When I masterbate, I make more sales!

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  • Paraskass
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 5829
    #1

    When I masterbate, I make more sales!

    Direct correlation.
    Must be because of the porn Gods.

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    • wdsguy
      Ryde or Die
      • Dec 2002
      • 19568
      #2
      ejaculation clears the semen that clouds your vision thus enabling you to see your stats page clearer.

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        • Paraskass
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 5829
          #3
          Originally posted by wdsguy
          ejaculation clears the semen that clouds your vision thus enabling you to see your stats page clearer.
          that could be it.

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            • CamsProfit
              Registered User
              • Jul 2004
              • 87
              #4
              its in your immagination - or possibly - your vision is blurry without the release
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                • mardigras
                  Bon temps!
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 14194
                  #5
                  If I masturbate you can I make some sales too?















                  Well?
                  .

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                    • Pleasurepays
                      BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 11913
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Paraskass
                      Direct correlation.
                      Must be because of the porn Gods.
                      you should just created a password for yourself so you did not have to join your own sites to jerk off.

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                        • EviLGuY
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 12745
                          #7
                          The porn gods are happy.. you are making many offerings to them.

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                            • Paraskass
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 5829
                              #8
                              Originally posted by EviLGuY
                              The porn gods are happy.. you are making many offerings to them.
                              so is Kleenex.

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                                • punker barbie
                                  Meow Meow!!!
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 10232
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Paraskass
                                  Direct correlation.
                                  Must be because of the porn Gods.

                                  yup gotta show luv to the porn gods!
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                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 40377
                                      #10
                                      I stopped masturbating 2 hours ago, does it mean the sales will stop ?
                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                        • rickholio
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 1914
                                          #11
                                          It's time to play...

                                          WANKING FOR DOLLAS!
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                                            • maxdaname
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 5193
                                              #12
                                              MastERbating is fun!

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                                                • pxxx
                                                  First African GFY Member
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 12114
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                  ejaculation clears the semen that clouds your vision thus enabling you to see your stats page clearer.
                                                  rofl, that was a good explaination for it.

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                                                    • dennisthemenace
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 2668
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                      Direct correlation.
                                                      Must be because of the porn Gods.

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                                                        • fr8
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 5074
                                                          #15
                                                          They love the sweet nector. Beat off 3+ times a day to really please them.
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                                                            • iwantchixx
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 12860
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                              Direct correlation.
                                                              Must be because of the porn Gods.
                                                              is it possible you are a star on a gay reality cam site?

                                                              j/k bud

                                                              would make more sense than cosmic forces causing more sale though

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                                                                • Rankings
                                                                  Adult SEO
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 10633
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Wel if it aint broke, don't fix it.
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                                                                    • digifan
                                                                      The Profiler
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 14618
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by punker barbie
                                                                      yup gotta show luv to the porn gods!
                                                                      Sure thing
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