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  • Meta Ridley
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 3433

    #1

    Naughty Bank Sucks

    Naughty Bank:






    I don't give a shit how many times it's been said. You're banner is way out of line and way unprofessional. It' too loud, doesnt stop, and will loop every time you hit it, like when you try to move your mouse quick to get off it. Even if its still playing.
    Your advertising is LAME and CHEAP
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  • shermo

    #2
    Maybe so, but Allie's sites have amazing ratios and great retention.

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    • boobmaster
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2003
      • 6185

      #3
      Yeah, but she's got a hot voice.

      Seriously though, pissing potential affiliates off is probably not a good way of getting them to promote your sites.

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      • kronic
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2002
        • 964

        #4
        Damn man, I nearly pissed myself after I read the serious post and then scrolled down to the sig. That cracked me up.

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        • ace0r
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2001
          • 1410

          #5
          her site does well for sure, but i hate hearing that shit when i have my headphones on

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          • Tam
            Rude Bitch
            • Jan 2001
            • 8534

            #6
            Well up until today I hadn't heard it because I keep my volume on mute all the time, but I hit a link that required me to turn my volume way up and I forgot to shut it back off........ I came back here and loaded it........ and I hear someone screaming "fuck my pussy" or whatever, RIGHT as my 10 yr old and 15 yr old boys walked into the room where I am sitting.......

            THAT wasn't pleasant at all and was a little hard to get turned down while looking at THEIR horrified faces...... so I don't think *I* like this banner one damn bit either. I wasn't ready to have that blasting in my boys ears when all I did was hit refresh on this board......
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            • pornJester
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2001
              • 6138

              #7
              I agree that the banner is way annoying. At least have the voice stop if the mouse is moved off the banner. Very unprofessional


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              • boobmaster
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2003
                • 6185

                #8
                Like any business, adult sponsors won't listen untill there are consequences. If enough people say they will not promote your sites untill you change something, you'd be surprised at how fast things will change.

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                • Meta Ridley
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 3433

                  #9
                  Originally posted by boobmaster
                  Like any business, adult sponsors won't listen untill there are consequences. If enough people say they will not promote your sites untill you change something, you'd be surprised at how fast things will change.

                  Yeah , common courtesy surrenders.
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                  • Oracle Porn
                    Affiliate
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 24433

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Tam
                    Well up until today I hadn't heard it because I keep my volume on mute all the time, but I hit a link that required me to turn my volume way up and I forgot to shut it back off........ I came back here and loaded it........ and I hear someone screaming "fuck my pussy" or whatever, RIGHT as my 10 yr old and 15 yr old boys walked into the room where I am sitting.......

                    THAT wasn't pleasant at all and was a little hard to get turned down while looking at THEIR horrified faces...... so I don't think *I* like this banner one damn bit either. I wasn't ready to have that blasting in my boys ears when all I did was hit refresh on this board......
                    what did the 15 year old say?


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                    • Digipimp
                      BP4L OT DL
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 13481

                      #11
                      i think that shit fucking sucks too, sometimes you get it random whenever you're just refreshing the page and shit.

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                      • NaughtyAllie
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 1844

                        #12
                        Originally posted by shermsshack
                        Maybe so, but Allie's sites have amazing ratios and great retention.
                        Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
                        YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!!

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                        • Tam
                          Rude Bitch
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 8534

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                          what did the 15 year old say?
                          It isn't funny at ALL...... he just gave me this horrified look like I was doing it or something, they aren't used to hearing sounds coming from my computers. From the place they enter my office, I can see them coming before they walk up on me, but when there is NOISES coming from my computer, there isn't much way of closing anything before they HEAR it.


                          And I didn't mouseover anything, all I did was hit refresh....

                          I just wonder how many other parents have had this happen? It's a little awkward when you have kids and they walk up on something like that.
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                          • boobmaster
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 6185

                            #14
                            The thing that gets me is that it's just really BAD marketing. Naughty Cash is a successful program and I assume the people who built it know a little something about how to market their sites.

                            I am an adult webmaster looking for sponsors who can make me money, not a horney surfer looking to spank his lizzard. A woman screaming 'fuck that pussy' isn't gonna do much to convince me that the site will make me money. It might make me want to JOIN her site.

                            If I were a sponsor, I'd be embarrassed to have that banner representing my affiliate program, especially on a site that caters not to horney surfers, but to webmasters.

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                            • VIPimp
                              Marina WILL have my babies!
                              • May 2003
                              • 9234

                              #15
                              Originally posted by boobmaster
                              The thing that gets me is that it's just really BAD marketing. Naughty Cash is a successful program and I assume the people who built it know a little something about how to market their sites.

                              I am an adult webmaster looking for sponsors who can make me money, not a horney surfer looking to spank his lizzard. A woman screaming 'fuck that pussy' isn't gonna do much to convince me that the site will make me money. It might make me want to JOIN her site.

