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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    Norwegian firefighters KICK ASS

    One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around.

    When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved and I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."

    But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

    From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Norwegians, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant..... and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

    Outside the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norsk old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

    The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norsk fire fighters. The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

    "Vell," said Ole Lars, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing ve do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"
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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #2
    Hahahaha classic.

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    • chodadog
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 9736

      #3
      Haha.
      26 + 6 = 1

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      • whee
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2002
        • 1375

        #4
        Semi funny
        http://www.nightstation.com

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Heh Heh

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          • pine
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 1373

            #6
            I laughed. I can admit that.
            unattended error: ID 10 T. Check connection between keyboard and chair.

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            • Khun
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2004
              • 1239

              #7
              lol
              Sig is on vacation... (I wish I could vacation as long as my sig has...)

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              • wyldblyss
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 5779

                #8
                I laughed too, never thought during the joke it would be the brakes. Thanks for sharing.

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                • CDSmith
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2001
                  • 51460

                  #9
                  Where the hell are all the Norwegians? I know they're here somewhere.
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                  • bllott
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                    • Mar 2004
                    • 2368

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                    One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around.

                    When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved and I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."

                    But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

                    From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Norwegians, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant..... and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

                    Outside the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norsk old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

                    The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norsk fire fighters. The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

                    "Vell," said Ole Lars, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing ve do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"
                    for a moment there when I saw that title i thought it would be a thread with some pictures of gay firefighters.. but luckily it didn't turn out like that for now at least

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                    • CDSmith
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bllott
                      for a moment there when I saw that title i thought it would be a thread with some pictures of gay firefighters.. but luckily it didn't turn out like that for now at least
                      You can always trust my threads. I'll never tranny trick you.
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