Juicylinks is debating entering the Belly flop competition!

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  • Joesho
    want to get in shape
    • Jan 2003
    • 12329

    #1

    Juicylinks is debating entering the Belly flop competition!

    Rather than be a judge, although he is greatly concerned as to how pool water will effect his hair Gel products...

    any suggestion to help a silky smooth guido out?
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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    This is a big concern. I need some 5 lbs of gel in my hair to see if it withstand my flop

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    • MattO
      The O is for Oohhh
      • Feb 2003
      • 10861

      #3
      That would be interesting, his body would spash and his hair will bounce off the surface of the water.

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      • Babagirls
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        • Feb 2001
        • 18812

        #4
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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Originally posted by MattO
          That would be interesting, his body would spash and his hair will bounce off the surface of the water.

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          • Cory W
            Deeply shallow
            • Jan 2004
            • 9133

            #6
            If Juicy enters then I may have to throw my body into this event.

            I think there should be a MetroSexual Flop category. Maybe we can use props to help our cause, I am simply too skinny to create any real wake or splash!

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            • Joesho
              want to get in shape
              • Jan 2003
              • 12329

              #7
              We would of course need a judges ruling, on wether or not this extra 5lbs of Gel strategically placed will be an unfair advantage .....

              I am on the phone with the IOC (international oversized hairpeople comittee , for those of you not in the know) now we should have a ruling as to the effex on flopping soon.... they are currently in beta
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              • juicylinks
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                Originally posted by Joesho
                We would of course need a judges ruling, on wether or not this extra 5lbs of Gel strategically placed will be an unfair advantage .....

                I am on the phone with the IOC (international oversized hairpeople comittee , for those of you not in the know) now we should have a ruling as to the effex on flopping soon.... they are currently in beta

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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WEGCashCory
                  If Juicy enters then I may have to throw my body into this event.

                  I think there should be a MetroSexual Flop category. Maybe we can use props to help our cause, I am simply too skinny to create any real wake or splash!

                  Juicy?

                  I agree

                  I am talking with my Agent now and LAwyers to see if i should enter or not. I dont want to injure myself and lose any movie deals

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                  • Joesho
                    want to get in shape
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 12329

                    #10
                    If enough skinny guys apply we wil have a weight category break down so you skinny felas can be competitive too...
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                    • gsimm33
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 259

                      #11
                      Which day and what time is the contest?
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                      • Peter Romero
                        Long time no happy ending
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 10612

                        #12
                        Actually... a little water on your already planted hair gel brings the sloppiness back and makes it comb-able again after it gets hard & crunchy on your head. You just have to hurry to the surface & tread water feverishly until you get to the side of the pool so you don't over-soak it or wash it out. A blow dryer @ poolside may help styling, but don't drop that fucker in the pool or you will get a whole new hairstyle altogether.

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                        • juicylinks
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992

                          #13
                          Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                          Actually... a little water on your already planted hair gel brings the A blow dryer @ poolside may help styling, but don't drop that fucker in the pool or you will get a whole new hairstyle altogether.

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                          • JFK
                            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 67369

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Joesho
                            We would of course need a judges ruling, on wether or not this extra 5lbs of Gel strategically placed will be an unfair advantage .....

                            I am on the phone with the IOC (international oversized hairpeople comittee , for those of you not in the know) now we should have a ruling as to the effex on flopping soon.... they are currently in beta
                            This could be an ecological disaster, 5lbs of gel floating on top of the pool, Call out the enviromental procetcion agency

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                            • juicylinks
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992

                              #15
                              Originally posted by JFK
                              This could be an ecological disaster, 5lbs of gel floating on top of the pool, Call out the enviromental procetcion agency
                              we will need the EPA approval for this and a stand by unit on call

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                              • Tala
                                Fucked if I know
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 23368

                                #16
                                Originally posted by POV Porn guy
                                Actually... a little water on your already planted hair gel brings the sloppiness back and makes it comb-able again after it gets hard & crunchy on your head. You just have to hurry to the surface & tread water feverishly until you get to the side of the pool so you don't over-soak it or wash it out. A blow dryer @ poolside may help styling, but don't drop that fucker in the pool or you will get a whole new hairstyle altogether.

                                Recovering gel-addict from the 80's.

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                                • Joesho
                                  want to get in shape
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 12329

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by JFK
                                  This could be an ecological disaster, 5lbs of gel floating on top of the pool, Call out the enviromental procetcion agency
                                  good point, but we also have to think about the jelquing lube hmmmmmm are they the same product?
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                                  • Tala
                                    Fucked if I know
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 23368

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Joesho
                                    good point, but we also have to think about the jelquing lube hmmmmmm are they the same product?

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                                    • Reak
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 17920

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Tala

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                                      • Manowar
                                        jellyfish  
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 71528

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by JFK
                                        This could be an ecological disaster, 5lbs of gel floating on top of the pool, Call out the enviromental procetcion agency
                                        more like call out JFK to get exclusive pics

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                                        • Mike AI
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 3624

                                          #21
                                          Cory, I do not think Belly Flop is about size of spash, or even wake but rather the flight in the air, and a horizontal landing. It is about the noise that is made on impact, and the Ooohhhhsssss from the crowd.

                                          The belly flop is as much about pagentry as it is about the splash!


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                                          • Tala
                                            Fucked if I know
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 23368

                                            #22
                                            Will he attending with his entourage?



                                            (Sorry, it was just screaming for a photoshop, so I obliged.)

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                                            • juicylinks
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 122992

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Tala
                                              Will he attending with his entourage?



                                              (Sorry, it was just screaming for a photoshop, so I obliged.)

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                                              • Tala
                                                Fucked if I know
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 23368

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                It's going to be so cool to finally meet you.

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                                                • Jman
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                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 22833

                                                  #25
                                                  Hahaha I can just hear it...

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                                                  • Joesho
                                                    want to get in shape
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 12329

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by JMan
                                                    Hahaha I can just hear it...

                                                    Splouf....
                                                    The Jelquing sound? or the flopping sound?
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                                                    • brand0n
                                                      been very busy
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 26983

                                                      #27
                                                      ill get some girls to clean the birds after the spill

                                                      juicy, ive got a hook up at exxon, would you be willing to wear
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