                              If I were a sponsor, I'd be embarrassed to have that banner representing my affiliate program, especially on a site that caters not to horney surfers, but to webmasters.
                              word

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                              • Tom_PMs
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 2049

                                #16
                                I commented in one of the other dozen or so threads about those banners that perhaps there should be steeper ad rates for "surfer" banners like those.

                                At the very LEAST, the sponsor in question should make the sounds die OnMouseout like ALL the other noisy flash banners here.

                                You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                                • Tam
                                  Rude Bitch
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 8534

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Tom_PM
                                  I commented in one of the other dozen or so threads about those banners that perhaps there should be steeper ad rates for "surfer" banners like those.

                                  At the very LEAST, the sponsor in question should make the sounds die OnMouseout like ALL the other noisy flash banners here.
                                  I expect that sort of thing on surfer oriented sites, and have seen it, so I am geared for it... but wasn't this one on a webmaster board..... and I didn't mouseover anything, so how do I mouseout? LOL
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                                  • Tom_PMs
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 2049

                                    #18
                                    I'm guessing your mouse was left in a place where the banner appeared, at least on the virtual page, lol. The one that says "oh yeah fuck that pussy" usually is on the bottom left..

                                    You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                                    • Tam
                                      Rude Bitch
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 8534

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Tom_PM
                                      I'm guessing your mouse was left in a place where the banner appeared, at least on the virtual page, lol. The one that says "oh yeah fuck that pussy" usually is on the bottom left..
                                      Nahh..... I hit the refresh button on the top of my browser..... so I know I didn't hit anything.... couldn't get to my mute button fast enough... and windows doesn't shut off as fast now as it did in Win 98......... so I was just left there with my face hanging out and a dumbass look on it.
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                                      • Meta Ridley
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 3433

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
                                        Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
                                        YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!!

                                        That's all you have to say????? No Sorry? No Ill change it? Nothing


                                        Pathetic.
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                                        • GTS Mark
                                          Vrume Mark
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 20912

                                          #21
                                          I don't like that banner sound either.

                                          Naughty Allie, why not take all this useful feedback you are getting and make some subtle changes.

                                          DH

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                                          • boobmaster
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 6185

                                            #22
                                            I think talking banners of any kind are just a really bad idea. If I was a surfer and hit a site with that banner on it, the LAST thing it would make me do is want to click on it and go to the site in question. If I had people in the other room, I'd be scrambling for a way to back out of the site or to shut down the sound so noone could hear it.

                                            Sometimes people do things just because they can. We have the technology to create talking banners so some sponsors will create them, regardless of whether they will be effective or not.

                                            I've always had the same feeling about multiple consoles. What is the point if all they do is crash the surfer's browser? You CAN'T buy a membership to a porn site if your browser is crashing, can you? Sponsors should be a little smarter than that, I think.

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                                            • TurboAngel
                                              H.B.I.C.
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 30122

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                                              Naughty Bank:






                                              I don't give a shit how many times it's been said. You're banner is way out of line and way unprofessional. It' too loud, doesnt stop, and will loop every time you hit it, like when you try to move your mouse quick to get off it. Even if its still playing.
                                              Your advertising is LAME and CHEAP


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                                              • emmanuelle
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 3662

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
                                                Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
                                                YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!!


                                                Excellent comeback!!!

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                                                • xxxdesign-net
                                                  My hips don't lie
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 10129

                                                  #25
                                                  yeah annoying as hell...

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                                                  • boobmaster
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 6185

                                                    #26
                                                    On the other hand, for all we know, Naughty Cash might have gotten a tremendous response from using this banner. It may well be the case that it is generating them a lot of new affiliates and, as such, it may be worth it to them to continue using it in spite of some complaints from a few pissed off webmasters who probably will never be NC affiliates anyway.

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                                                    • Linguist
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 1706

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                      ... it is generating them a lot of new affiliates ...
                                                      More like surfers who join the program for free content
                                                      315-310

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                                                      • Easton
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 9825

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
                                                        Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
                                                        YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!!
                                                        how many joins do i need to send to qualify too?
                                                        New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project.
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                                                        • Meta Ridley
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 3433

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                          On the other hand, for all we know, Naughty Cash might have gotten a tremendous response from using this banner. It may well be the case that it is generating them a lot of new affiliates and, as such, it may be worth it to them to continue using it in spite of some complaints from a few pissed off webmasters who probably will never be NC affiliates anyway.

                                                          Yes could true but just goes to show how pathetic naughty bank is.
                                                          People are complaining that the banner is affecting thier CHILDREN. That alone shoud be enough to generate a proper respons from naughty, but no. Oh well, some people are just lame.
                                                          Last edited by Meta Ridley; 07-08-2004, 06:58 PM.
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                                                          • Easton
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 9825

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                            On the other hand, for all we know, Naughty Cash might have gotten a tremendous response from using this banner.
                                                            what does NaughtyBank have to do with NaughtyCash???

