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  • boobmaster
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 6185
    #1

    I just took the perfect shit

    The stool came out in light brown unbroken clumps, and was soft enough to not aggravate my hemorrhoids. It also came out fast, so I didn't have to sit cramping on the toilet for 20 minutes. And because I didn't strain my bowels, I didn't get that 'sore' feeling you sometimes get after taking a shit. If all my dumps could be as pleasurable as this one was, I'd be a happy man.

    I'd rate this dump a perfect 10.
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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727
      #2
      Good for you...

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Congrats....Pics?

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            • liquidmoe
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 4994
              #4
              First, this thread is meaningless without a pic, or even better yet a full vid.

              Second, by saying its a perfect 10, you are shooting yourself in the foot because you can no longer expect to experience any higher form of extasy. By all means you should just kill yourself now, as this is truly, the peak of euphoria.

              Take Luck!

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                • TheJimmy
                  ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 10747
                  #5
                  ahh, but was it also a ONE wipe wonder?

                  now THAT would make it a solid 10/11...
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                    • MiSsBeHeaDReSs
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 534
                      #6
                      Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, ram, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

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                        • boobmaster
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 6185
                          #7
                          Originally posted by TheJimmy
                          ahh, but was it also a ONE wipe wonder?

                          now THAT would make it a solid 10/11...
                          Actually, a wipe and a half, but that was due to a slip, so I should lose any points for it on the judges cards.

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                            • boobmaster
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 6185
                              #8
                              Originally posted by spunky1
                              Congrats....Pics?
                              I already flushed it. Sorry!

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                                • NoCarrier
                                  We need more free porn
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 16356
                                  #9
                                  What's your rating on that one?

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                                    • Marcus Aurelius
                                      No Refunds Issued.
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 14809
                                      #10

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                                        • boobmaster
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 6185
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                          What's your rating on that one?

                                          DISGUSTING IMAGE DELETED
                                          Is that shit or puke, or both?

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                                            • MrIzzz
                                              If u touch it, I will cum
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 22923
                                              #12
                                              a perfect shit is like a perfect orgasm


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                                                • boobmaster
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 6185
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by liquidmoe
                                                  First, this thread is meaningless without a pic, or even better yet a full vid.
                                                  I knew the scat people would find this thread eventually.

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                                                    • mardigras
                                                      Bon temps!
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 14194
                                                      #14
                                                      Can always count on GFY for a shitty day...

                                                      thanks to SOME bastards...
                                                      .

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                                                        • TheJimmy
                                                          ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 10747
                                                          #15
                                                          wipe & a half still ranks high if it was due to human error....that's a 10/11 point crap for sure...

                                                          wiping wetness only rocks...down about two to three tablespoons of psyillium husks a day or every other day in some milk or whatever and you'll get a lot of those....that stuff makes for awesome craps...


                                                          damm I'm feeling grandpa old now talking about what makes good shits...
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                                                            • =^..^=
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 6935
                                                              #16
                                                              they say that if you are in top health , when you shit and wipe - the paper shouldn't have any shit on it after you wipe, coz your ass has no skiddies

                                                              i've expereinced it a couple of times
                                                              feels great
                                                              #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                                                • chodadog
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 9736
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by TheJimmy
                                                                  ahh, but was it also a ONE wipe wonder?

                                                                  now THAT would make it a solid 10/11...
                                                                  Dude. What about the teflon coated turd? You go the wipe and realise you didn't even need to. It's a bizarre phenomenon!
                                                                  26 + 6 = 1

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                                                                    • rakeback
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 405
                                                                      #18
                                                                      The perfect 10 deuce is one that requires no effort, had perfect timing, and requires no wiping.

                                                                      Did you have all three conditions?
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                                                                        • =^..^=
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 6935
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by chodadog
                                                                          Dude. What about the teflon coated turd? You go the wipe and realise you didn't even need to. It's a bizarre phenomenon!
                                                                          thats what i was referring to.

                                                                          if you get a TEflon Tuird you know your body is healthy
                                                                          #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                                                            • Down_Under
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 262
                                                                              #20
                                                                              feels good

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                                                                                • AnalProbe
                                                                                  pain in the Ass
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 3727
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Great thread.

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                                                                                    • BlueQuartz
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 1971
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I love a good shit!

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                                                                                        • RyuLion
                                                                                          ClubDomCash.com
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 32371
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                          What's your rating on that one?
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                                                                                            • kowntafit
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 4667
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Nothing beats a good shit.

                                                                                              This is where my next million is coming from!

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                                                                                                • JoeB
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 396
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • AnalProbe
                                                                                                      pain in the Ass
                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                      • 3727
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by kowntafit
                                                                                                      Nothing beats a good shit.
                                                                                                      A good piss after holding up for several hours ?

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                                                                                                        • WicKed NinJas
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                          • 965
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I can think of few things better than a good dump.
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                                                                                                            • pxxx
                                                                                                              First African GFY Member
                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                              • 12114
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Thanks for sharing

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                                                                                                                • Shonine
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                  • 201
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Sounds like you had a great shit. I had one about 2 weeks ago that I am very proud of. Keep up the good work


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                                                                                                                    • AnalProbe
                                                                                                                      pain in the Ass
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                      • 3727
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      We should have more threads like this.

                                                                                                                      Yesterday I had a good meal.

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                                                                                                                        • Face (o_0)
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                                          • 2617
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                                                          What's your rating on that one?
                                                                                                                          eeeeeewww.... accuracy 0%

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                                                                                                                            • johnbosh
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                              • 8965
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              :p

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                                                                                                                                • Makingcoin
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                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 8919
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Thanks for the visual.

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                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 7040
                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • KDizzla
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                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 1795
                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                            • hova
                                                                                                                                              Traffillionaire
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 22430
                                                                                                                                              #36
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                                                                                                                                                • doornx
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 2531
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  AHAHAaaa...these threads crack me up for some reason..talking real serious about taking a shit
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                                                                                                                                                    • piskas
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 1002
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Nice dude keep up the good work
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                                                                                                                                                        • SomeCreep
                                                                                                                                                          :glugglug
                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 26118
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I shat about 10 minutes ago

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                                                                                                                                                            • Basic_man
                                                                                                                                                              Programming King Pin
                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 27360
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                                                                                              What's your rating on that one?
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                                                                                                                                                                • gangbangjoe
                                                                                                                                                                  Ronin
                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 17693
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                                                                                                  Congrats....Pics?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Corleone
                                                                                                                                                                      C.R.E.A.M
                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 15262
                                                                                                                                                                      #42

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                                                                                                                                                                        • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 40377
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          ban this idiot
                                                                                                                                                                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Lykos
                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 31027
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Headless
                                                                                                                                                                              Good for you...

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                                                                                                                                                                                • EviLGuY
                                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 12745
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                                                                                                                  What's your rating on that one?
                                                                                                                                                                                  Thats about a 3. Or a 7 if its not something you have to clean up. Away dumps rock.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • bjjb
                                                                                                                                                                                      Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 13074
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by boobmaster
                                                                                                                                                                                      The stool came out in light brown unbroken clumps, and was soft enough to not aggravate my hemorrhoids. It also came out fast, so I didn't have to sit cramping on the toilet for 20 minutes. And because I didn't strain my bowels, I didn't get that 'sore' feeling you sometimes get after taking a shit. If all my dumps could be as pleasurable as this one was, I'd be a happy man.

                                                                                                                                                                                      I'd rate this dump a perfect 10.
                                                                                                                                                                                      What... no pics??? jeeeeez

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • roaringleo
                                                                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 26
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                                                                                                                          Congrats....Pics?
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