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  • Sharky
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    • Mar 2002
    • 4938

    #1

    I will be the Bellyflop Grand Champion (Pic)

    I am Predicting that I will be The BellyFlop Grand Champion!



    This is true dedication to the art here folks! Notice there is no angle or tilt to my head or body. This is a true bellyflop! None of that Pussy-Chicken-Out-At-The-Last-Second-And-Tilt-My-Head-Or-Body-Shit!

    Bring it on Fat Fucks! I will be ready and waiting... All 330lbs of me! (Ok, I lost a few lbs, I am still pushing 310+)
    Sharky
  • NickPapageorgio
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    • Apr 2004
    • 8323

    #2

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    • jhauser
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      • Dec 2002
      • 2924

      #3
      Belly flop = ouchhhhhh
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      • =^..^=
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        • Jan 2002
        • 6935

        #4
        #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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        • kak_azn
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2004
          • 3055

          #5
          Nice got any pics afterwerds it depends how red you are to!

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          • Rob
            I'm a great bowler.
            • Nov 2003
            • 13310

            #6
            Belly Flops are for Pussies!

            If you want to impress me, do a Harvey Wallbanger! That's when you stand on the edge of the pool looking away from the water. Put your arms out, tilt your head back and just fall backwards into the water. Once you regain conciousness, you'll feel the razor sharp pains in your back for at least 2 days.

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            • Sharky
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 4938

              #7
              Originally posted by kak_azn
              Nice got any pics afterwerds it depends how red you are to!
              MikeAI might have got some, he was there. My wife, who snapped this pic, didn't get any after.
              Sharky

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              • Sharky
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 4938

                #8
                Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                Belly Flops are for Pussies!

                If you want to impress me, do a Harvey Wallbanger! That's when you stand on the edge of the pool looking away from the water. Put your arms out, tilt your head back and just fall backwards into the water. Once you regain conciousness, you'll feel the razor sharp pains in your back for at least 2 days.
                I've done much worse. When I was a lifeguard I attempted to do a single backflip from the high dive (5Meter springboard). I overextended and got my back pretty damn good.

                I've done bellyflops from the same springboard. No biggy. They hurt for a bit, but no worse than a sunburn.
                Sharky

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                • Floridiot
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                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1346

                  #9


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                  • mary34d
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                    • Aug 2003
                    • 3358

                    #10
                    LOL


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                    • hova
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 22430

                      #11
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                      • RyanL
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 1145

                        #12
                        haha that's a great picture!

                        I'm too much of a pussy to do a belly flop!
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                        • =^..^=
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 6935

                          #13
                          Bring on the urban legends!

                          im sure everyone has heard about someone who belly smacked and their skin split open and their guts fell out and floated through the pool
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                          • jimmyf
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                            • Feb 2001
                            • 12651

                            #14
                            My money is on you sharky.

                            You've been working out.
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                            • Sharky
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                              • Mar 2002
                              • 4938

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jimmyf
                              My money is on you sharky.

                              You've been working out.
                              I've been practic9ing for years. Everyone has their art, and this is my art!

                              Sharky

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                              • Joesho
                                want to get in shape
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 12329

                                #16
                                Sharkey looks to be a great competitor, however in the end THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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                                • Sharky
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                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 4938

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Joesho
                                  Sharkey looks to be a great competitor, however in the end THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
                                  The challenge is On!

                                  I will speak to MIkeAI later today and confirm Purecash's sponsorship of my Belly Real estate!

                                  I am taking Bids! Think of the exposure your company will get to have your logo on the belly of the Grand Champion!
                                  Support me, and I will not let you down! If the demand is there, I will sell both left and right tit space as well!
                                  Sharky

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                                  • NickPapageorgio
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 8323

                                    #18


                                    I got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothin'.

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                                    • Mike AI
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 3624

                                      #19
                                      Sharky PureCash is definately sponsoring you, and will have PureCash right across the belly!!


                                      I do not have a photo of you doing a bellyflop, but I do have a cannonball from your daughter's b-day party!




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                                      • TweetyBird
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                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 8532

                                        #20
                                        ouch, hehe
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                                        • Sharky
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 4938

                                          #21
                                          It's official!

                                          Purecash has bought my belly! Break out the Bubbly - The Competition has been decided.

                                          ;-)
                                          Sharky

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                                          • kmanrox
                                            aka K-Man
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 29295

                                            #22
                                            i love it!
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                                            • EviLGuY
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 12745

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sharky
                                              I am Predicting that I will be The BellyFlop Grand Champion!



                                              This is true dedication to the art here folks! Notice there is no angle or tilt to my head or body. This is a true bellyflop! None of that Pussy-Chicken-Out-At-The-Last-Second-And-Tilt-My-Head-Or-Body-Shit!

                                              Bring it on Fat Fucks! I will be ready and waiting... All 330lbs of me! (Ok, I lost a few lbs, I am still pushing 310+)
                                              LOL.. thats some fine form you have there. I am guessing you'll do quite well.

                                              (take some after shots when you get all red.. )

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                                              • Joesho
                                                want to get in shape
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 12329

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by sharky
                                                It's official!

                                                Purecash has bought my belly! Break out the Bubbly - The Competition has been decided.

                                                ;-)

                                                I wish you well young grasshoppa.....

                                                this is truley the MASTERS tournament...

                                                and skills from all forms of known modern arts of flopping will be on display....

                                                what do you think should be the Boobie prizes?
                                                I think we must have a trophy for the grand champion too, sorta like the stanley cup, and each year the winner gets to take it home...
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                                                • Sharky
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 4938

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                                  LOL.. thats some fine form you have there. I am guessing you'll do quite well.