                                                            New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project.
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                                                            • boobmaster
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 6185

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Easton
                                                              what does NaughtyBank have to do with NaughtyCash???

                                                              Shit! Nothing, I guess. Thanks for pointing out the error.

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                                                              • Digipimp
                                                                BP4L OT DL
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 13481

                                                                #32
                                                                they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here.

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                                                                • Drake
                                                                  Hello world!
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 12508

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                  they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here.

                                                                  Now THAT's effective marketing LOL!

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                                                                  • boobmaster
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                    • 6185

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                    they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here.

                                                                    You think so? If there are, they don't post that much. Most of the stuff I see is from webmasters.

                                                                    Of course, if they were really trying to get surfers, why would the banner point to the affiliate program page?

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                                                                    • Digipimp
                                                                      BP4L OT DL
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 13481

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                                      You think so? If there are, they don't post that much. Most of the stuff I see is from webmasters.

                                                                      Of course, if they were really trying to get surfers, why would the banner point to the affiliate program page?
                                                                      cause we have pretend webmasters on here

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                                                                      • wdsguy
                                                                        Ryde or Die
                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 19568

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
                                                                        Thanks Sherm! Please email your affiliate ID to allie at naughtybank dot com.
                                                                        YOU JUST GOT A RAISE!!!

                                                                        I find it funny that after all the criticism in this thread, their only response was the above.

                                                                        Ignoring the issue won't make it go away.

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                                                                        • boobmaster
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 6185

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Speaking of 'surfer banners', the Dark Cavern banner (umm Humm) isn't much better. (The one with the word 'slut' painted on the girl''s ass).

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                                                                          • Spunky
                                                                            I need a beer
                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                            • 133978

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Bad publicity is good publicity..keeps people talking and the focus is on them...how many times have we seen the same sort of advertising?

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                                                                            • Veterans Day
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 8403

                                                                              #39
                                                                              arrogant bitch, nice reply. Take some advice from potential money makers and lose the fuckin stupid moaning.
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                                                                              • wdsguy
                                                                                Ryde or Die
                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 19568

                                                                                #40
                                                                                fawk I just got hit by the banner again :-(

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                                                                                • Linguist
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                  • 1706

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                  Bad publicity is good publicity..keeps people talking and the focus is on them...how many times have we seen the same sort of advertising?
                                                                                  I don't think it's good publicity in this case, seeing how webmasters may just choose to stop promoting the program.
                                                                                  315-310

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                                                                                  • boobmaster
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                    • 6185

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                                    cause we have pretend webmasters on here
                                                                                    I'm sure there are a few of those here. But for surfers there are a hell of a lot more forums on the web which would better cater to their interests -- i.e., the ones which are always hotlinking my images.

                                                                                    Compared to such forums, there are very few pics in here.

                                                                                    I could see surfers reading this site with the intention of becomming adult webmasters. After all, we were all surfers once, weren't we?

                                                                                    There are, of course, a lot of LAZY webmasters in here who might look more like surfers than they do webmasters, people like me for instance.

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                                                                                    • boobmaster
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 6185

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I'd probably be more pissed if she didn't have such a damn sexy voice!

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                                                                                      • Theo
                                                                                        HAL 9000
                                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                                        • 34515

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                        Bad publicity is good publicity..keeps people talking and the focus is on them...how many times have we seen the same sort of advertising?

                                                                                        This can work on B2C, not on B2B

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                                                                                        • Meta Ridley
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 3433

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                          Bad publicity is good publicity..
                                                                                          I guess that's what there thinking.

                                                                                          I guess they wnat me bumping this thread every time I hear the banner
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                                                                                          • Veterans Day
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                                            • 8403

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Meta Ridley
                                                                                            I guess that's what there thinking.

                                                                                            I guess they wnat me bumping this thread every time I hear the banner
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                                                                                            • SleazyDream
                                                                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 41470

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i could listen to allie's voice again and again - it's soo fucking awesome.

                                                                                              if you don't like it - dont' come to gfy
                                                                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                              • bringer
                                                                                                i have man boobies
                                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                                • 13082

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                i could listen to allie's voice again and again - it's soo fucking awesome.

                                                                                                if you don't like it - dont' come to gfy
                                                                                                333-765-551

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                                                                                                • tony299
                                                                                                  lurker
                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                  • 57021

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Digipimp
                                                                                                  they use a banner like that on gfy cause they want signups from surfers not webmasters and we all know there are about a billion surfers on here.

                                                                                                  Sad but too true.

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                                                                                                  • DTK
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                                                    • 4546

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    The smugness with which they have handled the situation definitely turns me off
                                                                                                    Arguing whether the Democratic or Republican party is better is like debating which steaming pile of shit is slightly less stinky.

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