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  • Shortbus McGee
    Registered User
    • Nov 2003
    • 70

    #1

    What's red, wet, and crawls up your leg?

    A homesick abortion.

    Carry on.
  • Corleone
    C.R.E.A.M
    • Apr 2003
    • 15262

    #2
    whats blue , big , lives under the earth and is eating stones?


    the big blue stone eater

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    • Vitasoy
      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
      • Oct 2003
      • 58202

      #3
      that is sick!


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      • Shortbus McGee
        Registered User
        • Nov 2003
        • 70

        #4
        Originally posted by Corleone
        whats blue , big , lives under the earth and is eating stones?


        the big blue stone eater
        Originally posted by Vitasoy
        that is sick!
        No shit. And I thought mine was bad.

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        • StuartD
          Sofa King Band
          • Jul 2002
          • 29903

          #5
          Originally posted by Shortbus McGee
          A homesick abortion.

          Carry on.
          Translation:

          "Shortbus McGee.

          Carry on.
          This is me on facebook
          This is me on twitter

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          • mrthumbs
            salad tossing sig guy
            • Apr 2002
            • 11702

            #6
            Originally posted by Shortbus McGee
            No shit. And I thought mine was bad.

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            • Shortbus McGee
              Registered User
              • Nov 2003
              • 70

              #7
              Originally posted by MaskedMan
              Translation:

              "Shortbus McGee.

              Carry on.
              Who's laughing now BIATCH!

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              • prostock
                On probation
                • Jun 2002
                • 4160

                #8
                Originally posted by Corleone
                whats blue , big , lives under the earth and is eating stones?


                the big blue stone eater
                FUCKIN HILARIOUS

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                • Marcus Aurelius
                  No Refunds Issued.
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 14809

                  #9
                  Whats blue, swollen, and untouched by the hand of a woman?


























                  Your balls.

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                  • Jennie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 2018

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mdcq
                    Whats blue, swollen, and untouched by the hand of a woman?




























                    Your balls.







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                    • chodadog
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 9736

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Shortbus McGee
                      No shit. And I thought mine was bad.
                      26 + 6 = 1

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                      • Basic_man
                        Programming King Pin
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 27360

                        #12
                        so fuckin' sick !
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                        • Global Dialers
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2004
                          • 1349

                          #13
                          whats red and goes SPLATT!





















                          a baby thrown at a wall
                          the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners.
                          the rest of thegalleries are free placements.

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                          • Global Dialers
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2004
                            • 1349

                            #14
                            whats white and bounces up and down in a stroller
















































                            sexeducations ass
                            the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners.
                            the rest of thegalleries are free placements.

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                            • Marcus Aurelius
                              No Refunds Issued.
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 14809

                              #15
                              whats blue sits in a corner and waves its arms wildly?



                              A baby with a wal-mart bag on its head.

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                              • kowntafit
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 4667

                                #16
                                I don't think I know any jokes in this league.

                                This is where my next million is coming from!

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                                • SlickCash Sarah
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 2055

                                  #17
                                  Gross!

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                                  • stocktrader23
                                    Let's do some business.
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 18781

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Global Dialers
                                    whats white and bounces up and down in a stroller



                                    sexeducations ass
                                    You win!


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