                                                  (take some after shots when you get all red.. )
                                                  I'm sure there will be plenty of Camera's to capture the red!
                                                  Sharky

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                                                  • Sharky
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 4938

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Joesho
                                                    I wish you well young grasshoppa.....

                                                    this is truley the MASTERS tournament...

                                                    and skills from all forms of known modern arts of flopping will be on display....

                                                    what do you think should be the Boobie prizes?
                                                    I think we must have a trophy for the grand champion too, sorta like the stanley cup, and each year the winner gets to take it home...
                                                    Do me a favor, don't mention a Porn name on the trophy. When I take it home, I would liek to display it in my office:-))
                                                    Sharky

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                                                    • Tanker
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                                                      • Nov 2000
                                                      • 9287

                                                      #27
                                                      Where is Jman that little french canadian can Flop

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                                                      • Tanker
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                                                        • Nov 2000
                                                        • 9287

                                                        #28
                                                        Jman does them so dead on they leave bruises

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                                                        • benc
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 788

                                                          #29
                                                          If you spray the surface of the water with a hose or something, the surface tension of the water will be broken and probably not hurt that much.
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                                                          • Sharky
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                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 4938

                                                            #30
                                                            I'm betting their won't be a hose handy at the Pool.
                                                            Sharky

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                                                            • Sharky
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 4938

                                                              #31
                                                              OK.. I went looking thru pics and realized we did have an after shot with the red marks. Not so much, but good enough for you to see the space Purecash has bought!

                                                              Sharky

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                                                              • NickPapageorgio
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 8323

                                                                #32


                                                                I been practicin' too

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                                                                • Joesho
                                                                  want to get in shape
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 12329

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sharky
                                                                  I'm betting their won't be a hose handy at the Pool.
                                                                  No worries I always carry a spare hose in my front pocket!
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                                                                  • coolfuck
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                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                    • 2440

                                                                    #34
                                                                    is there any "after" pics ;)
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                                                                    • Mike AI
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 3624

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Hey Joe -

                                                                      Stanley Cup is in Tampa.

                                                                      Sharky is in Tampa.

                                                                      Coincidence?


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                                                                      • EviLGuY
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 12745

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by NickPapageorgio


                                                                        I been practicin' too
                                                                        ROFL.. thats just fucked up man. I love it.

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                                                                        • Joesho
                                                                          want to get in shape
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 12329

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Mike AI
                                                                          Hey Joe -

                                                                          Stanley Cup is in Tampa.

                                                                          Sharky is in Tampa.

                                                                          Coincidence?
                                                                          yep, so as theey say the Lightning never stike twice!
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                                                                          • brizzad
                                                                            holla
                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                            • 11769

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Mike AI
                                                                            Sharky PureCash is definately sponsoring you, and will have PureCash right across the belly!!


                                                                            I do not have a photo of you doing a bellyflop, but I do have a cannonball from your daughter's b-day party!




                                                                            lol it looks like that little kid is trying hard to get away, but he has nowhere else to go

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                                                                            • Basic_man
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                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 27360

                                                                              #39
                                                                              fat ass dude!
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                                                                              • Babagirls
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                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 18812

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                                Belly Flops are for Pussies!

                                                                                ..... Once you regain conciousness, you'll feel the razor sharp pains in your back for at least 2 days.





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                                                                                • Sharky
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                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 4938

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Joesho
                                                                                  yep, so as theey say the Lightning never stike twice!
                                                                                  Obviously you haven't been following the news here lately. There is a famnily that was hit with 2-3 strikes of lighning.. all in the same area.

                                                                                  lol
                                                                                  Sharky

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                                                                                  • Joesho
                                                                                    want to get in shape
                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                    • 12329

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by sharky
                                                                                    Obviously you haven't been following the news here lately. There is a famnily that was hit with 2-3 strikes of lighning.. all in the same area.

                                                                                    lol
                                                                                    good point, Lightning hits everything in florida more than once huh....LOL but none the less, JMan is early on crowd favorite it appears....

                                                                                    I am telling you all, look out for the number one pick in the draft, the rookie Nickpappageorgio.....

                                                                                    The kid has got some game to him.

                                                                                    this aint your grandmas pool out at the house.. kids this one is for real...
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                                                                                    • Sharky
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 4938

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Joesho
                                                                                      good point, Lightning hits everything in florida more than once huh....LOL but none the less, JMan is early on crowd favorite it appears....

                                                                                      I am telling you all, look out for the number one pick in the draft, the rookie Nickpappageorgio.....

                                                                                      The kid has got some game to him.

                                                                                      this aint your grandmas pool out at the house.. kids this one is for real...

                                                                                      I'm ready and prepared to take home the bacon;-)

                                                                                      Jman is no competition for me!
                                                                                      Sharky

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                                                                                      • Peaches
                                                                                        Old broad
                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 13933

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        This is going to be a great competition

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                                                                                        • juicylinks
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                          • 122992

                                                                                          #45

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                                                                                          • Tom_PMs
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                                                            • 2049

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Shit, sharky. Check out your first pic at how the water is shying away from the contact, hehehe

                                                                                            You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                                                                                            • Manowar
                                                                                              jellyfish  
                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 71528

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              thats one great in action shot

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                                                                                              • Sharky
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                                                • 4938

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Tom_PM
                                                                                                Shit, sharky. Check out your first pic at how the water is shying away from the contact, hehehe
                                                                                                That water has suffered my wrath many times. It knows who is boss!
                                                                                                Sharky

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                                                                                                • Penrod
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                  • 3580

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I put my money on Sharky.

                                                                                                  Tommy Bahama should sponsor you.

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                                                                                                  • Mike AI
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                                    • 3624

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by sharky
                                                                                                    That water has suffered my wrath many times. It knows who is boss!
                                                                                                    Sharky brings the pain!!


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