Door to door canvasser (very scary story)

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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #1

    Door to door canvasser (very scary story)

    Okay this is a bit of a weird story.
    Anyways I am sitting around watching "Bad Santa" when there is a knock at the door. I put my hat on and walk to the door to answer it.

    There is a timid woman about 30 years old carrying a folder of papers and says:
    "Hi I am from the society against internet predetors"

    I am like cool a cause I wouldn't mind giving some money to. She continues on when I show interest about how they want to stop older people from getting young children (sexeducation ... the law is cracking down on people like you) to meet up with them and then abuse them.
    She also says sad situations occur where the children are forced into pornographic films. At this point I cringed and just said "uuggghhhh" and gave her 20 bucks and said good luck with the canvassing and their cause.


    Then I clued in about 5 minutes later why she was staring at me so damn weird and studdering her speech.












    "PornKings.com"
    On my hat.
  • Jace
    FBOP Class Of 2013
    • Jan 2004
    • 35562

    #2
    hahahha, nice

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    • Marcus Aurelius
      No Refunds Issued.
      • Apr 2003
      • 14809

      #3
      nice...hat works good on door to door momons also I imagine.

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      • BradM
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2003
        • 3397

        #4
        I felt bad. But then I was happy I gave money.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Was she licking her lips and flicking her hair?

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          • BradM
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 3397

            #6
            Originally posted by spunky1
            Was she licking her lips and flicking her hair?
            No. She seemed very offbeat.

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            • marzzo
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 2134

              #7
              I bet she was wet...

              ya know, down there..
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              • Marcus Aurelius
                No Refunds Issued.
                • Apr 2003
                • 14809

                #8
                Originally posted by spunky1
                Was she licking her lips and flicking her hair?

                she was actually just looking for work..

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                • NoCarrier
                  We need more free porn
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 16356

                  #9
                  Yeah, she was propably horny.

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                  • Axzar
                    Random Jackass
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 1837

                    #10
                    ahahahahahah!!!!

                    Did you have a doobie in your ear?

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                    • thatjen
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 290

                      #11
                      haha poor lady. I'm surprised she didn't run when she saw your hat.

                      I was a door to door canvasser once (for an environmental agency) and it was a pretty fun job.

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                      • cold_ice
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 3027

                        #12
                        Classic

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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271

                          #13
                          Originally posted by mdcq
                          she was actually just looking for work..
                          yeah...as your next model

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                          • pine
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 1373

                            #14
                            Nice!

                            I want a PornKings.com hat, too. Preferebly with Sunny Leone under it.
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                            • riosluts
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 5250

                              #15
                              hehe holy. hey maybe she didnt even notice the hat

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                              • pure energy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 4274

                                #16
                                oh shit...lots of nerve that woman has...
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