is a general almond taste to all men -- different men taste a little differently AND depending on how much a man drinks, smokes, and what he's eating -- the semen ranges in bitterness. The less healthy he is the worst his semen tastes. Almost like Clorox at times."
"It tasted quite salty."
"I cannot compare the taste to anything else I have tasted because its flavor is unique. I can compare its taste to the smell of Clorox bleach. Semen tastes like bleach smells!"

Cool... Seems I am not the only one... Thanks for putting me on the right track there Smokey...

And another doctors Q&A page about the subject basically said that SALT in your diet is a cause for chlorinated smell in sperm...

I eat a lot of salt...

**Morgan** · 05-11-2005, 12:09 AM

asparagus

**V_RocKs** · 05-11-2005, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by escorpio

Drink lots of pineapple juice.

Interesting... There was a time back around the Vegas conf. when I was drinking Pineapple, apple and tropical fruit juice like it was going out of style and my girlfriend mentioned that my sperm wasn't so bad... I thought she was going to swallow that day... but she spit it out.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-11-2005, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by V_RocKs

Cool... Seems I am not the only one... Thanks for putting me on the right track there Smokey...

And another doctors Q&A page about the subject basically said that SALT in your diet is a cause for chlorinated smell in sperm...

I eat a lot of salt...

If im right about that i must be right about the dehydrated water cure also right ?? Quick paypal , no questions asked , shipped in a confidential envelope ermm i mean crate..

**BRISK** · 05-11-2005, 12:16 AM

Step 1 - Learn the difference between sperm and semen

**V_RocKs** · 05-11-2005, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by BRISK

Step 1 - Learn the difference between sperm and semen

Step 2 - Marry Bill Nye the Science Guy.

**Love Brokers** · 05-11-2005, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by V_RocKs

Interesting... There was a time back around the Vegas conf. when I was drinking Pineapple, apple and tropical fruit juice like it was going out of style and my girlfriend mentioned that my sperm wasn't so bad... I thought she was going to swallow that day... but she spit it out.

Right on with that pineapple juice. I read an article written by a female doctor who recommended pineapple juice to sweeten the cum. Asperegus, coffee, things like that give it the bitter taste. So, make David Murdock happy, buy lots of pineapples and pineapple juice.

**Vitasoy** · 05-11-2005, 01:06 AM

Yep.. plus pineapple juice rocks.

**gecko** · 05-11-2005, 01:36 AM

pineapple juice eh?

**V_RocKs** · 05-11-2005, 01:53 AM

Going to buy some of that and some cheap liquor.. Apparently at 5000 posts I became pimp and I have to break her off some pimp juice...?

**Praguer** · 05-11-2005, 03:23 AM

Originally posted by V_RocKs

.....In fact, I can see myself telling our kids why I married their mother when my kids are in the fourties... But anyway...

**Tempest** · 05-11-2005, 03:26 AM

Originally posted by V_RocKs

In another thread I just mentioned that my girlfriend gagged on my cock for the first time in our 10 year relationship. What a milestone! In fact, I can see myself telling our kids why I married their mother when my kids are in the fourties... But anyway...

Someone mentioned I should teach her to swallow... Now #1 she had gagged and thrown up... so swallowing would have been a bit hard I presume.

But #2... She complains that while my sperm might taste like salt, it smells very, very pungently like chlorine. The first time she complained about it I thought she was high or something so she jerked me onto her belly and told me to smell it. Dammit, she is right. It does smell like chlorine and if I was her I wouldn't swallow it either.

My ex-wife used to get sick to her stomache when she'd swallow my cum. Like violently sick almost as though she HAD SWALLOWED chlorine. But she never told me why she got sick and that my cum smelled like cleaning fluid.

So I am wondering, is it just me or does everyone smell like it?

Are you on any meds? I was on some meds and had something like that happen to me....

Also.. I'm hearing some good things about this...

http://www.sweetsecretions.com/

**Homer** · 05-11-2005, 03:28 AM

thats crazy, you should eat smth else

**jacked** · 05-11-2005, 03:33 AM

drink a lot of pineapple juice from what i hear it changes the scent and taste

**HarrytheNazi** · 05-11-2005, 05:40 AM

Lose some pounds fat boy.

**HpicAnn** · 05-11-2005, 06:00 AM

Eating less meat (and proteins) and more carbohydrates, vegetables and fresh fruits may improve semen taste and smell.

Semen Taste

**Holly** · 05-11-2005, 06:08 AM

My sperm tastes like cinnamon buns.

**MandyBlake** · 05-11-2005, 06:13 AM

i've never been with a guy who had THAT strong of a smell. but when we go to shoot bukkakes it smells like bleach. it's bad.
eat some pineapple.

**xXxtreme2005** · 05-11-2005, 06:18 AM

Dude you should get some semenex heres a link http://www.semenex.com

**V_RocKs** · 05-11-2005, 08:50 AM

Originally posted by xXxtreme2005

Dude you should get some semenex heres a link http://www.semenex.com

Hmm... this is definately worth a look... going to involve her so she feels like she is the one in control... reverse psychology!

**xXxtreme2005** · 05-11-2005, 09:40 AM

I got some for my girl after complaining and she wont suk me off with out me doing this for a few days

**Screaming** · 05-11-2005, 09:47 AM

its something you are eating, ask a doc

**Vic Lagina** · 05-11-2005, 09:53 AM

As everyone mentioned, pineapple juice.

Porn chicks also mentioned to me that beer and celery also helps.

But it all comes down to what you put in your body...if you eat a lot of high sodium fast food and you are a smoker, chances are your jizz will smell and taste bad.

If you eat healthily, chances are that your semen will reflect that in it's taste.

The things these chicks have to put up with, huh?

**blueb8llz** · 05-13-2005, 06:28 PM

hmm not too sure

**Jace** · 05-13-2005, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by BRISK

Step 1 - Learn the difference between sperm and semen

yeah, cause if you can smell your sperm, you need to be in some science field that is very top secret

Am I the only one with sperm that smell like chlorine?

Am I the only one with sperm that smell like chlorine?

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