I REFUSE to have sex with myself anymore.

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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #1

    I REFUSE to have sex with myself anymore.

    When I first started it was romantic. I'd take myself out to dinner first. Tell some jokes and buy some expensive champaign. But as time went on I became more and more lax. I took myself for granted and stopped putting forth the effort that I used to.

    It used to be "Oh sweetie you are so damn good looking let's go somewhere quiet to talk."
    Now it is "I'm horny wanna have a go?"

    Now I know how women feel. This sort of insensitivity hurts a relationship.
  • AVM
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    • Feb 2004
    • 1890

    #2

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    • fudpuck
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      • May 2004
      • 885

      #3
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      • egonetworks
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        • Jan 2004
        • 6706

        #4

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        • Phoenix
          BACON BACON BACON
          • Nov 2002
          • 35475

          #5
          i say you last one day
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          • kimzar
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            • Mar 2004
            • 1874

            #6

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            • BradM
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 3397

              #7
              Originally posted by Phoenix
              i say you last one day
              I'm in the dog house right now and I don't forsee any making up any time soon.

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              • Reak
                So Fucking Banned
                • Mar 2003
                • 17920

                #8
                good idea

                i'm still thinking about it..

                not sure

                it's pretty sexy

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                • Rankings
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10633

                  #9
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                  • emmanuelle
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 3662

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    I'm in the dog house right now and I don't forsee any making up any time soon.

                    Your mom kicked you out of her sewing room and is making you sleep outside?

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                    • Phoenix
                      BACON BACON BACON
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 35475

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      I'm in the dog house right now and I don't forsee any making up any time soon.
                      treat yourself to a steak dinner..im sure you will make up with yourself


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                      • BradM
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3397

                        #12
                        Originally posted by emmanuelle
                        Your mom kicked you out of her sewing room and is making you sleep outside?

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                        • Face (o_0)
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 2617

                          #13

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                          • DavieVegas
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6117

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BradM
                            When I first started it was romantic. I'd take myself out to dinner first. Tell some jokes and buy some expensive champaign. But as time went on I became more and more lax. I took myself for granted and stopped putting forth the effort that I used to.

                            It used to be "Oh sweetie you are so damn good looking let's go somewhere quiet to talk."
                            Now it is "I'm horny wanna have a go?"

                            Now I know how women feel. This sort of insensitivity hurts a relationship.
                            I normally ask em if they want a slumber party and if they do spend the night i just try to sneak it in there ear
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                            • LasseKongos
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 4668

                              #15
                              i give you 24 hours and then you are back in old style

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                              • MinX
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                                • Jun 2004
                                • 417

                                #16
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                                • punker barbie
                                  Meow Meow!!!
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 10232

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BradM
                                  When I first started it was romantic. I'd take myself out to dinner first. Tell some jokes and buy some expensive champaign. But as time went on I became more and more lax. I took myself for granted and stopped putting forth the effort that I used to.

                                  It used to be "Oh sweetie you are so damn good looking let's go somewhere quiet to talk."
                                  Now it is "I'm horny wanna have a go?"

                                  Now I know how women feel. This sort of insensitivity hurts a relationship.

                                  brad your a funny bunny!
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                                  • 4Pics
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                                    • Dec 2001
                                    • 7952

                                    #18
                                    if you don't have sex with yourself, then you won't be having any sex though.

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                                    • arial
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 4012

                                      #19
                                      I joined a group called "Masterbaters Anonymous" they made us play a game called "Cracker Circle"

                                      Where all the guys get around in a circle and jerk off on the crackers on the floor and the last guy to blow his load has to eat them. Very sad day, thank god I'm a minute man.

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                                      • punker barbie
                                        Meow Meow!!!
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 10232

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by arial
                                        I joined a group called "Masterbaters Anonymous" they made us play a game called "Cracker Circle"

                                        Where all the guys get around in a circle and jerk off on the crackers on the floor and the last guy to blow his load has to eat them. Very sad day, thank god I'm a minute man.

                                        ewwwwwwwwwww, thats yuckie!
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                                        • B40
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                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 7020

                                          #21
                                          haha

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                                          • ZanyCash Larry
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                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 1057

                                            #22
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                                            • Big Cheese
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 473

                                              #23
                                              Just think, the longer you hold out, the better the makeup sex will be

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                                              • fr8
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 5074

                                                #24
                                                Umm...Good luck.
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