Originally Posted by ListYourPorn

Ah European footy...takes me back when we used to sing this;

My old man said be a tottenham an,
I said fuck off bollox youre a hahahaha,
We'll take the Tottenham in half a minute,
We'll take the Shed (and) all that's in it,
With hatchets and hammers,
Carving knives and spanners,
We'll show those West Ham bastards how to fight!