Originally Posted by sonofsam

You don't have a local classifieds you can look for bike listings? i'm sure someone would love to trade you

ring ring

them: hello?
you: hi i'm inquiring about the bike for sale, do you accept trade ins?
them: why yes we do, what do you have?
you: debbie does dallas, asia carrera unleashed, jenna jameson uncovered, paris hilton sex tape..... bukake party las vegas...
you: hello?.......hello?